The Year 01

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We three are going to commit suicide. We thank all those who are going to cry for us later. And all those who do not, will be made to cry by us.. ..when we meet them above. Raj, Aryan and Veer! Okay God, I cannot live here anymore. Oh God! I'd told you before, if you wanted to hang yourself from the tree.. ..you should have had a lighter breakfast. I haven't eaten anything nor have I taken any drink.. Now I will drink this and die. Rat poison? Where did you get it from? I got it from my house. Now I'll die within minutes. Aryan, what's the date today? - 16th April 2005, why? How will it kill you, it's past its expiry date? What are you saying? That's the reason for the increase in mice population at my place. I have a better plan than what you two have. Do you see this railway line? Within a few minutes a train will pass from here.. ..and I will pass away along with it. Wow, what a full-proof plan, Raj! Yes, my friend. Can we too come along? Wait we are also coming. - Come soon. Hey, where are you going? Did you have to go from there? Hey wait! Hey, TC, get down. Your planning failed. This is you fault. - My fault? Didn't I tell you that we had to go on that railway track? God saved again. When will we get our freedom? Even this train did not kill us. See, someone is trying to commit suicide. Let's stop him; if we can't die then we won't let him die as well. Yes, let's stop him. Hey, get out.. - Are you mad? We will have to break the glass. - Break it then.. Hello, get out. Break. Yeah get that.. C'mon, take him out. God of death? No you are alive. Why did you save me? You should have left me to die. Why did you save me? That's because we tried to kill ourselves but failed continuously. Did you also come here to commit suicide? - Yes. We all belong to the same category. But tell us why did you want to commit suicide? I have not one but three reasons. - Three? I had opened a company on my name. Kothari Hair Oil.. But whoever used that oil turned bald. What about the second one? I then opened another company. Kothari Water Colors. School children playfully painted each other's face.. ..but nothing could take off that paint. What about the third one? I had launched Kothari Incense Sticks. When the newlyweds lit it on their wedding night.. ..the brides started vomiting. You mean it impregnated them? No, they vomited because of the stench. And paying for their bills landed me in the hospital. These reasons are not enough to commit suicide. Change the names of your products first. Kothari is a very bad name. - What? He is right? - What say, Raj? Then launch you hair oil once again. - What? But not as a hair oil rather as a hair remover. That's right, Raj. And market your water colours.. ..as permanent wall paint. Wow, Veer! And the incense sticks.. ..should be branded as mosquito repellent. It will not only ward off all mosquitoes with it odour.. ..it will also solve the problem of vomiting. What an idea! Too good! You guys are very useful. Exactly. All we have is great ideas and no work. That's why neither do our wives give us any importance nor any love. That's the reason that the three of us want to die. Will you work for me? Yes. "Unrestrained that we are, it's impossible to stop us." "Rebellious and whimsical princes, that we are!" "We are on the front page, everyday!" "Making merry is our motto! Come O' pretty damsel, come to me!" "This heart is crazy about you." "Enough of the cravings!" "We will fulfill our wishes now." "We will live and die in love." "With the whole world as our witness." "Just waiting for the one who can take.. ..our sleep and peace with her demeanors." "Making merry is our motto! Come O' pretty damsel, come to me!" "This heart is crazy about you." "We strive to be ahead of everyone else." "Capable of deflecting even the powerful storms." "These firm steps never retreat." "We can force even the skies to descend." "It's useless to throw a challenge to us." "Making merry is our motto! Come O' pretty damsel, come to me!" "This heart is crazy about you." Dear, I was performing this ritual for your success. Where did you get this devil for the ritual? I returned from Tirupati today.. ..bringing along God's blessings with me. You could have stayed there for the rest of your life. Why did you come back to ruin my life? I wish I could visit Tirupati too. You are thinking about Tirupati and not your husband. I'll have to find someone else if this keeps happening all the time. What? - Come with me. Venakateshwara.. See, this is for you. Where did you get so much from? I was begging with a bowl in my hand. Oh, so that was the reason of the missing bowl? I have earned it from my new job. This is my first salary. Really? All this is because of the ritual I had performed. It's because of Lord Tirupati's grace. This is nothing. See, what I have brought for you. Porridge, we will eat this in the night and together we will.. And this is strawberry ice-cream.. ..we will eat this in the night and then I'll scream and you will scream. Why are you screaming now? - You are trying to corrupt me. O' God! Why did you throw it in the dustbin? So that you cool down and stop behaving like this. Instead of cooling me down it will only make me hot and hotter. Pandit-ji.. ..where are you taking it? What do you need it for? Being immersed in God's devotion.. ..I didn't have any strength left for anything else. My wife's favorite flavor is vanilla but tonight.. ..strawberry will do. - What? Your honor, this man standing in the witness box.. ..had it been in his control, he'd gift his wife a copy of the Kamasutra.. ..instead of a nuptial thread on his wedding night. He wished his wife to read sleazy books instead of religious ones. Brilliant, Sonia-ji.. Why are you getting so excited? I can't help it. Seeing Sonia-ji everyday.. ..H.S. Gulati's heart takes Olympic sized somersaults. Olympics are held every four years. Why do you come here everyday? My Lord, pronounce such a verdict today.. ..which will compel men to accept a 'no' from their wives. Why do you wish to ruin their lives like mine? Okay, let's hear what he has to say. In the view of the evidences, this court has reached to the conclusion.. ..that this woman has faced grave injustice. And hence taking a compassionate stand it grants a divorce to the lady. The court is adjourned. Congratulations, Sonia-ji. - Thank you. You've done such a great job for the women of our country.. ..just like what our leaders had done for our country. Thank you. - What? Partition. Congratulations. Mr. Gulati, he's my husband Aryan and he's my assistant H.S. Gulati. I'll just come back. - Where are you going? Anyway, I know why Sonia-ji.. ..is so dedicated towards her work Why? - Because she married you blindly. You.. - Okay. He went away insulting me. It doesn't matter how many somersaults he takes here.. ..it will be me who will take part in the Olympics in the night. Sonia! Silence. Baby, are you ready? - yeah. Start camera. - Rolling. - Action! "Oh my lover.." "Revel in my love, my dearest." "Don't shy away from me now. My dearest." "I don't wish to revel in your love, my love.." "Let your heart be with you, my love." "I am a pretty woman." "I won't be persuaded easily." "Go and pacify your heart." Cut! Baby, my child. This is going to be a smashing hit. I will focus my camera in such a way that it will appear.. ..as if you are on Mount Everest. The audience will go crazy. Where did this Everest come from? Neeru, didn't I tell you that.. ..I don't want any audience when I am working. Hey, keep quiet, he's my husband Veer. Such a pretty damsel and she has got her prince charming so soon? What was the hurry? Dia.. - What? I have secured a job. Wow! No complaints now? - Yes. So can we be together..? You know what I mean. - Of course baby. Why don't you wait for me at home? I'll finish my work here and then come to you. What are you doing? Let me light the lamp. You want to light it and I want to blow it off. If I don't get what I haven't got in one month.. .. I'll go insane. - What? Listen.. - What? Whatever you wish for, cannot happen. I have taken an vow for your career growth. But you'd taken that last month.. ..and now I have acquired a job now. Listen, I have taken this oath because you secured a job. Take this pillow, this blanket and sleep outside. C'mon.. It's just a matter of one month, please. Don't know when I'll get my chance. My chance is inside.. ..but I am standing here chanceless. O' God! Enough of all this. Think of me, at least. - Give it back. A case is slated for tomorrow's date. All that you can think of is your case dates. Be it love or coming together.. ..all I get to hear is 'a date'. It's always a date followed by a date. I don't even remember.. ..when I had met you last. - Are you done? Can I go back to my case? Darling, I want to play with your tresses.. ..and you are just bothered about your cases. You are fond of the courtroom, right? Hence this black coat.. ..to make it more enjoyable for you. I am supposed to sentence someone tomorrow.. ..and you are concerned with pleasing the senses. Do they still exist! I seem to have forgotten. Hey, I am the one who is serving a sentence. Please don't overrule any of my pleadings tonight.. ..and just see the way I sustain you. Enough! This court is adjourned now. And you are banned from entering this court.. ..I mean this bedroom. - Your Honor, this is grave injustice. I appeal against it. Come on Monday. This court has an off for two days. Listen to me.. - The court is adjourned. 'Till when will my life be dictated by this law which is blind?' 'This black coat has put the dreams of my youth in a bind.' Yes. Honey! Darling, you don't know how eagerly I waited for you today. In just the same way that the whole of India.. ..waited for Sachin's tennis elbow to heal. But what about the lack of match practice? Hope that doesn't result in an early fall of your wicket. No, not at all. Don't worry. How does lack of match practice matter? We can surely have some net practice, can't we? And darling, I'm in for a long haul tonight. Yes, but.. - Oh no! Now who is here to censor our love story? Just wait here, my love, and I will be back in a jiffy. Be comfortable. It's you? Don't you have any shame.. ..to ring the doorbell so late in the night? - Sorry. Give me the main door key and I will use it the next time around. Cut the crap and tell me what do you want? Is she inside? - Sure she is. But for you, I would also have been inside. Really? - Yes. Ok let's go. Get out. Oh, Mr. Ghai. - Baby! You? Here? At this hour? - Just hold this. My baby! My darling! Any objections? No. - So nice of you! You are looking so beautiful. What is this that you are wearing? -Oh, it's our golden night. What? You've been married for long! Why this delay? Goodness! It will be delayed further if you don't go. I just remember.. come.. come here. Baby, you should sleep early.. ..if you want to retain the glow on your face. To top it you have an audition tomorrow. Unless you appear fresh as flowers.. ..or the opportunity will be lost. Right? Absolutely right. I'll go off to sleep right away. What will happen of your lover if you go to sleep? Sorry honey. Just one more night without me! Please. - You.. Hey…baby.. – Get out, rascal. Mr. Y just die! Please, Dia.. "Hearts shouldn't be broken on petty trivialities!" "Hearts shouldn't be broken on petty trivialities!" "Hearts shouldn't be broken on petty trivialities!" "Loved ones shouldn't be deserted over trifle frivolities" "Loved ones shouldn't be deserted over trifle frivolities" "Hearts shouldn't be broken on petty trivialities!" "Loved ones shouldn't be deserted over trifle frivolities" "For petty trivialities!" "For trifle frivolities!" "It aches here!" - "Is a cure needed?" "It is severe!" - "Sure, you do!" "It aches here!" - "Is a cure needed?" "It is severe!" - "Sure, you do!" "This distance?" - "Seems necessary!" "Our moment of union?" - "Whenever it becomes mandatory!" "One shouldn't fight on such trifle frivolities!" "Hearts shouldn't be broken on petty trivialities!" "Hearts shouldn't be broken on petty trivialities!" "Loved ones shouldn't be deserted over trifle frivolities" "Hearts shouldn't be broken on petty trivialities!" "For petty trivialities!" "For trifle frivolities!" "Do something. - What can I?" "Shall I continue to yearn?" - "You deserve it!" "Do something. - What can I?" "Shall I continue to yearn?" - "You deserve it!" "Come closer!" - "No way!" "Don't make me pine!" - "Don't entice!" "Why be stubborn on such trifle frivolities!" "Why be stubborn on such trifle frivolities!" "Hearts shouldn't be broken on petty trivialities!" "Loved ones shouldn't be deserted over trifle frivolities" "Hearts shouldn't be broken on petty trivialities!" "For petty trivialities!" "For trifle frivolities!" O' God! Here, take this. Here's your salary for this month. And where's the third one? - Go and tell your boss.. ..that I still refuse to pick up money thrown at me. You don't want it..? - Leave it, we aren't bothered by it. Thank you. What use is it? We slog while he reaps the rewards. And all that we get is loose change. - Yes. Very true. We have undervalued ourselves. Let's go and talk to Kothari. It's either a pay hike or it's time to say bye! Absolutely! - Let's go. Come what may, he will never change. - Mr. Kothari we need to talk. Hey, he is trying to hang himself. Hey! Mr. Kothari. What are you up to? - Leave me. Get him down. - What were you doing, sir? Why do you 3 always save me whenever I want to commit suicide? But sir, why a second attempt to commit suicide? That too after we have solved all the 3 problems that you had. It's because I have a new set of 3 problems. Is this your lucky number? It's always 3 problems with you! - These aren't circumstantial. I have given birth to them. Impregnated some girl, eh? If you so much wished to get wet, wearing some protection.. ..would have been a better idea. - What? What are you saying? I am referring to my grown up daughters. Grown up? - So early? What can I say? One never realizes when the daughters grow up. Rekha, Madhuri and Dimple lost their mother at a very young age. I raised them with so much love and affection. So much so that I sent them abroad for studies even. And that's where I went wrong. They have turned so modern that they make fun of my views. Sir, why are you beating around the bush? Come straight to the point. The point is that I wanted them to marry.. ..my friend's sons but they refused. They said they aren't game for an arranged marriage. What they want is a love marriage. Following their father's footsteps. -What? Sorry, sir. Sir, the solution to your problem is very simple. - What? Introduce them to 3 boys. Allow them to fall in love. As soon as that happens.. ..ask these boys to break their hearts. That will make them see sense. And then they will be ready to bring disgrace to themselves.. - What? I mean they will be willing to marry wherever you want them to. You're a genius. - Of course. A very good idea. A very fit idea. And I have 3 boys at my disposal. - Wow! How could you possibly find 3 dimwits so soon? Who are they? They are standing right in front of me. - Are we dimwits? Yes. - But why the 3 of us? Well, one has to revere a dimwit when the situation demands. And the 3 of you, being already married, are the perfect fodder. It assures me that you won't cross the limits of decency. Simple! Got it? Sir, we are sorry because we can't betray our wives. Yes! Right. - And we are not such boys. Right again! If you don't do this for me.. - Yes? Then what? You are fired, if you refuse to do this for me. Sir, this isn't right. This is injustice. You can't do this. - Out! - Sir. I have such a lovely wife whom I love so dearly. How can I possibly have an affair with another girl? Very right. And even Shahrukh Khan had said that.. ..we live, die and marry only once. And fall in love only once. Very right, my friend. No, you are forgetting. After Rani's demise, in the second half.. ..Shahrukh married Kajol, didn't he? But what do you want us to do? That we kill our sweethearts? - No. No, I just want you to act like the film heroes. Don't they go abroad despite having their families? Don't they sing romantic songs with their heroines? You also do the same and as soon as it's pack up time.. ..remove your makeup and go back home. As simple as that! So what have the 3 of you decided? Sir, we're ready to go and act and sing at foreign locales. But we have some conditions. Yes, I know. I'll increase your salary, ok? How could he guess that? He has an uncanny ability to identify greedy and mean fellows. Done, sir! - Ok. 'It's Economy Class, the flight is on time. Sing, welcome aboard!' 'Change your guise and let's go abroad.' Sir, but Business Class Tickets? Forget it. Let it all come. Why in the world are we standing in the middle of the beach? From the time we have had the Tsunami.. ..forget the beach, I dread going near even a bathtub. This bathtub.. I mean Kothari's daughters coming out of the sea.. ..won't be any lesser than some Tsunami of sorts. Yes! - But where are they? Wow! - Guys, are you sure that these mermaids are Kothari's daughters? Of course. But they don't look like his daughters. Very simple! Fortunately they have inherited.. ..their charms from their mother. It is clear that Kothari's contribution.. ..to their beauty is negligible. Even an upholder of decency would have been unable.. ..to control himself to cross the limits with this Rekha. Forget one, if I were to have more than one wife.. ..I would be willing to betray.. ..all of them for a chance to be with this Madhuri. Dimple's dimples have made it so simple for me.. ..to put up an act of love with her. Wow! This means we have already chosen our love interests! -Yeah. Kothari has indeed done us a big favour. Now let me just find out a way to start my affair with Rekha. Hey girls, stop it. Don't move. O' my God! Help! O' my God! Help! O' my God! Help! Help! Someone here. Save me please. O' my God! Help! Help! Help! - I am coming. Hey! That's the way Get up. Hope you are fine! I'm sorry but this was important. Thank you. It's okay. Whatever happens is for the best. I went to swim but got drowned in it. Where? - In you eyes. One down, two to go. It was a dream come true? - What? Come closer. - Hey that's not done. Hey! She is coming. - Wow! What a girl. Come on baby. - Let's go. - Leave me. Stop it! Leave me! Help! Help! Come! Come! That's my boy. Come on. Now that's set! You know what.. - He's good. Aryan, what are you doing here? You should have been there, in the thick of action saving Madhuri. Just like an action hero. Relax. A chocolate hero like me won't do action scenes. 'I'll make an entry late! Till then it will be my duplicate!' Look. Hey, man what's a problem? What do you want? Great going, my friend! Come. Aryan, my dear, only one is left and that too half dead. That's nice. - Go and finish the job. 'Only one? Here I come.' Come near baby. - Save me. Help me! Help! - Hey, donkey. Thank you. You thrashed them all up. - Oh, that was my duty. Madhuri. I love your courage. Come Madhuri, let's check what's behind the top.. ..I mean what's behind the rock. Come. Thief! Leave my bag. Please, help me. Spiderman! Leave my bag. Thief! 'With the Spiderman near, you shouldn't have any fear!' How dare you? - Hey, but the bag is here. What are you doing? - Why are you hitting the poor fellow? I won't spare him. He needs to be taught a lesson today. Let go of him! Thank you so much, Spiderman. If it wasn't for you today, that thief would have taken my bag away. Impossible. What would have happened to the plan then? - What? I mean, one can't possibly plan such a meeting. It just happens. - Happened to me too! What? - You want me to say it plainly or shall I sing a song? A song. Yes. "Oh what a beauty." "A glimpse of hers makes my heart go berserk!" "God promise!" "The moment I saw you.." "..my heart skipped a beat!" "God promise, my heart skipped a beat.." "..when I saw you the first time." "And I fell in love with you." "Such meetings filled with your sweet-nothings.." "..made my heart restive!" "And I fell in love with you." "God promise, my heart skipped a beat.." "..when I saw you for the first time." "And I fell in love with you." "An auspicious moment made me choose you!" "An auspicious moment made me choose you!" "What else is needed now that we have come closer?" "What else is needed now that we have come closer?" "Slowly but surely.." "..I have come in your arms, my love!" "When I fell in love with you." "God promise, my heart skipped a beat.." "..when I saw you for the first time." "And I fell in love with you." "Everyone wants to be with a beautiful girl." "Everyone wants to say.." "I love you.. I love you, dear." "In my heart to stay." "Everywhere the air is inebriated." "The days of love are here again." "Everywhere the air is inebriated." "The days of love are here again." "It is hard to spend these lovely moments of youth without you!" "It is hard to spend these lovely moments of youth without you!" "God promise, what I am saying is true." "You have taken my peace away." "Ever since I fell in love with you." "God promise, my heart skipped a beat.." "..when I saw you for the first time." "And I fell in love with you." Yes! -Yes! This is the life man. - We have a one wives man. Our wives don't get us even a glass of water.. ..and just see at these lovelies. They have gone to get beer for us. Rekah, I love you! Yeah! We all love, all of you. But for that Kothari hanging around, we wouldn't have gone back. Yes, very true. Is it? This scoundrel is here to keep a watch on you three rascals! Sir, you? - Sir, it's you. Yes, didn't you recognize him? He's Mr. Kothari. Shameless guys! Listen to me carefully. Enough of your acting and singing duets. Now just do the job for which I have brought you here. Don't know why, sir, but we don't feel like breaking their hearts. Making merry on my money and.. ..you dare to say that you don't feel like, huh? With no worth to buy even your undies.. ..you are attempting to wear designer stuff? 'Here, take your passport.' 'Break their hearts and let's head to the airport.' But, sir.. - This is strange! We don't want it. - What are you up to? Wait. I don't want to go home. I want to stay with Dimple. Hey, give my passport to me. Better throw yours. Whenever I will miss you, I will head towards the sea to drown myself.. ..hoping that you'll come to save me. I won't be able to come, so please take a float along. Darling, the day you entered my life like the Spiderman.. ..you have become a superman of my heart. Darling, I wish I were a superman. I would have come flying to you whenever I missed you.. ..without these hassles of visas and air-tickets. - Really? I just love you. - I love you too. You are leaving me after taking me behind that rock. How to convince you that it isn't a pebble but a rock.. ..under whose pressure I have taken this decision. Then listen to our decision as well. Having stolen our hearts at the sea shore.. ..you can't possibly go overseas without us. Yes, we too will follow you. While you take this flight we will catch the next. Really? Oh, Dimple! Yahoo! Boys, there's a twist to this tale. These girls are coming to India for us. Have you gone nuts? We have to tell them that we are married. Having a cow at home doesn't mean we can't buy packed milk. Yes. We should convince our wives to let us marry again. When Draupadi could have five husbands.. ..we too can have two wives, can't we? Try if you wish to but don't forget.. ..we are going to get stripped once we reach there. If our wives happen to agree, where will we have the time.. ..and inclination to wear clothes with two of them around? And is there anyone born to strip us of our clothes? Yeah, boy! - Correct! Home sweet home! Isn't the clarinet ringing louder in my house? Hey, it's not a clarinet but the music of a mandolin. Mandolin? - That's what. Is my wife making arrangements for my second marriage? A similar music is also played.. ..when the hero in introduced in Hindi movies. We are the heroes of this story. And who can dare stand against us? Let's go. What a holiday man! I have prepared this and you will have to eat it. Yeah, this too. Bhavana, who is he? - Diya, what is this? You must have definitely heard this maxim. 'One should refrain from seeking.. ..an introduction from doom and disaster'. 'And familiarity spells disaster!' Is it? Never heard it before. Better do it now and don't forget it ever.. ..as this is Lucky's maxim. Not a mere maxim but a maximum impact missile! Crazy! Brother Lucky, actually they are.. I know. They are your husbands. How did you know that? You must have heard the maxim. 'Just the way hardcore criminals can identify rogues without flaw.' 'In the same manner Lakhwinder Singh Lakha.. ..alias Lucky can identify his brothers-in-law.' Well said! Guys, just see how sweetly he is comparing us with rogues. I too was wondering about the source of his information. Brother Lucky, he's Aryan, my husband. Hello. – Hi. And he is Raj, my husband. Hi. – Hello. And he is my Veer. Hi. Aryan, Raj, and Veer? Are they names.. ..or rolling titles of some romantic movie? Actually Lucky is our distant relative. You three were not even distantly related to each other till now.. ..and how come you have a distant relative all of a sudden? - Right. You must have definitely heard the maxim. 'Just like artificial flavors make milk taste sweeter.' 'Similarly heartfelt feelings maketh.. ..the relation of a brother and a sister.' But where is your luggage? Left it in some hotel? Hotel? Shame on you if I have to live in a hotel. - Correct. I am going to stay here to deal with you all. Monday and Tuesday with the first bro-in-law.. ..Wednesday and Thursday reserved for the second.. ..and Friday, Saturday for the third. What about Sunday? I haven't given it a thought. Well, it would be an off day. You see, I will be putting you off the whole week. One deserves an off after so much, isn't it? C'mon sisters, show me my room please. One minute. 'One may have as many partners as one may wish to have.' 'When push comes to shove, it's only the Lord who saves.' Yeah! Look. I just referred my birth-chart to an astrologer. According to him only a second marriage in the next three months.. ..can save my life and save you from becoming a widow. Hence I have decided to pack all your colorful clothes.. ..as you will be required to wear only plain whites after my demise. Can I retain this red one? Please! It's my favorite, honey. What? You are concerned with this dress? Had it been another woman.. ..she would have thought of some idea to save her spouse's life. I have an idea. - Is it? What's that? Brother Lucky! Brother Lucky! Diya.. hey, I asked you to save my life and not to call my executioner. No Lucky, please. Diya.. ..what's happening? Brother. - A 'Swayamwar' (an Ancient Indian ritual.. ..in which the girl chooses her spouse). We were waiting for you. Now choose the perfect bridegroom for Diya. What? - So what else do you want? You want my sister to lead a widow's life after your death? And you gave your consent to this, Diya? Honey, what could I possibly do? Lucky said that your soul won't rest in peace.. ..till such time I am settled with someone else. Baby! Wait! Baby, my darling! Just wait. What am I listening? You are getting her married for the second time? It's not my fault. My brother-in-law's birth chart says.. ..that my sister will become a widow. I got my chart made from the same astrologer. He predicts that I will marry a widow. Wow! That's real good news. Now we will wait for him to die. And then on an auspicious time we will conduct your wedding rituals. Hey, that makes for this maxim! - Maxim. 'Use the oven if the cooking gas runs out of supply.' 'What's the need to look out for a match.. ..when the bridegroom is just close by?' Can he not die today? Let me think. - Think, sir. I am still alive, brother. - Kill him. - Lucky brother. Here, see He is Lord Vyankateshwar Swamy! And just see His magnificence while He sits prettily with His two wives. Yes. And just look at Lord Krishna who also has two wives. Rukmini on one side and Satyabhama on the other. - Yes, but.. And there must be other gods having two wives, right? - Yes. And you always say that a person.. ..should consider the Lord as his guide. - Yes. That means everyone should have two wives. - Yes. Thank you! - What? Brother Lucky..!!! He isn't Lucky. He is unlucky, Bhavna. Brother Lucky..!!! Where are you taking all these pictures? They are Bhavna's favorite deities. Henceforth this house will not have any picture of any such god.. ..who has two wives. Got it? But which god should I consider as my guide? Lord Shri Ram. The one who took mother Sita as his wife for his entire life. But He had also sent her in exile hearing.. ..a launderer's nonsense, didn't he? There won't be any such problem here. 'You can very well do with only one wife.' 'Washing machines have already thrown the launderer out of one's life.' Here. I don't believe this, Sonia. - What's the matter? What has happened to you? Here, have a look. Just have a good look here. What? Going bald? - No way. But I have two spots on my head. Spots? I have heard of picnic spots but what has it to do with your head Oh, you are so naive! You know what two spots on a man's head mean? No! What do you mean? This means I will.. I will.. ..I will get married twice. What? - Yes. Do you know men who have two spots.. ..are destined to marry two times. Get me a knife, please. But why a knife? - To kill myself. I will prefer to die instead of marrying someone else. Get me a knife, Sonia. Yes. - She is gone really. Will a small one suffice or do you want a big one? - What? I mean, why will you kill yourself? There must be some other way out. No! No one can change destinies. That leaves us with only one way. I can read your thoughts. You will tolerate your rival just to save my life, isn't it? Ok, I won't let your sacrifice go to waste. What can possibly happen? At the most we will be required to get a two bedroom flat. I will willingly do that. - I didn't mean this way. Then? - Brother Lucky! Brother Lucky! Wait.. listen! - Brother. Hey, he isn't a way. He is a dead end! A dead end! Sonia. C'mon guys, here, bite the bait. C'mon. Sonia! - Brother..! Lucky! - What happened, sister? Because of the two spots on his head. They indicate two wives in his life. Is that all? Such a small problem? I have a very easy solution for this. - What? Lucky! Lucky! - Hold this! You must have heard of this maxim. 'No seeds, no weeds!' Let's weed the problem out from its root and that's your hair. What are you doing? This Lucky has left me in the middle of nowhere. He threw even the gods out of my house. He just removed their pictures from your house.. ..while at mine, he is waiting to frame my picture posthumously. Just to let my wife have another spouse. This is too much! Who is this weepsie baldhead coming this way? Must be some beggar! That.. one minute. Sorry, no change. I am your friend Aryan. Aryan? Huh! Agreed that he may resemble a tramp.. ..but you can't take advantage of it and fool us. Get lost. And his hair is his crowing glory. Just see what Lucky has done to the same crowing glory. Hey, he's Aryan. He's our Aryan. - Yes. See how ruthlessly that Lucky has ploughed your field, buddy? And the blame for all this lies with Raj. - On me? What are you saying? Yes, we could have easily made merry on the sly, outside.. ..while acting as faithful husbands at home. But we have landed in a soup because of Raj. You are right, no need to get any permissions from anyone. Now we will lick the cream at home as well as outside. - Right. But we can't handle even one.. ..how can we possibly handle two of them without anyone discovering it? Very simple! We have to just be careful of their respective locations. Inside and outside should be kept separate.. ..while we fleet merrily between the two. This place is very beautiful. - Absolutely. Just like a home away from home. We have brought you here just because it is away from our home. What? - Nothing.. - Let me explain. One can't enjoy a home based meeting.. ..as much as one enjoys an outdoor picnic. Right. - Right. Exactly. That's what I meant. – Absolutely. Really! One can't enjoy sitting at home as much.. ..as one enjoys an outdoor picnic. Wish our spouses were with us and the fun would have doubled. So sad! They are always held up with their office work. - I know. I have lot of time to spend sometime with you. While the three of you chill out here.. ..we will get you some 'chilled' butter scotch ice cream. What an idea, buddy! - C'mon, let's go. Come, I will tell you the plan later. The butter scotch ice cream here is just fabulous. I feel like coming here again and again. It's so relaxing. Why are we here? We have taken butter scotch for them, right? How about some plain scotch for us? Have scotch, big scotch. Let's go! Hello ladies! - Hello. May I ask you a question for our show if you have no objection? Sure, go ahead. Wow! Cheers! What happened, buddy? - Our wives. - Where? What? Where? - Our wives? - What? What are they doing here? What in your opinion is better? A love marriage or love after marriage. I wish our wives should only be on the television. Why so? We could have easily changed the channel whenever we wished to. His marriage jokes are great! Love after marriage is better than a love marriage. Why so? Well, because marriage is like a coconut. If one eats the kernel before.. ..all that is left behind is water. Actually marriage is like footwear. Once worn out all they are only useful to hit the eve teasers. - Right. Marriage is like the mango fruit. If it ripens before time, all it can be used for is to make pickles. What rubbish! We don't agree. - What's your opinion? Raj! Aryan! Our girlfriends have joined our wives on the television. Yes. And the location too appears to be familiar. Even the background pool is just like the one.. Guys! This is live! - Yeah! That means our wives are here.. in the same resort! Love before marriage is absolutely necessary. Marriage is like a car. The more you use it, the more you would know.. ..when it may require some pushing. Buddies, if my wife happens to spot me here.. ..forget a car, I will be rendered incapable.. ..to push a handcart even. Marriage is just like 'Masala Chicken.' Only when one tastes it before serving it on the table.. ..does one come to know how soft and hot it really is. Very true! - Absolutely. Guys, if my wife happens to spot me.. ..I would be roasted live instead of the chicken. Marriage is like a dress suit. One should try it before buying.. ..to see if it suits or not. If Sonia happens to spot me.. ..I would end in a shroud instead of a suit! Is that so? Let us also see how smooth it is for you. Let's see how much spice does your Chicken has.. ..and how well does the suit suits you. Of course, our boyfriends are here. Let's meet them. Come on girls. - Come on. So these were thoughts of the girls about marriage.. Now we will take you to the studio. O' God! - Scoot! We were looking out for you. Come with us. No.. I need to go to the loo. Where is my one? Raj, Aryan. Think something fast. The bomb is about to explode. Bomb! The bomb is about to explode! Hello! - There is a bomb in your resort. Bomb? - Evacuate people fast or else.. - There is a bomb. I love you, Veer. Where were you all this time? I just heard that there is a bomb in the resort. Bomb! Get out! I am so sorry. - I am sorry. Come on. Hurry up! Move! Hurry up! Sorry! Are you okay? This way. - There is danger. Where have they disappeared after calling me here? What is going on, brother? - Someone has planted a bomb here. I would suggest you to save your life. Bomb? Let me also see what bomb is this.. ..which has banged them all up before banging itself. Where is Diya? Come fast and get in the car. Come on let's go fast. Hurry up! Bomb diffused! On time! Pary time! He said there was a bomb here! But there seems to be an atom bomb here. 'A cord in the pajamas doesn't need any elastic.' 'Why take a girlfriend on a date when the wives are fantastic?' You must have heard of the maxim.. 'More butter in the popcorn means more taste.' 'The first half has been so much fun. For post interval..' '..keep the seat belts fastened around your waist!' Hey, what do you think? Will he listen to us? No.. But why are we going to him? You kept listening to Lucky's maxims.. ..now listen to mine. We know that befriending a butcher cannot save a chicken.. ..but the butcher also kills them with love. Raj, you could have been softer. You scared us even more. I say, we should go and talk to him. I think we should come later. Otherwise he'll use us as dumbbells. No, let's go and talk to him. One man but two affairs, that's injustice. Brother Lucky, you got shelter in this house. You enjoyed thoroughly too. And if our wives get to know about our affairs.. ..they'll throw us out of the house. - Correct. What will you gain by complaining against us? Why don't you shake hands with us? Then we'll turn this open air gym .. ..into an a/c health club for you. Then you can exercise at leisure. First take your hand off me or you'll be in trouble. This is too much, now do as we say or else.. Or else, what? Or else we'll wait here till you listen to us. We have a lot of time.. - Yes we have enough time. Listen, don't waste your time, I am going.. ..to reveal the truth to my sisters. No, brother Lucky.. - Pack your bags and.. ..get ready to leave this house. - Brother Lucky, please.. Hey, why are you still standing here? Brother Lucky, for one of your sayings.. No sayings today, just getting you kicked out today. Brother Lucky.. - Hey get aside.. Brother Lucky, please listen to us.. - Brother Lucky.. O' God.. - I'll Jump from here. Let's start now. Come, brother Lucky, we are about to start the prayer service. We haven't lit the fire yet. Don't worry; he's come here to ruin us. Brother Lucky, we have kept this prayer service.. ..to thank God in heaven.. Because our husbands were not there with us in that resort. Had they died in that blast.. ..they would have been in heaven now. And we would have had to break our bangles in grief. And I have just recently bought these. Are you ready to break your bangles for those husbands.. ..who are holding someone else's hands? What? - Yes.. When the bomb exploded in that resort.. ..those three were there with someone else. We take off the wick from a.. ..bomb so that it explodes a bit late.. ..but he's ruining our lives by not doing even that. Please brother Lucky, what are you saying? My husband is like a lamp in the temple. He's that type of a lamp, that burns its own house.. ..for the sake of someone else. My husband is like the first class coach of a train.. ..that is reserved only for me. Anybody can get in to that coach without a ticket. A third grade bogie. You are trying to instigate us. My husband is as pure as the seal on the Bisleri bottle. That can be bought in any shop for rupees ten. Brother Lucky, no matter what, we three won't ever believe.. ..that our husbands are capable of such a deed. Brother Lucky's missile failed working before it could take off. Our wives are so naïve that they don't doubt us at all. Let's go in and control the situation.. ..before he throws another missile. - right. Go in, Raj.. What happened? Are you alright? Get up.. Don't touch me.. - What happened? Do you have some sacred water of Ganges? No, but why? - I want to wash away my sins.. ..and for that I'll need water of Ganges. Why, what kind of sin did you commit? When I was coming home, I saw Malika Sherawat's.. - What? I saw her poster. And it is a sin to.. ..look towards other women, isn't it? And till I don't get rid of my sin, don't touch me. Did you see that brother Lucky? Just seeing another woman.. ..makes him feel guilty . How can he deceive me? I feel like crying. C'mon we'll go inside now. One minute. - What? Okay, let's go.. Hey, you all are together? See, we brought God's offering from the temple. You both had been to the temple? - Yes. We went there to thank God, for saving the lives of our wives.. ..in that bomb blast. So sweet. Did you see that brother Lucky? And what rubbish were saying about them!? I feel like crying? Brother Lucky, what were you telling them? I was praising your deeds. Here, give it to me, I'll keep it before God. Yes sis-in-law, we brought it for you. Then I'll give it to everyone. Offer it to brother Lucky, he needs.. ..this God's offering very much. Isn't it? - Of course. All the three escaped scot-free. All the three of us.. What happened, brother Lucky, your missile.. ..was aimed to ruin our lives but it failed. Hey, wait! I understood now, he's waiting.. ..to hear a maxim. Then give him one. You must have heard that maxim.. You came here to drown the Titanic.. ..but couldn't drown even a small ship. Brother Lucky is left alone with his maxims. Well said. Well said. God bless you.. We had some lovely time, your house is so nice.. ..I didn't know your rooms would be so cozy. Okay, bye now, it's time to go. Give me a kiss. That was lovely. See you tomorrow, yeah. I'll give you a call. Then we'll meet. Okay boys.. careful, I understand.. That day, your saying was so good.. ..that I thought of returning the favour. Titanic drowned long back. Otherwise I would've sent you all in it. Be ready with you bags packed. Because your wives are going to kick you out. Then you can go wherever you wish to.. ..singing from the roof of a train. Brother Lucky, please.. Hey, if reveals everything to Rekha, Dimple and Madhavi.. ..then we'll not only lose our wives but these girls too. Run! What are you saying? There's nobody in the room. You left, didn't you? And why did you bring me here? This place is very dangerous. What happened? - There's danger inside too. I'll look for her under the bed. They aren't under the bed, where did they go? Where did they go? Where are going so fast? - To bathe, where else? Where did these girls go? I'll look under the bed once more. They aren't here too. But I had my bath early in the morning. But darling, if we don't bathe together.. ..then how will ever get to know each other? Yeah, we'll cool off too. - Right Dimple baby.. Forget it. Why is your heart beating so loudly today? When you are beside me, Madhuri.. ..why won't my heart beat fast? Come.. Tell me one thing, why did you bring me under this bed? Hadn't I come under this bed, I would have been dead. Now there's no problem, let's get out. Are you alright? Do you want anything? No? Come.. What kind of a house is this? There's no one here. I'll ask this servant about the owner of this house. Who are you? And how did you come in this house? You must have heard that saying.. Why I am saying it to a servant? Excuse-me sir, I am not a servant.. ..but the owner of this house and my name is Kothari. Kothari, then why are these vegetables in your hand? Oh that.. - Let it be.. Do you know that your daughters.. ..have an affair with those three rascals? And they are married. - Yes I know.. And it was I who suggested them to do so. That's nice.. That's nice.. It's such a nice photograph. Where did you shoot it? I got it shot in a foreign location. It's nice, isn't it? It's very nice.. - I knew it. I feel like thanking you with a hug. But brother, why are you giving me a hug? You must have heard that saying.. Just as the ingredients of a 'Paan' should be right.. ..evidence should be so strong as to convince even a fool. Brother, listen.. I have never heard this before. Happy wedding anniversary, brothers-in-law. Thank you, brother Lucky.. His height is 6 foot 2 but the gift is.. Just open the gift and see. This gift will surely make you squirm. He's speaking as if he has brought a diamond set. "The channels on the television.." "..are outnumbered by the wiles of a wife." "The channels on the television.." "..are outnumbered by the wiles of a wife." "The channels on the television.." "..are outnumbered by the wiles of a wife." "Televisions work on remotes." "Wives work on currency notes." "Televisions work on remotes." "Wives work on currency notes." "Don't change your wives like the channels." "It will entrap you, beware. "Make your life colourful.." "..with an array of vivid dreams." "The channels on the television are outnumbered by the wiles of a wife." "Televisions work on remotes." "Wives work on currency notes." "She prepares the morning tea." "She gets placated even when angry at times." "Listen to my advice.." "..never betray your wife." "She will always stand by you.." "..remain forever faithful to her." "The channels on the television are outnumbered by the wiles of a wife." "Televisions work on remotes." "Wives work on currency notes." "Televisions work on remotes." "Wives work on currency notes." "Televisions work on remotes." "Wives work on currency notes." Well, you are saved because it's a Sunday today. My dear, don't think that everyday is Sunday. Enjoy as much as you wish, today. It will be a different ball game tomorrow. Just a minute. Thank you. No, Brother.. - All right. – Bye. – Bye. Forget it. It won't start. I will catch a cab. Just like me. My wife says that I also.. ..need a couple of kicks to get started. Hi! – Hi You remember me? I am Rekha. - Of course. How are you? Good. How are you? – I am fine. What happened? A breakdown? Come, I will give you a lift. There is no need. - Forget it. I will go with her. It will be difficult for you to ride a double seater. I don't really think so. Thank you for giving me a lift. Don't embarrass me by saying thank you. Will you let her go just like that? You must have heard that adage.. It's all a matter of time, sometimes it happens in the day.. ..and sometimes at night. How can a meeting that ends without coffee... .. be called a meeting? Right. Actually.. - Actually, the parking is there.. ..the kitchen is inside, I'll go and prepare coffee. Come in.. - Okay. - It's here. Listen.. You must have heard that saying.. ..whatever has to happen will surely happen. No matter how many times you change a kid's diaper.. ..he'll keep wetting it. Whenever you laugh like this, one of us is in danger. So tell me what you did today. Your nemesis has arrived at the parking lot. Whom are you talking about? - Rekha. - What? And now your affair is going to be a big flop. Hey, where are you going? Wait a minute. When I enter this house I feel like entering a temple. Greetings. - Brother Lucky. You don't have to take off you shoes. You see, it might useful later on. Your husband doesn't seem to be around. You won't find him now. - What? If you don't call out to him then how will he come? Oh yes! Actually my husband is very shy. At this moment he must be hiding under the bed. Come with me.. Brother-in-law.. Where are you? He's really lying under the bed. Raj, what are you doing? - I fell down. What kind of a person are you? You keep falling all the time. Come out, you are blushing like a new bride. Get up, brother-in-law.. - No.. It's time to show your face. Please.. - No.. What are you wearing? The air was cool and so I caught a cold. If you have a cold, this brother has the cure for it. I don't need a 'bhai' but an M.B.B.S. You must have heard that maxim.. ..that if a brother can cure your ailment.. ..then what's the need to see a doctor? It doesn't matter who does it, a quack.. ..or a qualified doctor. (Munna Bhai or M.B.B.S.) Let us see you face. - No. Quick.. Take it off. Bhavna! - Friend, start now. Run. Run. We are saved at the very last minute. That villain Lucky made a thorough plan. You would have lost both the .. ..women in your life. (them Paro and Chandramukhi) God is there for those who have none else. To save us from this Lucky, God himself will have to come. Hey, Raj, it's the police. Cops! Greetings. - Greetings Sir. I am Khudabaksh Singh from Punjab police. We came here searching.. ..for a man from Punjab. Do you know this man? His name is.. - Lakhwinder Singh Lakha. That means you know this guy. Khudabaksh Singh, you've come to the right place. This is the place where you will find the guy. By sending you here God has granted us deliverance. Please come this way. Brother Lucky, it's the thread of 'Raksha Bandhan'.. ..but it's a string of our love. I always kept giving you words of wisdom.. ..but today I promise the three of you.. ..that I'll always be there for you. Here, take some money from your poor brother. Where? - There he is, inspector. The poor fellow doesn't know that he's going to be handcuffed. I knew it, that he was a fraud. That's the reason he managed to disrupt our lives. Why did you bring the police along with you? You'll know it in a minute. Isn't it, brother Lucky? I have found you after all. Sir, please don't embarrass me before my sisters. Why not? Even they should know.. ..who Lakhwinder Singh Lakha is. Greetings, brother Lucky! What is he doing? What is happening? You saved our country's respect.. ..by getting a terrorist of Punjab arrested. And when the government wanted to felicitate you.. ..with this cheque and medal, why did you just come away? I have come here all the way from Punjab.. ..to give you this cheque and this medal. You must have heard that saying.. ..that when you ride a cycle, you'll have use the pedals. Why do you need a cheque or medal.. ..when you have come in to this world to do good? Very nice, Brother Lucky. - Amazing! Did you hear his saying, it's not a saying but a.. - Missile. I know. Wow, brother Lucky, you are a national hero. I thought that he would be beaten up by the police. But our plans failed and now I feel like killing myself. I swear.. Brother Lucky, please wear this medal so that I can take a snap. So that a 6/6 snap gets printed on the.. ..front page of Punjab Kesari. So he's going to click a photo too. Did you hear that, his 6/6 snap is going to be printed.. ..and that too on the front page. But your photos never appeared in the papers.. ..not even in passport size. It will surely come when it's our death anniversary. Bro-in-law Raj, please take our snap while we say cheese. Yeah Raj, take one snap. Scoundrel, wants a picture. - Smile please. How come you thought of bringing us for a musical show? It's so exciting. Who is going to perform? Jagjit Singh? - No. Then it must be Pankaj Udas. - No. Oh, thank god! Daler Mehendi? - No. It doesn't matter who it is when you are along with us. Yes my madam. "Hello madam, Hello madam.." "Hello madam, I am your Adam." "Lord has created you only for me." "I was created only for you." "Hello Adam, I am your madam." "Lord has created you only for me." "I was created only for you." "Hello madam, I am your Adam." "Hello Adam, I am your madam." "If you say, I'll open the door of my heart." "I'll tell your father that I am in love with you." "If you say, I'll open the door of my heart." "I'll tell your father that I am in love with you." "I promise I'll confess it too." "Let the right season come." "Hello madam, I am your Adam." "Hello Adam, I am your madam." "My shining eyes say that it's the season of love." "We've found a reason to close to you." "My shining eyes say that it's the season of love." "We've found a reason to close to you." "You and I will be together and never part" "Hello madam, I am your Adam." "Lord has created you only for me." "I was created only for you." "Hello Adam, I am your madam." "Hello madam, I am your Adam." What does Lucky think of himself? - Right man. Sometimes I wish to kill him. Brother Lucky is here. Got you.. You lost all you energy, didn't you? You get scared when you hear that person's name.. ..but you want to kill him!? Shut up and drink. But there should be some solution for this problem. We'll trap him by charging him with killing someone. - But who? Us! He'll go to the gallows and we'll be free. Isn't that a good idea? Why should all the three of us commit suicide? Why don't you do it? The punishment will be the same. You..! If you want to kill someone, then kill Lucky. You are right. - It's a mind blowing idea. I was just joking. But jokingly you gave a great idea. - Yes. Our fear of brother Lucky will vanish and so will our tears.. ..Baby, give me a beer. He's sleeping so peacefully. Let's do one thing. We won't disturb him now.. ..we'll come later. He gave us sleepless nights and you are thinking about him. I am thinking about us because if he wakes up.. ..he'll surely kill us. - Really. He's dreaming, and the poor fellow doesn't even know.. ..that this will be the last time he'll ever dream. It doesn't matter whether he's sleeping or is lying awake. A tiger is always a tiger. Before he wakes up, we should attack. - Okay. Stop walking backwards walk ahead. Did this guy eat iron that he so heavy? Hey be careful. 1, 2, 3.. Put him down carefully. There's no one here. You must have heard that saying, brother Lucky.. ..that one who digs a pit for another, falls in it himself first. Hey.. What did you do? What have you done? You did it. - I didn't do anything. Ghost. Raj, Aryan, Lucky's ghost. What are you saying? Dead body.. - Where? Under the bed.. He's getting scared as if he's seen.. ..Lucky's dead body under the bed. Stupid! Yes.. - Yes? Get up! Where? Where? - There. Okay, I'll go from that side. You go from this side. Where is he? Only his mandolin is here. I swear, I saw him holding it. Shut-up, we'll go outside. - But where is he? He was here itself. Where did he go? You woke us in the night only to show us a music instrument. Why did you hit me now? When did I hit you? - Now. - Aryan, you've gone crazy. Keep quiet. Why did you hit me now? Because you hit me for the second time. Why would I hit on the sly? If I want, I'll do it openly. Like this. Raj please tell him.. - Shut up, both of you. No one will hit anyone now. Shut up! Didn't I say no more hitting now? But when did I hit you? - Just now. I believe you. - I did not. Shut up.. - Shut up.. Now, if you open your mouth, I'll beat you up. I didn't hit anyone.. Ghost.. What happened? - Lucky's ghost. I think that he's possessed by a ghost. Come. He surely has some problem. Ghee is prepared from curdled milk. A dress when torn can be stitched. Only God can save a person who sees a ghost. Congratulations sir! Here have this sweet. Why Govardhan, are you getting married? Not me but your daughters are going to marry.. ..Raj, Aryan and Veer. Who told you that my daughters are going.. ..to marry those useless guys? Your sons-in-law are spending your money.. ..so freely that you will have to get them married.. ..to retain your money. When I am through with them.. ..they will in such a bad state, that they won't need.. ..even an ambulance to land in a hospital. There's no need for an ambulance. Not just themselves, they can admit you in the hospital too.. ..in their brand new sports car. - What!? They bought a sports car too? Sir, if you don't mind, can I buy a scooter for myself. You see, I won't have a problem to visit you in the hospital. Sir, can I buy a scooter? - Shut up! What a nice drive. Can I remove your jacket for you? – Yes. Dad.. - Hi dad! It's good that you met us outside. We have good news for you. Yes I know, my messenger told me about it very happily. So you know that we are going to marry those three guys? Isn't it great, dad? But dad, why do I feel that you are going to cry any moment? Is that so? What can he do when God gave him.. ..such an expressive face? No it's not that, every father sheds tears.. ..when he listens to such good news. This is nothing; father-in-law is going shed more tears later. Leave her hand. You have to give her hand in mine.. ..but you are asking me to leave her hand? No, father-in-law means to say that.. ..if you leave her hand now, then only can you sit.. ..in a wedding canopy with her. Isn't it, father-in-law? Children, go inside. I'll just talk with them. By darling.. - Bye.. Bye. - I love you. You guys have deceived me. Leave them alone or else I'll be compelled.. ..to resort to some strict action. If you do that then we'll tell them it was your idea.. ..and that we followed your instructions. Yes, you are right. It was I.. ..who took you under my wing. I thought you to be a good guys but.. ..you turned out worse than that. Nothing can be done now, father-in-law.. ..he won't listen to you. Stop advising us and start preparing for the wedding. And give us your daughters along with the flower basket. We are bringing the procession. Our only request is that.. ..you should welcome our procession with 'Pan Parag'. See you. - Bye. These photographs are the evidence.. ..of your ruined lives. I know how I had to make up myself to come here. But I could not keep this away from you. We can forgive you because you were helpless as a father. But how can we forgive our husbands? You used them for your own motive. But those guys went along with you readily? Brother Lucky.. - Look at this. When I tried to tell you the truth you did not listen to me. You thought that your husband was like a temple lamp. You saw him like a sealed bottle of a Bisleri. And you described yours as a first class bogie. I am sorry, brother Lucky, we didn't listen to you. We are repenting for that. You may be repenting but it is time for those guys to repent. Let's think of how to teach them a lesson. But what can we do, brother Lucky? You must have heard that saying.. A brick is a substitute to a stone.. ..just as sugar is the substitute to jaggery. And if you want to teach your husbands a lesson.. ..you must have affair. Not with me.. Come, Mr. Pandey. "I will win the stars.." "..and conquer galaxies.." "I will win the stars and conquer galaxies.." "..all I need is your consent." "Your consent and I will dump the first one." "I will win the stars and conquer galaxies.." "..all I need is your consent." "Your consent and I will dump the first one." "Watching the same face is so boring." "Hearing the same sweet nothings is so dreary." "Watching the same face is so boring." "Hearing the same sweet nothings is so dreary." "I yearn and crave for a new model." "The old one is so dull and boring now." "I will respond to your youthful charms." "All I need is your consent.." "..to dump the first one." "Love rules my life." "Accept this proposal." "Love rules my life." "Accept this proposal." "Shower the treasures of the whole world on me." "Gems, jewels and ornaments of varied types." "I will drench you with all my love." "I will drench you with all my love." "Just your consent.." "..and I will dump the first one." "I will win the stars and conquer galaxies.." "I will win the stars and conquer galaxies.." "..all I need is your consent.." "..to dump the first one." Bhavana.. - Why are you shouting? No one is deaf here. I wish I became deaf before hearing you sing.. ..duets with someone else. What were you doing with that pandit? If I ask you the same question.. ..about what you were doing with that girl? Don't change the subject, Dia. Men can do anything they want. But it is only women that have to do the explaining! Listen, I am not trying to prove anything. Because this is neither a court nor I a criminal. Why does a lawyer's attire give one the right to question.. Why can't a bride's wedding dress.. ..adorning me in which you took the seven vows of marriage? Yes I did that, but since that day.. ..I never got your love, Your name is 'Dia' but what did you give me? You were able to get people to take the pledge of speaking the truth.. ..swearing by the 'Geeta'. But did you ever have time to give me your love? Yes, I had an affair since you couldn't get that love.. ..because of your film career. Your act will prove a very big problem. You wished to visit Tirupati, didn't you? Now you can go because I am leaving this house. You wished to become an actress didn't you? That you can surely become.. ..since I am going to marry someone else. You have got many couples divorced, didn't you? Now get ready for your own case.. ..as we'll be meeting in the court. "We will live and die in love." "With the whole world as our witness." "Just waiting for the one who can take.. ..our sleep and peace with her demeanors." Seeing you three couples, I remember.. ..what my registrar had told me. That couples are made in heaven.. ..but sustaining the relation is left to the humans. Are you married? Yes and it broke off too. My wife ran away with my neighbour. My friend, why are you ruining everything by speaking like this. See, everything seems to be very good today. All the three brides and the grooms are present. Why don't you get us married soon. Yeah, but let the witness come first. Are we going to murder someone.. ..or loot someone's place? You are our witness, and so you'll sign the papers. We have called our friends to come and give their witness. They'll be coming any time now. Dia? - Bhavana? - Sonia? How do you three know their names? That's because a girl takes on a husband's name.. ..when she gets married. And today we are returning that name back to them.. ..by signing on this paper. Does that mean they all are married? You were right! One should always.. ..fall in love first and then marry. Congratulations. You deceived us. We were going to tell you everything. Isn't it, Raj, Aryan? - Yes. When, after ruining our lives? Time is being wasted, if you want.. ..to get married then be quick. When we were asking you to hurry up.. ..then you were waiting for the witness. But aren't you a witness what just happened? How will they marry us? We won't marry anyone now. We have lost our faith in this constitution. We won't marry anyone, be it through love or an arranged one. Let's go.. - Listen. Trying to sail in two boats at the same time will surely drown you. Shut up. We were sailing smoothly in both the boats.. ..before drowning. I just witnessed that. Hey, over smart guy! Sit down. Make him sit. - Sit down. If someone sits in your boat and takes you to the shore.. ..then what can we do, you oldie! You are jealous of us. You.. here. Why did all this happen? Nothing can be worse than this. Ghost.. - Didn't I tell you that I saw his ghost? But you didn't listen to me. How did you three think that Lucky Singh.. ..will die so soon. That means you are alive? Do you believe now or should I slap you again? No, we know now that Lucky can never die. Seeing you in this condition, I remembered a saying. One more.. Leaving your wives for someone else.. ..always leaves you alone in this whole world. Don't eat these. Brother Lucky. - Yes.. Thank you. - The world is very cruel. How many bananas? - One, two, three, four.. But we are only three. Raj, Aryan, our wives and our girlfriend have deserted us. We were sure about one thing. That Lucky is dead. But he's alive. Whom should we live for now? We don't have any right to live. Hey, that belongs to us. Okay friends, this is the last time we meet. When I'll die I'll ask God to give friends like you both.. ..even in the next birth. I love you, Raj.. - I love you too. Really so sweet, I was going to ask for a pet dog or cat.. ..but I'll ask for friends like you. How sweet, Aryan? I'll miss you guys. Friends are we ready? - Yes we are ready. - Yes. Yes! - Yes. Let's go.. One.. - God we are coming. - Aryan! - Veer! Two.. - Veer. Three.. - Stop, please stop. What should we do now? Please stop.. Are these our wives? – Sonia? We have no complaints against you.. ..please don't commit suicide. We forgive you. - It is our wives. I promise you tonight will be the night. Please.. Did you see that Raj, Aryan, our wives have saved us.. ..even before we could commit suicide. That means they still love us. That means our Basantis' have forgiven us. We cancel our suicide. Please go and save them.. What will we do now? I cannot see them dying. Save us, Dia. Save us. Veer, I don't want to die. Raj, it was you idea to come on this pipe.. ..now we are hanging on it for our lives. I wish God had given me some pet instead of a friend like you. Don't leave the pipe; we are coming to save you. Don't worry, dear, we are not in a hurry to leave the pipe. Tell them to come soon. Otherwise the pipe will give way. Come up soon. Dia, I promise that I will be faithful to you. I swear. Dia.. Your hand. Sonia, give me your hand. Raj let me fall before you so that I'll die a married woman. Sonia, I wish I had been with you, atleast we wouldn't have to die. We have got our love back now. God will surely save us now. What is he doing here? Kothari, what are you doing? Have you lost it? This not a toy that a father uses to play with his children. If it works then it can cut anything. Hey, don't remind of our deceit. Kothari, please don't do this. Kothari, forgive us. Why, you rascals, you deceived my daughters.. ..and are hanging here. Hey, uncle.. From the time they came to know that.. ..they are going to be your second wives.. ..they have vowed never to marry again. And so I won't leave you in peace. We will explain it to your daughters. Raj.. Bhavana.. Help! Sonia.. Dia.. You are great! - Brother Lucky! To win matches you have to take great catches. We'll meet in heaven. Raj. – Raj. - There goes Raj. Please get up, brother-in-law. All the dirt can be washed by any detergent. But the one that is irreparable will be found in the dustbin. Do you get that? There goes Aryan. Move aside.. There's no problem. Any pain or itch can be cured by an ointment.. ..but only a high voltage shock can cure a wavering husband. There goes.. A dog and a watchman do their work efficiently. And if a husband deceives his wife.. ..even his dog doesn't remain loyal to him. Brother Lucky, we always thought you were trying.. ..instigate our wives. If my hand hadn't been bandaged.. ..I would have greeted you with clasped hands. We always tried to hurt or kill you.. ..but today I wish to clasp your hand. We now realized how lucky we are.. ..that we have brother Lucky with us. Please stop now.. Hearing you three, I became emotional. I have no words to say, I am choked with emotion. Brother Lucky, please don't be quiet today. One last saying. - No I can't tell anymore. Please brother Lucky one last time. Yes brother Lucky, please.. - If you saying then. You must have heard that saying.. Sita-Ram, Radha-Krishna are examples of God.. But if you have to show a perfect model of marital bliss.. ..then give the example of Shaadi No. 1. "Unrestrained that we are, it's impossible to stop us." "Unrestrained that we are, it's impossible to stop us." "Rebellious and whimsical princes, that we are!" "We are on the front page, everyday!" "Making merry is our motto! Come O' pretty damsel, come to me!" "This heart is crazy about you." "We strive to be ahead of everyone else." "Capable of deflecting even the powerful storms." "These firm steps never retreat." "We can force even the skies to descend." "It's useless to throw a challenge to us." "Making merry is our motto! Come O' pretty damsel, come to me!" "This heart is crazy about you."