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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
madge-niusminusthegenius
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People love to joke about Bruce’s favorite kid but what about Alfred’s fav?

I don’t think he has one but I do think he would joke that it’s whoever cleans up after themselves so it’s usually between Jason and Cass. Damian keeps his space clean and takes care of his animals but lost points bc of the puncture holes in the wall.

madge-niusminusthegenius

lmao must be Jason bc Cass does not clean up after herself, there’s that one panel in BG2000 where she meets Alfred and just. Was not aware that the clothes weren’t magically cleaned

bloomeng

my bad everypony i stand corrected

it’s jason. jason is the favorite.

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violent138

A ridiculously fun outsider POV would be the perspective of Bruce Wayne's work assistant, who doesn't have to do much, focuses on origami and online quizzes, responsible only for routinely forwarding relevant emails and information to Alfred. This assistant has only ever seen Bruce Wayne use his office for hiding from members of the board or napping and routinely covers for their boss' copious absences. I think it would be a little funny if this assistant was aware that Bruce Wayne was Batman but Bruce doesn't know, so he goes to crazy lengths around this assistant, who matches his ditzy energy by eleven.

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