User:Sgartner

Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

US

This user uses American English.

Computers

This user has an account on GitHub.

This user contributes using Adobe Photoshop.

C:\>_

This user uses DOS, or knows how to use it.

This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

This user contributes using Linux.

OSrc

This user contributes to Open Source projects.

Visual SlickEdit

This user contributes using Visual SlickEdit.

CodeWright

This user contributes using CodeWright.

This user contributes using a laptop.

This user contributes using a PC.

Dual

This user uses an AMD Dual Core processor.

Core

This user uses an Intel processor.

This user contributes using a wireless connection.

BB

This user contributes using a broadband connection.

TCP/IP

The user was active on the Internet before the World Wide Web was invented.

WWW

This user has posted to Usenet newsgroups.

This user prefers PC.

This user thinks "there
is no place like 127.0.0.1".

This user has a cryptographically secure Passphrase.

User:MorbidEntree/ubx/vpn

Lipsum

This user uses lorem ipsum as placeholder text to demonstrate the graphic elements of a document or visual presentation.

This user contributes using a PC they built themselves.

This user contributes with a computer manufactured by ASUS.

This user has a dual monitor configuration.

This user has a tri-monitor configuration.

This user contributes using a Mechanical keyboard.

This user remembers when the Apple II was cutting-edge technology.

This user remembers using punch cards.

Random Crap, too

This user enjoys cooking.

This user enjoys photography.

P-3

This user is able to take high-quality photographs.

This user takes photographs with Sony equipment

10MP

This user has a camera with a resolution higher than 10 megapixels.

RAW

This user takes photographs in the RAW format.

This user is interested in creative editing of digital photographs

This user used a non-digital camera for many years.

This user knows what a darkroom is and has processed photographs inside one.

This user prefers Digital photography.

This user enjoys filmmaking.

This user enjoys singing.

This user enjoys woodworking.

This user enjoys juggling.

This user enjoys writing.

This user is a cat lover.

This user enjoys snorkeling.

This user is a stage magician.

This user does not smoke.

This user is really fascinated by the weather.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user enjoys reading almost anything.

This user lives on the Ringworld

MAGAZINE

This user has had their work published in a magazine.

Dr Who

This user has been a
Doctor Who fan since the
Fourth Doctor.

4th

This user is an audiophile.

This user enjoys
pistol shooting.

This user enjoys rifle shooting.

This user is fascinated by chaos theory.

~(p&~p)

This user studies the concept of logic.

Random Crap

CG

This user's alignment is Chaotic Good: the "Rebel."

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user enjoys the works of
Sherlock Holmes.

This user sings in a barbershop quartet

This user is interested in space sciences.

This user accepts evolution as a biological fact.

This user has a keen interest in physics.

This user understands the difference between evolution and abiogenesis.

This user plays bocce.

This user plays
pocket billiards.

This user obsessively drinks lots of Water and can be considered Aquaholic.

This user is ambidextrous.

This user is a software engineer.

This user is a professional webmaster.

This user is a Pastafarian.

This user wishes to fly and hopes to become an aircraft pilot.

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.

This user's time zone is UTC-7.

WPC

This user will get around to being a member of the Wikipedian Procrastination Club

This user has a zero tolerance policy on vandalism.

This user assumes good faith.

This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

This user overuses userboxes.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.