do you think they would let me have a little bite of the miniature dried meats at the museum like just a tiny crumb for me ive cultivated a mindset where id be content with just a miserable tiny piece
“hey guys we’ve got a new album coming out and it comes out on a random day, whatever day this dial is set to *hands dial to infant* and it’s called *soft intake of breath* and um basically the whole thing is just a extremely high-def recording of your dad crying, your actual specific dad” *points to every person individually* *gets into electric car powered by the feeling of very soft fur* *silently drives away*
DO U KNOW THAT WE’VE SURVIVED 8 YEARS WITHOUT A MAJESTY SNOWBIRD STUDIO VERSION AND THAT WE’RE PROBABLY GOING TO HAVE TO GO THE REST OF OUR LIVES WITHOUT ONE?
WHAT DO YOU WANT SOOFYAHN?
MY FIRST BORN? A TONNE OF CONFETTI FOR YOUR NEXT TOUR? ECSTASY? UNLIMITED FLIGHTS TO MIAMI?
like it’s Little Sibs weekend all the fuckin little sibs walkin around n shit how u gonna be puking everywhere & getting ur nasty ball hairs all over the disabled-accessable bathroom that’s fucked up man this shit fucked me up
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