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memewhore

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quasi-normalcy

"And you, SUH! Are you waiting to receive my LIMP PENIS!?"

froginakettle

for those who don't know, he was completely innocent. they misidentified him as someone else they were looking for.

so all of this wasn't him trying to look innocent. this was him actually being innocent.

He was literally just having a succulent Chinese meal.

trickstertime

"tata, and farewell"

I genuinely wasn't expecting the intonations this guy uses. It's like he's on stage pretending to be english, while also fighting with police

as-warm-as-choco

ACAB ALWAYS AND EVERYWHERE

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froody

That one post that’s like “The line The Devil Went Down to Georgia implies that Georgia is lower than Hell” is so funny. ‘Down’ means further south in southern dialects, such as “I was down in Louisiana” so the implication was actually that Hell is located north of Georgia.

froody

Hell is, of course, located in Michigan so the song makes total grammatical since.

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In case anyone thinks OP just hates Michigan, they really do mean Hell is a real place located in Michigan

froody

Yes, it’s so funny because people in the notes were like “Right on, brother! FUCK Michigan!” and I didn’t have the heart to tell them I was talking about the small quaint township of Hell.

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manysad

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For spooktober on the mlb fanworks server, using the prompt Eldritch for day 1 feat. Tikki

molloaf

THERE it is, i had to go digging in my own likes because i never reblogged this apparently, and I'm always looking for it!

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rongzhi

Expectation vs. Reality for Poshuijie, a major holiday celebrated in Xishuangbanna Dai Autonomous Prefecture in Yunnan province, as well as in general by the Dai, Achang, Bulang, Wa, and De'ang Chinese people.

Poshuijie ("Water splashing festival") is also known as Songkran in Thailand and is celebrated in the month of April.

English added by me :)

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beetledrink

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im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

thestarsaredown

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

holy-muffins

We’ve made it 5 years folks

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kata4a

she tower on my babel till I ἐπιούσιον

in-sufficientdata

#ἐπιούσιον is a word that’s only ever used in the Lord’s prayer#with extreme controversy surrounding its translation#i suspect the joke here is that this post forces the reader to do a bunch of linguistic research#only to not come up with a conclusive answer#mimicking the experiences of those who built the tower of babel#this has been another installment of overexplaining jokes until theyre not funny anymore with autistics via @exbeekeeper​

visionaryness

ok but you just saved my ass 30 minutes of research by explaining the joke and now i can laugh at it sooner you didn't make it not funny you made it funny faster