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Blood of Zeus (2020)
another unnecessary twist on an already great story
This is what happens when mediocre trashy writers take a story that's already been written & try to rewrite in a way they think people will care to see because they think their ideas are unique & they're a special rare talent but really they've done nothing special & actually ended up making it worse.
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Barbarian (2022)
I don't know what to say.
The fact that people actually enjoyed this movie is more surprising than the actual movie. When the movie was over i didn't even know it was coming i expected at least thirty more minutes to wrap up the plot & ....nothing. First hour is boring it's just suspense. A low budget horror movie is worse than any other type of low budget movie because it's takes much more effort to get an audience scared than it does to cry & the only thing i felt was bored & disturbed. You might seriously expect something from the dude who played pennywise but his character was boring & awkward same as the main character.
First Kill (2022)
Just No.
Bad casting even worse acting. I'm a lesbian but I'm not gonna sugarcoat about how bad this show was. Think of trashy Netflix teen drama but worse. I'd literally rather watch twilight. Just another low-budget Netflix show made on a whim.
A través de mi ventana (2022)
Is this a wattpad book?
Typical good girl falls for bad boy story.
She's desperate and creepy and he's a weird a$$hole. The voice over is terrible and the dialogue is cringey.
Encanto (2021)
A dysfunctional family...how interesting
This movie is clearly to point out the problems of a spanish family. Arranged marriages, controlling adults, typical outsider of the bunch and neglecting someone who isn't traditional or "normal". Siblings who don't understand each other because they don't talk. This entire movie is about character development so sadly it has no actual journey or plot besides fixing their magical house and keeping their privileges that are actually burdening them. The thing that makes disney movies amazing is the fantasy and magic...the main character is extremely ordinary. Heart and good intentions alone are not entertaining .
Hype House (2022)
inside look at social media's LEAST talked about
I hope netflix gets it together and stops funding trash like this and canceling the actual good shows. The description says it all- no one cares about them.
Hotel Transylvania: Transformania (2022)
Most unwanted sequel ever
So are the creators going to continue ignoring johnny will be dead before dennis turns 118(which I'm assuming is 18 in human years)? The 4th movie was extremely unnecessary unless they were going to adress the topic. It was basically a little trashy movie for kids with no decent plot going anywhere. Play for your kid if you want them watching a mind numbing movie about family just know this has no actual decent plot for anyone but a child to enjoy. I thought the first one was great for me and my child to both enjoy but the last 2-3 were simply bad.
The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
Didn't feel like a matrix sequal
If this movie wasn't apart of the matrix series I would've enjoyed it but it is and it doesn't feel or look like a matrix movie at all. Casting was bad and the plot became 10 times more confusing than before. The sense 8 team basically threw up all over it.
Jane Eyre (2006)
Skip if your looking for a decent adaptation
Ten minutes in and they skipped the literal entire beginning of the book and jumped straight to the middle. There was no context for it either, if you haven't read the book you won't know how terrible this is.
Vampire Clan (2002)
Worst vampire movie ever
Boring,slow and sad excuse for a vampire movie. Cringey teenage girl mixed with emo girls, a kid with adhd and an "alluring" psychopath who's only trait was being attractive.
Aladdin (2019)
Just No
Poor casting
poor acting
mediocre singing
strays away from the original story a bit.
The Crow: City of Angels (1996)
poor excuse for a sequel
Missing many plot details, assuming the audience already knows things and terrible acting. Don't even get me started on the cgi.
iCarly (2021)
Nice
Good show and decent reboot if you ask me. It gives off the exact same vibes as the original, just grown up! I particularly don't like characters with "extra" personalities but it doesn't ruin the show.
F9 (2021)
Decent movie
Was a little predictable but the fight scenes were okay and the cgi really isn't as bothersome as people are making it out to be. I do feel like it could have been better and that it is past time for them to wrap up the series. The space thing was dumb but also good at the same time i mean yeah it's improbable but so are extremely highspeed car cases and constantly being shot at without having permanent damage, two elements that make up the whole story.
A Black Lady Sketch Show (2019)
I tried my best to support
I wanted to go out of my way & support black sisters but idek wtf is going in this show half the time. It's not even laugh out loud funny it's more "oh wow, cool.." I guess the celebrity appearances are cool. It's entertaining enough but i wouldn't call it a comedy show.
The Powerpuff Girls (2016)
Even my kids don't wanna watch this
Complete trash. Opening is terrible, along with the VA's, & animation. They tried to modernize it but only ended up ruining it.
Mortal Kombat (2021)
Plot ruins it
Main character sucks, castings is terrible and only a few characters were accurately represented. The white girl who played sonya...no words except wtf? Her actor & writing was worse than the original! A black woman playing mileena!!!??? As a black women i love representation but come on i've always viewed her & kitana as asian! Liu Kang was decent, but his character has never been that basic + he was a shorty. Should've called the movie scorpion vs sub zero, then at least i would've known no to get my hopes up. Fights & Kung lao were the only thing that saved it. But there were only a hand of good ones.