need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash
reblog to give a mutual a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars in cash
People like to talk about “wholesome” art like it’s the antithesis of sexually explicit media, but to be frank, some of the most genuinely wholesome and emotionally upliftng art I’ve ever seen has been art where somebody has their dick out.
For the benefit of all the weirdos in the notes who are determined to twist this around into an anodyne remark about “tasteful artistic nudity”, I’m talking about art which depicts people fucking.
They ran out of fire wood 🪵
The longer I worked on this the more I realized I didn’t like it anymore but oh well. 🤷♀️
everyday i think of instant gratification monkey
instant gratification monkey my beloved