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Can people give me good fic recommendations for this list of fandoms that will keep growing over time.

(Crossovers are great aswell)

  1. Marvel (Will gain a Separate list for specific characters)
  2. DC (Specifically family based stuff)
  3. Danny Phantom
  4. Doctor Who
  5. Supernatural
  6. Blue exorcist
  7. My Hero Academia
  8. Percy Jackson
  9. Merlin
  10. Bleach
  11. Pokemon (main anime based)
  12. The Imperfects (Netflix)
  13. Bee and Puppycat
  14. Chronicles of Narnia
  15. Rise of the Guardians
  16. Rwby
  17. Tales of Arcadia (Troll hunters, 3below)
  18. Yu-gi-oh (but like the original, season 0 and zexel)
  19. BNA (Netflix)
  20. Tokyo Mew Mew (I'm an anime only unfortunately)
  21. Ultramarine Magmell (Two fics exist and I've read them)

The Marvel Specification list

  1. Spiderman
  2. Moonknight
  3. Bucky Barnes
  4. Loki
  5. Daredevil

I'm adding a fanfics list for Crossovers with fandoms I'm not actually in

  1. Criminal Minds × DC
  2. Merlin × Stargate
  3. NCIS × Danny phantom

Yes this List will grow as I get more fandoms or remember fandoms I'm in

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contact-guy

sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

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skipppppy

Hercule Poirot deduces you are trans by accident because he suspected you of murder and broke into your house and searched your stuff then puts 2 and 2 together when Hastings makes an innocuous observation about your fashion sense or something and he jumps up and cries “mon dieu!!!” before striding over to you kissing you on both cheeks and saying “ah, cher ami, you must live as you choose!” and then running off to confront the real culprit while you stand there in befuddlement

Columbo deduces you're trans from context clues while he's talking to you about the area, immediately uses your preferred pronouns and starts telling you about his cousin, who's also transgender, and how they got this job doing security, and how they told him that a security guard always locks up, and asks you if the guard locked up last night, and isn't it weird the place was open? And you're like, well, someone else must have opened it up. Maybe the guy in charge? He has a spare key. And then he nods and goes "the guy in charge has a spare key... well, how about that?" And then he offers you a cigar and wanders off, and a day later your boss gets arrested for murder.

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nerdpoe

Tim doesn't really remember anything before the age of two. This is normal. As he stares at the old found footage gracing the TV, he really fucking wishes he did.

The footage is fairly straightforward.

His parents are in a rather expensive and pricey mall. There's a pair of...villains? Heroes? Mad scientists? Whatever, they're there as well and in the same area.

His parents are ignoring him, body language tense and angry. He knows without remembering anything that they're pissed at each other, and not talking to Tim because they don't want to snap at him by accident..

The mad scientists are ignoring their own son because they're too busy clapping and cheering as their red-headed daughter keeps walking out of the dressing rooms in different outfits.

The news station slows down the footage and zooms in, and the resolution is grainy, but obvious.

Janet Drake turns, looks for Tim, and grabs the other boy. She and Jack leave with him without a second look. The boy looks confused, but doesn't throw a fit.

The mad scientists finally turn and look for their own son, find Tim, and bring him forward to look at the red-heads dress.

No one notices. Jack and Janet don't come storming back for Tim.

Which means Tim isn't Tim.

Tim is whoever those people's are son.

Or; Danny and Tim were switched at 2 years old, and no one noticed because they were both uncommonly chill toddlers and just rolled with it. Well, no one noticed until someone desperate for some extra change went through a bunch of old VHS tapes from the security room in an abandoned mall, recognized his old employers the Drakes, and sold that VHS to the news.
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cryptotheism

As chair of the wizard- [PARRIES A SPELL] As chair of the wizard counc- [PARRIES A DIFFERENT SPELL] As chair of the wizard council, I- [PARRIES A DIFFERENT SPELL] As chair of the wizard council I think staffs should be illegal during these meetings.

oh i thought this was the staff meeting

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I know the respective fandoms of DC and Miraculous Ladybug have a certain disdain for MLxDC fics but I think there's a potential for fics where Luka leaves Paris and just keeps traveling to different US cities because he keeps figuring out secret identities and he's just this 15 year old kid growing increasingly frustrated and exasperated at how badly everyone hides their identities and he just has to pretend to be oblivious even tho it's Their Fault for being Bad At Secrets and shouldn't adults be better at this??????

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a half-ghost--? no- no wait, that's a changeling. that's even worse.

so i'd like to preface this by saying this stems from me going entirely off the rails thinking about tales of the passerine-- which is frankly quite on brand for me to think of one au, and then develop it so far left ways that it makes another au entirely.

bUT. Context! Danny's ancestors sometime before they immigrated to America had a fae marry into the family. This had its Side Effects. Naturally. The Fentonnightengale responsible for this charmed a fae thanks to their swagless nature and awkward demeanor, so instead of getting eaten the fae thought it was cute instead. The fae marrying into the family had an affinity for music, but that kinda repressed itself by accident -- blame the salem witch trials.

By the time Danny is born, the fae blood has become so latent that it really doesn't show up anymore other than the Fentons Eccentricity and obsession with the supernatural (a latent desire to return home to the fae realm - aka infinite realms). There's an unnatural charm surrounding the fenton that really only creeps almost every human within a visual radius, and Danny is no exception.

hoWEVEr. the accident that turned danny into a halfa in one timeline did no such thing in this one -- it just reactivated his latent fae blood, and reactivated it with a fervor. Effectively turning Danny from a human into a changeling.

Danny just thinks at first that he's a half-ghost -- only to realize later on from Clockwork that he's not one at all. He's very much fae -- which is a wild discovery for Danny to make. It also means his rogues are quite a bit more intimidated by him. Fae are above ghosts in the Infinite Realm Creature Hierarchy, no matter how powerful they are. A fae can still Steal the name of a ghost, so Danny's rogues are rather skittish/unsure around Danny until they realize he doesn't know he's a changeling -- after that, many of them vow to try and keep it secret amongst themselves.

Danny's 'ghost' form is rather birdlike, and in human form his appearance warps to match his comfortability. When he's alone with his friends he starts taking on unnatural features. -- his blue-green eyes brighten and his pupils elongate, his teeth sharpen, and his ears grow longer and animal-like. His hair softens to be more feathery, his nails sharpen. In general he takes on more 'bird-ish' features. At school, around his parents, and when he's stressed, tense, or scared, he looks completely human -- an instinctual survival mechanism.

As a ghost, he has large, pretty wings that gradient from black to dark purple-blue, with a shimmer across the feathers that resembles the aurora borealis. His limbs elongate, his legs becoming bird-like and his talons grow on both his feet and nails. His ears vaguely resemble a rabbit's, although they don't flop down like one. All his teeth sharpen. Razor sharp chompers, capable of biting through bone. His eyes take on a greenish-hue, but otherwise remain the same color, albeit his sclera becomes blue-ish and his pupils become diamond-shaped and white. Rings of seafoam blue circle around his iris, creating a reflective sheen. He makes chirping, creaking noises, and when he speaks there's a faint overlap that is very enchanting.

Overall he's rather beautiful in a terrifyingly inhuman way, its hard to take your eyes off him. He has a lot of feathers. He's very drawn to singing and music in general, and gets into music sometime after his accident. He likes flutes/ocarinas/woodwinds the most, followed shortly after by strings, and then piano. He also slowly loses the ability to lie -- which is really annoying and also terrifying until he learns how to reword himself and become a better wordsmith.

SInce this stemmed from an older brother dpdc au, its gonna stay an older brother dpdc au alsfh. i'll just get to the dpxdc part in another post since i wanted to get this off my chest first

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googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

oho and now you’re questioning my adverb usage? you? you?

you fucking dare?

you try to change ‘tears’ to ‘years’ for no reason but don’t catch ‘imporint’???

hey quick question gdocs

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what the fuck

1. how the fuck did this post become so popular

2. everyone just commenting ‘QUERCHED’ is delightful

3. some people have suggested i use grammarly. this is letting the robots win and also would deprive me of the opportunity to complain about insignificant technical things instead of just wanting to scream over writing all the time

4. i use googledocs because i want access to my writing on multiple platforms and also because fuck microsoft 

5. the difference between [its] and [it’s] is that [it’s] is always used as a shortened form of [it is] and [its] is used as the possessive of [it]. yes, this goes against the usual practice of just tacking on an [‘s] when you want to indicate ownership. yes, english is absolutely a trash language.

btw, gdoc’s most recent transgression:

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noooope

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LITERALLY THE EXACT OPPOSITE MEANING OF WHAT I WANT, GDOCS

i’m sorry what kind of AI FUCKERY is going on here that you are trying to ADD IN ADVERBS FOR ME that could ENTIRELY CHANGE THE TONE from a neutral ‘He’d been young’ to something that would put emphasis on just how young he was and how long ago it was you cannot just THROW EXTRA WORDS IN LIKE THAT

‘he’d been so young’ I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU

OH MY FUCKING GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS

me @ everyone else using googledocs:

YOU

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amarits

I just listened to a podcast with an A.I. research scientist. She said if you wouldn’t trust autocorrect to be in charge of a decision, then you shouldn’t trust another A.I. with it, so… that’s something to worry about

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elfwreck

Grammarly is not better.

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vaspider

querched

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curlicuecal

If you were thinking learning to proofread wasn’t actually helpful…

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lastoneout

This is funny but also as someone who has dyslexia and relies heavily on spell check to communicate legibly this is honestly horrifying.

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Cooking horror game where you play as a cook working in the galley of a ship in the 1800s. There’s some kind of supernatural nautical horror story going on in the background but you barely notice this because you spend all day cooking in the galley.

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glassrooibos

I could not stop thinking about this. The only cue you get is the ingredients keep getting more and more unnerving, and like the prep you have to do to make the food gets more and more elaborate??? GIMEE THE GAME.

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Ra'z al Ghul: You should watch yourself boy. Back in my day your words would have ordered seppuku(hara-kiri) for disrespecting your family's name.

Danny: your assuming a lot about my family's name and honor.

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There should be an equivalent to asking "how's the wife and kids?" that's like "so how's that fictional man of yours doing?"

At 30k I'm shutting this post down, I can't take this anymore

At 30k I’m

shutting this post down, I can’t

take this anymore

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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frownyalfred

okay so there were a ton of posts/fics about the hilarious "fuck/maryy/kill" Bruce Wayne & Justice League scenario (I read them all, amazing comedic timing y'all) but to me, the most hilarious scenario is the JL play fuck/marry/kill, Bruce's name comes up, and half of the people in the room in the know immediately turn bright red and refuse to keep playing and no one will explain why.

Hal: "...and I would fuck Bruce Wayne. No, I would kill him. Nah, actually I'd fuck him, who am I kidding."

Clark: choking on his coffee and rapidly turning an alarming shade of red

Diana: "An....interesting choice, of course."

J'onn: "Shall we play a different game?"

Hal: "Wait, what? that was the game, wasn't it?"

Ollie: "I'm with Hal, I'd fuck the shit out of Bruce. He's the easiest guy I know, it's not like it'll exactly be a hardship for him."

*every single person in the room turns to Batman, standing in the corner*

Clark: "Wow! I think I just heard someone drop an ice cream cone in Guatemala. Batman, I'll need a team up."

Ollie: "For ice cream?"

Diana, standing up and putting herself in between Bruce and Hal: "This sounds dire. I will also assist."

Clark, under his breath, one hand on Bruce's back: "It's not worth it. He's not worth it. Come on. Walk it off."

The first time the league hears batman laugh is "randomly" during fuck marry kill

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top7879

DCxDP prompt 1

The Justice League and associates are invited to party/ball as representatives of earth on a distant alien planet. Along with many other representatives from many other planets.

For whatever reason Red Hood is brought along and eventually splits off from the group to presumably be a wall flower for the rest of the party.

Red Hood is later found flirting with some other, humanoid, teen. He's under the impression that he'll probably not be able to keep in consistent contact.

Nearing the end of the event most (everyone?) is surprised when the Teen comes up shyly to Hood and states that they actually live on Earth part time and if they want to keep in touch here's their number.

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When it’s a long flight and Damian ends up falling asleep on his brothers shoulders:

Dick smiles and adjusts Damian until he’s lying flat with his head in his lap to make him more comfortable before pulling a blanket on them both

Jason rolls his eyes before pulling out a book to settle in and not move for the rest of the flight

Duke takes selfies as proof that Damian snores like a kitten and also finds a small pillow to put under Damian’s head to make him more comfortable

Tim goes fully rigid the first time it happens and doesn’t breathe for 5 min but after the fourth time he ends up becoming so used to the weight leaning on him that he falls asleep too

Okay but have you considered Duke taking photos of the last one to prove that they both snore like kittens?

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