Anyway, I've composed a list. It is up to you, my blogger friends, to decide if I am: A) a bad person B) a bad mom C) a bad wife D) a hell-bent rebel or E) human.
* I recently bought something at the grocery store that was supposed to be $10.00. When I saw it rung up as $5.00 my first reaction was SWEEEEET, they put the wrong price tag on!
* While helping the nurse measure my son at his one year check-up, I cheated. I held the ruler way above his head giving him an extra solid inch of height. No son of mine will be a midget.
* I left a hate (seriously hateful) note on my neighbor's door the other day. It was about his dog that wakes up my child every morning/night. I signed the letter, "Angry neighbor". Since I'm the only one with a child in our building, I'm pretty sure he knows who the angry neighbor is.
* I once hit a car. I hit a parked car. I did some major damage. I drove away. I came back 2 hours later but it was gone. This was 12 years ago. 3 years after that I hit a bus. I hit a bus full of handicapped kids. It was a parked bus. Don't ask questions.
* On a road trip, my sister asked if she could have some of my hot chocolate. When she took a sip she said, "I thought we weren't suppose to drink cappuccino". She's right, we aren't. I may have snuck a little in.
* What am I supposed to do when all my child wants to play with are cords and plastic bags? Justin says I shouldn't let him. I say carpe diem.
* My son won't know what he looked like or what he did when he was a baby/toddler. I don't have a scrapbook/album/journal for him. I. Have. Nothing. At least I blog about him... NOT! I apparently show my love for him through food. Have you seen my fat, midget son!?
* My husband eats cereal for dinner almost every night. If it's not cereal, it's something frozen from Trader Joe's. If it's not TJ's than it's Wendy's. If it's not Wendy's than it must be Tuesday-Fish Taco Tuesday at Rubio's. I don't cook, sew or scrapbook. I do clean and I occasionally do laundry, but trust me, it's not without complaint. I think I used to be my mom's favorite until she found out I'm a failure. I used to be Justin's favorite until he found out sex isn't my thing. No dinner and no sex. Go ahead, judge me.
* I love Justin Bieber
That's it for now. I'm sure, given adequate time, I could dig deep and come up with some things that would knock your socks off! Things that would completely alter your opinion of me. Things you wouldn't even tell your bishop/priest/pastor. But, "Jesus said love everyone, treat them kindly too". So do me a favor and just love me, darnit!