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ca-dmv-bot

Real personalized license plate applications that the California DMV received from 2015-2016. Posts hourly. Not the actual DMV.

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Customer: FAMILY NICK NAME
DMV: TREE = MARIJUANA REFERENCE, MR. WEED
Verdict: ACCEPTED — Customer: FAMILY NICK NAME
DMV: TREE = MARIJUANA REFERENCE, MR. WEED

Verdict: ACCEPTED

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Customer: I OWN A REHABILITATION ABD TREATMENT CENTER FOR DIFFERENT DIAGNOSIS’S
DMV: DRUGS?
Verdict: DENIED — Customer: I OWN A REHABILITATION ABD TREATMENT CENTER FOR DIFFERENT DIAGNOSIS’S
DMV: DRUGS?

Verdict: DENIED

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Customer: 1931 HIGH BOY ROADSTER
DMV: HIGH BOY
Verdict: ACCEPTED — Customer: 1931 HIGH BOY ROADSTER
DMV: HIGH BOY

Verdict: ACCEPTED

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Customer: DAUGHTER NICKNAME
DMV: MOOCAH=MARIJUANA (IN URBAN DICTIONARY AND DICTIONARY.COM)
Verdict: DENIED — Customer: DAUGHTER NICKNAME
DMV: MOOCAH=MARIJUANA (IN URBAN DICTIONARY AND DICTIONARY.COM)

Verdict: DENIED

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Customer: TOM AND TAMMYS SL 550 MERCEDES
DMV: TNT=DYNAMITE, HAS MERCEDES. THOMAS AND TAMARA ARE ON REG.
Verdict: ACCEPTED — Customer: TOM AND TAMMYS SL 550 MERCEDES
DMV: TNT=DYNAMITE, HAS MERCEDES. THOMAS AND TAMARA ARE ON REG.

Verdict: ACCEPTED

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Customer: ITS FOR MY MERCEDES BENZ
DMV: BENZO IS SHORT FOR BENZODIAZEPINE (XANAX, ADIVAN, ETC) DRUG REFERENCE
Verdict: ACCEPTED — Customer: ITS FOR MY MERCEDES BENZ
DMV: BENZO IS SHORT FOR BENZODIAZEPINE (XANAX, ADIVAN, ETC) DRUG REFERENCE

Verdict: ACCEPTED

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Customer: TRAILER FOR A SCHIADA BOAT
DMV: LOOKS LIKE OLD SCHOOL SHIT
Verdict: DENIED — Customer: TRAILER FOR A SCHIADA BOAT
DMV: LOOKS LIKE OLD SCHOOL SHIT

Verdict: DENIED

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Customer: STAR WARS REFERENCE. STORMTROOPER NUMBER
DMV: 88-HITLER
Verdict: DENIED — Customer: STAR WARS REFERENCE. STORMTROOPER NUMBER
DMV: 88-HITLER

Verdict: DENIED

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Customer: FUN AND MORE
DMV: FN-FUCKIN M
Verdict: DENIED — Customer: FUN AND MORE
DMV: FN-FUCKIN M

Verdict: DENIED

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Customer: LARGE OPERATIONS
DMV: SEXUAL
Verdict: DENIED — Customer: LARGE OPERATIONS
DMV: SEXUAL

Verdict: DENIED

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