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HowTo:Cook A Human

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Vote	Score: 1 cooked human(s)
Nomination:	Fenris2010 (talk) 03:38, 16 August 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For.  Fenris2010 Complain here. 03:35, 15 August, 2024
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Factorial

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Vote	Score: -4.5 (low score)
Nomination:	TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 07:04, 12 August 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 0	No for votes
Against Votes: 4.5	Against. Sorry. In my opinion, it is really more like a lecture with poorly-executed jokes than a real candidate for VFH. Pasmorade (talk) 12:04, 12 August 2024 (UTC)  Against. yea to make an article that is remarkable isn't easy I think, I'll listening to other people's comment before closing this voting. TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 08:40, 13 August 2024 (UTC)  Meh.  Fenris2010 Complain here. 03:35, 15 August 2024 (UTC)  Against. More delete-worthy than feature-worthy. DW III 21:00, 17 August 2024 (UTC)  Against. I suck at math, and even I know this sucks. With all due disrespect, Tunic.Talk Contribs 13:22, 26 August 2024 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia Transit Authority

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Vote	Score: 1
Nomination:	Fenris2010 (talk) 22:28, 3 August 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For.  Fenris2010 Complain here.
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Nigel Farage

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Vote	Score: 3 member(s) of Parliament
Nomination:	Pasmorade (talk) 20:28, 31 July 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	For. I love how the article parodies this far-right prick. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Pasmorade (talk • contribs)  For. Fenris2010 (talk) 02:49, 1 August 2024 (UTC)  For. The article seem quite classical but ok. TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 07:36, 1 August 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Donald Trump's Report Card

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Vote	Score: 5
Nomination:	Fenris2010 (talk) 01:29, 25 July 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 5	For.Fenris2010 (talk) 01:29, 25 July 2024 (UTC)  For. Hilarious. Pasmorade (talk) 16:31, 10 August 2024 (UTC)  For. Made me laugh, good article. Wikipideass (talk) 14:17, 21 August 2024 (BST)  For. this is funny, but need more work. TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 17:12, 25 August 2024 (UTC)  For. Short and sweet. I give it an A. Would be cool to see done with more presidents. With all due disrespect, Tunic.Talk Contribs 13:28, 26 August 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

The Jackson 5

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Vote	Score: 1 Jackson(s)
Nomination:	Pasmorade (talk) 13:12, 24 July 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	For. Why hasn't this been featured yet? Pasmorade (talk) 13:25, 24 July 2024 (UTC)  For. This is ok with me to get featured, I don't think it is a good idea for sternly forcing it must be funnier than other featured articles to get highlighted. TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 08:56, 13 August 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against. I think that this article has potential, but for now I don't think it should be featured. Fenris2010 (talk) 01:59, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

Literally Satan Media, LLC.

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Vote	Score: 1
Nomination:	Fenris2010 (talk) 02:47, 24 July 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	For. I think it's funny.Fenris2010 (talk) 02:47, 24 July 2024 (UTC)  For. Very funny. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Pasmorade (talk • contribs)
Against Votes: 1	Against. May be funny, but I wouldn't say featurable material. Also, the company it's making fun of isn't really known -it doesn't even have a Wikipedia article-, so the joke will probably be lost to most readers. DaniPine3 (talk) 01:36, 31 July 2024 (UTC)

Turkmenistan

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Vote	Score: 1
Nomination:	Fenris2010 (talk) 02:41, 24 July 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 1	For.I think it's pretty funny. Fenris2010 (talk) 02:41, 24 July 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Mazda Miata

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Vote	Score: 2.5
Nomination:	Foxtrot171 (talk) 14:44, 24 May 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 2.5	Half For. The pictures are very interesting! But I feel like the content could be a little more fleshed out. 06:58, 17 July 2024 (UTC)  For. Fenris2010 (talk) 01:47, 25 July 2024 (UTC)  For. I made it funnier. TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 08:49, 13 August 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Dr. Dre

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Vote	Score: 3
Nomination:	Pasmorade (talk) 20:10, 9 May 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 3	For. Pasmorade (talk) 20:10, 9 May 2024 (UTC)  For. Fenris2010 (talk) 01:52, 25 July 2024 (UTC)  For. he's cool tho. TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 08:46, 13 August 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0	No against votes

Ask William Jennings Bryant

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Vote	Score: 1
Nomination:	Mounting McKinley (talk) 19:17, 8 May 2024 (UTC)
For Votes: 2	For. Pasmorade (talk) 08:02, 21 June 2024 (UTC)  For. I don't see any stodgy things on it. TiazuGotAutism333 (talk) 08:44, 13 August 2024 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1	Against. Fenris2010 (talk) 13:52, 25 July 2024 (UTC)

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