The ocean is so fucking weird. Imagine if you were just living your life and then all of the sudden here comes one of these.
Here on land there are only so many ways a creature can move, and by the time you’re six or so, you’ve seen pretty much all of them that you’re ever likely to.
Down there in the ocean they can just do anything. You could see a new weird animal every week for your whole life, and then when you’re 80 this guy rocks up to you.
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something a lot of pumpkin spice food products lack i think is the Pumpkin part of Pumpkin Spice. you get all the cinnamon nutmeg and cloves but none of that big beautiful gourd
RELEASE THE GOURD
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rate my first balloon animal, The Bruised Ego
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Hey in middle earth is there any ecological consequences for those big fuckin eagles
Goblins and hobbits both make their homes underground
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Laios the biologist turned amateur chef that you are
Biologist turned Furry Turned Amateur Chef
Laios the biologist turned amateur chef that you are
tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes
the curse of being on this website is knowing that shit like cottagecore and dark academia and the obsession with mushrooms and whatnot started on this godforsaken platform and not tiktok
the mushroom thing started with a fucking shitpost where it ends with “you cannot kill me in a way that matters” “im not fucking scared of you!”
“op what does this mean”
“decay is an extant form of life”I KID YOU NOT
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How is it is supposed to work: your emotions are a response to your situation and surroundings. It is OK to feel the emotion. Now take that emotion and use your logical brain to decide which parts of the emotion fit the facts of the situation and which do not and why, and how you’re going to respond to said emotions (which is what tweet said, and what therapists say)
How people seem to interpret it: any emotional reaction is perfectly fine and I am not responsible for what I do out of emotion.
[Image ID: Tweet from GG Allin Turing (@/ dubSteppenWolf) reading: tired of “your feelings are valid” discourse. sometimes my feelings are dumber than dogshit and I have a responsibility to get a grip /End ID]
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