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Principle of Some Astonishment
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Principle of Some Astonishment
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A sentence should contain no unnecessary words, a paragraph no unnecessary sentences, for the same reason that a drawing should have no unnecessary lines and a machine no unnecessary parts.
— William Strunk Jr., The Elements of Style (1918)
In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigour it will give your style.
Most first drafts can be cut by 50% without losing any information .... Look for clutter in your writing and prune it ruthlessly. Be grateful for everything you can throw away .... Writing improves in direct ratio to the number of things we can keep out of it that shouldn't be there.
Most first drafts can be halved without losing information .... Mercilessly prune clutter from your writing; be grateful for all you can throw away .... Writing improves as more unnecessary things are kept out.
— If Zinsser followed his own advice
Perfection is finally attained not when there is no longer anything to add, but when there is no longer anything to take away.
— Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Wind, Sand and Stars (tr. Lewis Galantière)
I have made this letter longer than usual, only because I have not had the time to make it shorter.
— Blaise Pascal, Lettres provinciales no. 16 (1657)
Some writers tend to overuse quotations.
I don't mind yet another epigraph.
— Vladimir Shinkarev, Papuas from Honduras
duh. DUH. DUH!
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Sometimes editors clutter their prose with pedestrian details that the reader likely already knows or would naturally assume. Rather than informing readers, this wastes their time and dulls their attention. The following are examples of articles belaboring the routine and obvious, at times painfully:
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- In the article Pick-up sticks:
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Each piece in the game also has a point value, with more challenging pieces being worth more. At the end of play, points are tallied up
and the pieces can be thrown again or stored in a container for another use.
- Comment: Of course we can either play again or put the game away "in a container". (If the rules called for players to burn the game pieces or use them to commit ritual suicide, THAT would be worth mentioning.)
- In the article Notre-Dame de Paris fire:
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Some lead joints in stained glass windows melted
in the heat of the fire.
- Comment: DUH.
- In the (ahem) Featured Article Halifax explosion:
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An area of over 160 hectares (400 acres) was completely destroyed by the explosion ... Stoves and lamps overturned
by the force of the blastsparked fires throughout Halifax, particularly in the North End, where entire city blocks were caught up in the inferno, trapping residents inside their houses.
- Comment: Double DUH. (The prosecutor is requesting sentence enhancement for use of the word inferno.)
- In the article Live-line working:
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Electricity is hazardous
- Comment: Shocking.
- In the article Joe Biden:
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Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. is
an American politician andthe president-elect of the United States.
- Comment:
- In the article San Francisco Zoo tiger attacks:
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They created a distraction which caused the tiger to turn towards the officers, who shot and killed it.
After the shooting,officials removed Tatiana's head, paws, tail and gastric contents for examination.
- Comment: Removing the tiger's head before shooting it, assuming you could somehow manage that, would presumably have rendered the shooting superfluous.
- In the article US Airways Flight 1549:
- Comment: Of course it was recorded, otherwise how would we know it?
- Comment: The word quickly is superfluous, because our readers' innate cunning will inform them that controllers generally act with dispatch in such situations. (Had they instead been lackadaisical, THAT would be worth mentioning.)
- Comment: The part from "signalling his intention ..." on is probably unnecessary, because our readers aren't mentally defective. They will conclude without being told that when Sullenberger said "We can't do it ... We're gonna be in the Hudson", he's hinting that (a) he's going to land on the Hudson and (b) he's taking this unconventional step because more orthodox landing sites are out of reach. (Had he instead done it because he wanted a bath, THAT would be worth mentioning.)
- Comment: The immediately bit seems unnecessary. (Had the captain made a cup of tea before ordering "Evacuate!", THAT would be worth mentioning.)
- Comment: If the fire chief, seeing people crowded onto the wings of a sinking airliner, had radioed, "False alarm – no big deal", THAT would be worth mentioning.
- In List of American Airlines accidents and incidents:
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October 28, 2016: American Airlines Flight 383, a Boeing 767-300ER flying from Chicago to Miami, was accelerating for takeoff when the right engine
failed and erupted in flamescaught fire.
- Comment: You don't have to be a pilot to know that an engine in flames has failed.
The crew
aborted the takeoff andinitiated an emergency evacuation.
- Comment: They didn't evacuate in mid-air? You amaze me!
- In the article Continental Airlines Flight 11:
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Although airline policy is that once the doors are closed they are not to be reopened,
the doors were reopened andDoty was allowed to board.
- Comment: But if necessary he could have clawed his way through the fuselage.
Of the 45 individuals on board, 44 were dead when rescuers reached the crash site. One passenger, a 27-year-old man from Evanston, Illinois,
was alive when rescuers found him in the wreckage, but hedied of internal injuries at Saint Joseph Mercy Hospital in Centerville, Iowa, an hour and a half after being rescued.
- Comment: So he didn't die twice, then.
- In the article Charles Whitman:
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Whitman was reportedly the youngest person
in the worldever to become an Eagle Scout at that time.
- Comment: Are people becoming Eagle Scouts elsewhere than "in the world"? Perhaps on Mars? (See also [3] and [4].)
- In the article University of California, Berkeley:
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UC Berkeley researchers along with Berkeley Lab have discovered or co-discovered 16 chemical elements
of the periodic table– more than any other universityin the world.
- Comment: See prior item.
- In the article Club of Rome:
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The Club of Rome raised considerable public attention with its report Limits to Growth, which has sold 30 million copies in more than 30 translations, making it the best-selling environmental book in
worldhistory.
- Comment: I think you see where I'm going with this.
- In some proposed text for the article Apollo 11:
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On July 23, the last night before splashdown
on Earth, the three astronauts made a television broadcast
- Comment: A splashdown in the lakes of Titan would be quite the plot twist.
- In the article Saving Private Ryan:
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In Washington, D.C, General George Marshall is informed that three of the four Ryan brothers have been killed within the last week, and that their mother is about to be notified
of their deaths.
- Comment: Lest readers imagine they were notifying her that she'd won the Pillsbury Bake-Off.
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- In the article Citrus juice:
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The most commonly consumed type of citrus juice is orange juice
, which as the name implies, is extracted from oranges.
- Comment: But then baby powder isn't extracted from babies, I suppose.
- In the article Stone's representation theorem for Boolean algebras:
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The theorem was first proved by Marshall H. Stone (1936)
, and thus named in his honor.
- Comment: And here I thought it was proved by Marshall H. Stone but named for some other Stone.
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- Multiple choice: In what article does the infobox at right appear?
- (A) New York State
- (B) New York County
- (C) New York CITY <== hint
- (D) New York University
- In the article Glenn Miller:
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On December 15, 1944, Miller was to fly from the United Kingdom to Paris,
France,to make arrangements to move his band there.
- Comment: So not Paris, Texas.
- In the article Irish Boundary Commission:
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The Irish Boundary Commission
was a commission whichmet in 1924–25 to decide on the precise delineation of the border between the Irish Free State and Northern Ireland.
- Comment: So ... the commission was a commission?
- In the article Oliver Cromwell's head:
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Oliver Cromwell's head is the head of Oliver Cromwell.
- Comment: Just kill me now. I mean it. What kind of world is this?
- In the article National Archives of Belize:
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The National Archives of Belize are
the national archives of Belize. They arelocated in Belmopan.
- Comment: No really, here's a gun. Just do it.
- In the article Pete Maravich:
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On June 27, 2014, Governor Bobby Jindal proposed that LSU erect a statue of Maravich outside the Pete Maravich Assembly Center
, which already bore the basketball star's name.
- Comment: Seriously, take the safety off and pull the trigger. Give me an extra shot for linking
[[Governor of Louisiana|Governor]]
while you're at it.
- In the article Dry Creek Archeological Site:
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The Dry Creek Archeological Site
is an archaeological site
- Comment: Stop hesitating. I insist.
- In the article Dickie Moore (actor):
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In 1935, he played the historical role of Joseph Meister in The Story of Louis Pasteur
about the life of scientist Louis Pasteur.
- Comment: You refuse? Fine, I'll do it myself.
- In the article Islam in Sweden:
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Islam in Sweden
is the practice of Islam in Sweden, as well as historical ties between Sweden and the Islamic world. Viking contact with Islamdates back to the 7th–10th centuries, when the Vikings traded with Muslims during the Islamic Golden Age.
- Comment: Stand back, here it goes...
- In the article The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in North Dakota:
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The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in North Dakota refers toThe Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church)and its members in North Dakota. The church'sheld its first congregation in North Dakotawas organizedin 1919.
- Comment: Goodbye, Wikipedia!
- In the article Donald Trump:
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He signed
tax cutlegislation which cut tax rates for individuals and businesses.
- Comment: A sax player who plays saxes, a fax machine that sends faxes, a tax cut that cuts taxes. (Just whose taxes is another question.)
- In the article Society for the History of Alchemy and Chemistry:
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The Society for the History of Alchemy and Chemistry
is a society devoted to the history of alchemy and chemistry. The Societywas founded as the Society for the Study of Alchemy and Early Chemistry in 1935.
- Comment: Surprise!
- In the article Hardcore Henry:
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After she replaces a missing arm and leg with
hi-techcybernetic prostheses, mercenaries led by the psychokinetic Akan raid the ship.
- Comment: Are there low-tech cybernetic prostheses?
- In the article Bunk bed:
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The bunk or bunks above the lowest one may have rails to keep the user from rolling out
and falling to the floorwhile sleeping.
- Comment: For those innocent of the workings of gravity.
- In the article 1257 Samalas eruption:
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Very large volcanic eruptions can cause destruction close to the volcano ...
- Comment: For those innocent of the workings of volcanoes. (This is the least of what's wrong with this passage. Follow the link – if you dare!)
- In the article Truth or Consequences, New Mexico:
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Hot Springs officially changed its name on March 31, 1950, and the program was broadcast from there the following evening
, April 1
- Comment: For those innocent of the workings of the calendar.
- In the article Svalbard:
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The islands were first used as a whaling base
by whalers who sailed far north in pursuit of whalesin the 17th and 18th centuries, after which they were abandoned.
- Comment: For those innocent of the workings of whaling.
- In the article Ted Fujita:
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Ted Fujita died in his Chicago home on November 19, 1998.[1]
After his death, tThe American Meteorological Society (AMS) held the "Symposium on The Mystery of Severe Storms: A Tribute to the Work of T. Theodore Fujita" during its 80th Annual Meeting in January 2000
- Comment: For those innocent of the workings of millenia (see Truth and Consequences item).
- In the article Battle of Tali-Ihantala:
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On June 28, air activity was high on both sides as Finnish bombers and German Stukas pounded the Soviet formations.
The Soviet Air Force also attacked from the air and hit the staff of the Finnish Armored Division hard with bombers from the Soviet 276th Bomber Division.and the Soviet 276th Bomber Division hit the Finnish troops hard.
- Comment: These bombers attacked from the air, you say?
- On the dabpage Horváth
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The surname "Horvat",
without the "h"still exists and is the most common surname in Croatia or the Croatian diaspora.
- Comment: Hear them down in Soho Square ...
- In the article Chloe:
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Chloe (also Chloë, Chloé) is a feminine name
for girls.
- Comment: There really should be more feminine names for boys and masculine names for girls.
- In the article Henry Riggs Rathbone:
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Rathbone
successfullygraduated from Phillips Academy in 1888, from Yale University in 1892, and from the Law Department at the University of Wisconsin in 1894.
- Comment: Graduations are usually successful (except of course a graduation from Yale, which by definition is the first in a lifelong string of degradations).
- In the article Stokes Croft:
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Stokes Croft is
the name ofa road in Bristol, England.
- Comment: An earlier version read
Stokes Croft is what the name of a road in Bristol, England is called.
- In the article Beaumaris:
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Here is an image of thefront housesof Beaumaris.
- Comment: Ceci n'est pas une maison. Or, if you prefer, Nid tŷ mo hwn. Nos da.
- In the article The St Andrews Railway:
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Dismantled viaduct over the River Eden.
This photograph was from a similar position to the first photograph
- Comment: If the viaduct had been sold to an unsuspecting American, that would have been worth mentioning.
- In the article Distomo:
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The aluminum producing companyAluminium of Greece has its production facilities in the coastal village Agios Nikolaos.
- Comment: Ha! Obviously these people don't know the difference between aluminum and aluminium.
- In the article Caribou, Maine:
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The Caribou Public Library is a Carnegie library. Designed in the Romanesque Revival style by local architect Schuyler C. Page, it was built in 1911-1912 with a $10,000 grant
from industrialist Andrew Carnegie.
- Comment: Is there a Carnegie library that Andrew Carnegie did not finance? Or was there some other heretofore unknown Carnegie financing American libraries with whom he might be confused?
- In the article Alice Herz-Sommer:
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She lived for 40 years in Israel, before migrating to London in 1986, where she resided until her death, and at the age of 110 was the world's oldest known Holocaust survivor until Yisrael Kristal was recognized as such. Kristal
was also a Holocaust survivor, andwas born two months before Herz-Sommer.
- Comment: For readers with short-term memory deficits.
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- In the article Turpin case:
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From 1988 to 2015, they had
13 children total;ten daughters and three sons.
- Comment: To save our readers mental strain.
- In the article George Mikan:
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When DePaul won the 1945 NIT, Mikan was named Most Valuable Player for scoring 120 points in three games, including 53 points in a 97–53 win over Rhode Island
; his 53-point total equaled the score of the entire Rhode Island team.
- Comment: Ditto, with bonus points for repeating the number twice.
- In the article Soyuz-FG:
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... resulted in the destruction of the rocket. The crew, NASA astronaut Nick Hague and Russian cosmonaut Aleksey Ovchinin, escaped safely
and successfully.
- Comment: Whatever that means.
- In the article Trinity Cathedral, Saint Petersburg:
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About four hours after the blaze broke out, one of the three remaining cupolas had been damaged but the fire was contained.
A department spokesman later confirmed that the fire had been extinguished.
- Comment: Lest the reader imagine that it burns to this day.
- In the article Adele Spitzeder:
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Officially founded shortly afterwards in 1869, the "Spitzedersche Privatbank"
(English: Spitzeder Private Bank)quickly grew from an insider tip to a large company.
- Comment: Thank you. I was completely at sea.
- In the article The Owl and the Pussycat:
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Portions of an unfinished sequel, "The Children of the Owl and the Pussycat" were published first posthumously, during 1938.
How the pair procreated is unspecified.
- Comment: It's a children's book, after all.
- In the article Turner syndrome:
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Turner syndrome is not usually inherited
from a person's parents.
- Comment: And certainly not from their rich uncle.
- In the article Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease:
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About 7.5% of cases are inherited
from a person's parentsin an autosomal dominant manner.
- Comment: Ditto
- In the article Phenylketonuria:
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Phenylketonuria is a genetic disorder inherited
from a person's parents.
- Comment: Unlike insanity, which parents get from their children.
- In the article Earthquake weather:
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Aristotle proposed in the 4th century BC that earthquakes were caused by winds trapped in
subterraneancaves.
- Comment: Extraterrestrial caves would have made for a more surprising theory.
- In the article Jascha Heifetz:
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The incident made headlines
in the pressand Heifetz defiantly announced that he would not stop playing the Strauss.
- Comment: Yeah, that's usually where headlines appear.
- In the article Celia Cooney:
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After their marriage, Celia became pregnant
with a child.
- Comment: So not puppies.
- In our article on serial killer Juan Corona:
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In early January 1974, Corona's wife, Gloria, filed for divorce in Fairfield
, citing irreconcilable differences.
- Comment: So I guess she wasn't cool with the hacking 25 guys to death. (If she was, that would be worth mentioning.)
- In the article Lauren Laverne:
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She is a supporter of Sunderland AFC
in football.
- Comment: Such a shame nobody supports the Sunderland Amateur Flower Collectors any more.
- In the article Harald Quandt:
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Harald Quandt's five daughters inherited about 1.5 billion Deutsche Mark ($760 million, €585 million) and later increased their wealth through the Harald Quandt Holding GmbH, a German-based family investment company and trust
named after their father.
- Comment: In case the reader is a goldfish.
- In the article 2021 United States Capitol attack:
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On January 6, 2021, the United States Capitol in Washington, D.C., was
violentlyattacked by a mob of supporters of President Donald Trump.
- Comment: Well it certainly wasn't a verbal attack.
- In the article Mike Ward (comedian):
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Gabriel had received a bone-anchored hearing aid at age 6,
which allowed him to hear.
- Comment: Because it's an aid to hearing.
- In the article John F. Kennedy:
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Since 1961, over 200,000 Americans have joined the Peace Corps, representing 139
differentcountries.
- Comment: Not 139 identical countries?
- In the article Martha Mitchell:
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She had wanted to be a pediatrician
when she grew up.
- Comment: When they say a pediatrician is a child doctor, that's not what they mean.
- In the article Snipex Alligator:
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The rifle has a height-adjustable cheek rest, which can be positioned for right- or left-handed shooting
, i.e., it is suitable for both right- and left-handed shooters.
- Comment: But what about shooters who are ambidexterous?
- In the article The Onion:
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Section title:
The Onion'sinfluenceon the real world
- Comment: Jee, I thought we were talking about all the fake worlds!
- In the article Flag of Acadiana:
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The various symbols on the flag were each chosen
deliberatelyto represent a special aspect of Cajun culture and history.
- Comment: As if they were chosen by total accident.
- In the article Aleksandr Zuyev (pilot):
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The sentry he had shot several times was wounded.
- Comment: A common side effect.
- In the article Tom Lantos:
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The first Lantos Human Rights Prize
, named in the congressman's memory,...
- Comment: If it was named after some other Lantos and presented by an organization named after this Lantos, that would be something to mention.
- In the article Al-Tanf (U.S. military base):
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The Iranian[2] and Russian governments[3] have publicly supported the Syrian government's position and have regularly criticized the American presence in southeastern Syria
whereas the United States government states that its presence at al-Tanf is legal.
- Comment: Most nations would accuse themselves of illegally occupying territory.
- In the article Viral hemorrhagic fever:
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Viral hemorrhagic fevers (VHFs) are a diverse group of animal and human illnesses
in which fever and hemorrhage are caused by a viral infection.
- Comment: If said diseases were actually misnomers, that would be worth mentioning.
- In the article No Longer Human:
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Released from the hospital where he was taken after his
failedsuicide attempt, Ōba becomes a morphine addict.
- Comment: If he had succeeded, and was resurrected, that would be worth mentioning.
- In the article Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney:
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The name "Apollo Justice" was decided in collaboration between the Japanese and American divisions of Capcom [...]
The name refers to how Apollo fights for justice.
- Comment: So not for pancakes, then.
- In the article Inscryption:
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Carder is interrupted by the GameFuna representative, who returns to Carder's house and shoots him in the head,
presumably killing him. The final shot of the game is of Carder bleeding out on the floor [...]
- Comment: Someone shot in the head and bleeding out on the floor is dead. Bonus points for adding uncertainty with "presumably".
- In the article Barbenheimer:
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The Barbenheimer phenomenon is an instance of counterprogramming, a marketing strategy in which a tonally different film is released on the same day as a major film
(in this case, Warner Bros.' Barbie in contrast to Universal's Oppenheimer)
- Comment: For readers who skip the lead section.
- In the article about Trump's typo Covfefe:
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Other
Trumpcritics in the media expressed similar opinions.
- Comment: So, not food critics.
- In the article Theranos:
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The company claimed that it had devised blood tests that required very small amounts of blood and that could be performed rapidly and accurately, all using compact automated devices which the company had developed. These claims were
laterproven to be false.
- Comment: Just to clarify, there was no time travel involved.
- In the article Dance:
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On the other hand, some cultures lay down strict rules as to the particular dances
in which, for example, men, women, and childrenpeople may or must participate.
- Comment: Have you heard the one about the man who tried to make his dog dance?
- In the article Vienna Game, Frankenstein–Dracula Variation:
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Named after | Count Dracula | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Parent | Vienna Game |
- Comment: I just love the pedantry of "Frankenstein's monster" here.
- In the article Squid Game: The Challenge:
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Unlike the show it is based on, contestants do not die when eliminated.
- Comment: Oh, thank god. I was worried for a second there.
- In the article Plastic flamingo:
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Pink plastic flamingos are a common lawn ornament in the United States
made of plastic.
- Comment: If you'll excuse me, I'm working on the very first plastic flamingo made out of concrete.
- In the article 2024 OFC Women's Olympic Qualifying Tournament:
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It will also serve as qualifying for the 2024 Olympic tournament, with the champion qualifying.
- Comment: As opposed to qualifying for ... what, exactly?
- In the article Russia:
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Russia ... is a
transcontinentalcountry spanning Eastern Europe and Northern Asia.
- Comment: "Transcontinental" has been used here and in the lead of other country articles to mean that the country occupies space in multiple continents—which is already clear from the very next six words after "country". But surely we should take any opportunity to impress the reader with our vocabulary.
- Comment: "Transcontinental" isn't even correct, as it means "crossing a continent", not "lying in more than one continent". So we are not impressed.
- In the article Chryssie Lytton Cobbold, Baroness Cobbold:
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In 1986, she published her best selling memoir Board Meetings in the Bath: How We Opened Knebworth House to the Public
on her experience opening Knebworth to the public.
- Comment: If it was about, uh, literally anything else, that would have been worth mentioning.
- In the article Heart murmur:
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Turbulent blood flow is not smooth.
- Comment: Would have never guessed turbulent blood flow is in fact, turbulent.
- In the article Axolotl:
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Axolotls
should notmay be confused with the larval stage of the closely related tiger salamander (A. tigrinum), which are widespread in much of North America and occasionally become paedomorphic.
- Comment: Is there any pair of distinct things in the world that people are advised to confuse?
- In the article Mike Bost:
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In May 2012, members of the Illinois House were given just 20 minutes to review and vote on a 200-page pension overhaul bill that had been revised at the last minute.
Displeased with the situation,Bost expressed his anger on the House floor, saying, "These damn bills that come out of here all the damn time...come out here at the last second, and I've got to try figure out how to vote for my people!...Enough! I feel like somebody trying to be released from Egypt! Let my people go!"
- Comment: Really? Just... really?
Crime and its detection
- In the lead of Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum theft:
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Once inside, the pair
revealed their true intentions,tied up the guards, and spent over an hour stealing art from the museum's collection, which they loaded into their vehicle.
- Comment: The guards probably sensed their visitors' "true intentions" around the time they got tied up, and our readers will make the same inference vicariously. Furthermore, in this modern age most readers will envision art thieves as having a vehicle at the ready. (Had they absconded via public transport, or summoned an Uber, THAT would be worth mentioning.)
- In the article University of Texas Tower Shooting:
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He then drove to a hardware store, where he purchased a Universal M1 carbine, two additional ammunition magazines and eight boxes of ammunition, telling the cashier he planned to hunt wild hogs. At a gun shop he purchased four further carbine magazines, six additional boxes of ammunition, and a can of gun cleaning solvent. He then drove to Sears, where he purchased a Sears Model 60 12 gauge semi-automatic shotgun before returning home
with his purchases.
- Comment: If he'd bought all that stuff and then left it at the store, THAT would be worth mentioning.
- In the article Murder of Jo Cox:
Murder of Jo Cox | |
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Location | Market Street, Birstall, West Yorkshire, England |
Date | 16 June 2016 |
Attack type | Shooting, stabbing |
Weapons | |
Deaths | 1 |
Perpetrator | Thomas Mair |
He witnessed the assailant stab Cox,
who fell to the ground, before shooting her and stabbing her againshoot her, then stab her again. The attackerleft the scene, butwas pursued by an eyewitness whofollowed himand telephoned police to describe his locationidentified him to police.Armed police officers attended the incident, and arrested a suspect.
- Comment: There's a lot to say about this one.
who fell to the ground: Persons stabbed and shot, then stabbed again, usually go down. (Extra points for the ambiguous suggestion that the witness may have shot and stabbed the victim.)left the scene: If the shooter/stabber had stuck around, THAT would be worth mentioning.- was pursued by an eyewitness
who followed him: That's what pursuers do. - telephoned police
to describe his location: Usually people calling for help give the location. Armed police officers attended the incident: Even in law-abiding, Queensberry-Rules, you-got-me-copper-fair-and-square England, readers will imagine that amongst officers dispatched to the shooting/stabbing of a Member of Parliament, at least some will be armed with more than their charming accents and unfailing courtesy.and arrested a suspect: That's what happens when an eyewitness points out the gunman. Had police let him off with just a stern talking-to, THAT would be worth mentioning.
- As for the infobox, unless told otherwise readers will assume that a shooting/stabbing will have involved a gun and a knife.
- In the article Apartheid:
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On 6 September 1966, Verwoerd was fatally stabbed at Parliament House by parliamentary messenger Dimitri Tsafendas
, who was arrested and quickly imprisoned.
- Comment: See last bullet[4] above.
- In the article Brahmaputra Mail train bombing:
Brahmaputra Mail train bombing | |
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Location | Western Assam, India |
Date | 30 December 1996 |
Attack type | Train bombing |
Weapons | |
Deaths | 33 |
- In the article Allard K. Lowenstein:
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On March 14, 1980 Lowenstein was shot in his Manhattan office by Sweeney, who was mentally ill and believed that Lowenstein was plotting against him. Sweeney then calmly waited for the police to arrive
and arrest him.
- Comment: [Left as an exercise for the reader]
- In the article Death of Elisa Lam:
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On the morning of February 19, an employee went to the roof, where four 1,000-gallon water tanks provided water pumped from the city's supply, to the guest rooms, a kitchen, and a coffee shop downstairs. In one of them, he found Lam's body, floating face up a foot below the water surface.
Police responded.
- Comment: [Left as an exercise for the reader]
- In the article University of Alabama in Huntsville shooting:
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During the course of a routine meeting of the biology department attended by approximately 12 people, Amy Bishop, a biology professor at the university, stood up and began shooting those closest to her with a Ruger P95 handgun.
Bishop was suspended without pay retroactively on the day of the attack.
- Comment: Academic freedom has its limits, I guess.
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- From List of fugitives from justice who are no longer sought:
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He was found dead in 1959
and is no longer sought by the police.
- Comment: Damn lazy cops will use ANY EXCUSE.
- In the article Rodney Alcala
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Her murder
would remain unsolved until itwas connected to Alcala in 2011.
- Comment: Murders usually remain unsolved until they're solved. See also WP:INTOTHEWOULDS.
- In the article Ted Bundy:
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He broke through the ceiling into the apartment of the chief jailer—
who was out for the evening with his wife—changed into street clothes from the jailer's closet, and walked out the front doorto freedom.
- Comment: While it's nice to know a busy chief jailer still has time for his spouse, absent mention of a confrontation the reader's common sense will tell him that no one was home. (Had Mrs. Turnkey helped Bundy pick out a tie, or had Bundy gone back to the jail to turn himself in, THAT would be worth mentioning.)
- In the article Seth Black (serial killer):
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At the request of Scottish detectives, the Metropolitan Police
conducted a search ofsearched Black's Stamford Hill lodgingsto determine whether any incriminating evidence existed at Black's address.
- Comment: Yes, well, that's usually what they're trying to determine. (And click the link for a surprise.)
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- In the article Eric Muenter:
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Morgan lunged at his attacker and tackled Muenter to the ground as he fired two rounds into Morgan's groin and thigh. Morgan's butler finished subduing Muenter, beating him senseless with a lump of coal. Morgan quickly
summoned a doctor andrecovered, returning to work on August 14.
- Comment: If financier J.P. Morgan got shot in the groin and didn't summon a doctor, or summoned him other than "quickly", THAT would be worth mentioning. (Kudos to the resourceful butler.)
- In the article Lindbergh kidnapping:
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Taking a gun, Lindbergh went around the house and grounds with butler Olly Whateley; they found impressions in the ground under the window of the baby's room and pieces of a cleverly designed wooden ladder. They also found a baby's blanket. Whateley telephoned the Hopewell police department
to inform them of the missing child.
- Comment: Not just to say hello?
- In the article Assassination of John F. Kennedy:
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President Kennedy's blood-stained jacket, shirt and tie
worn during the assassinationare stored in the National Archives facility in College Park, Maryland.
- Comment: So not from that time he cut himself shaving.
The gun with which Ruby
shot andkilled Oswald, which came into the possession of Ruby's brother Earl, was sold in 1991 for $220,000.
- Comment: The reader will assume, unless told otherwise, that the gun was not used to bludgeon Oswald to death.
- In the article Jodie Foster:
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While at Yale, Foster also had other stalkers, including a man who planned to kill her but changed his mind after watching her perform in a college play.
The experience was difficult for Foster.
- Comment: Snowflake.
- In the article Everybody Draw Mohammed Day:
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Norris claimed that if people draw pictures of Muhammad,
radicalIslamist terrorists would not be able to murder them all...
- Comment: WP:YOUDONTSAY: most terrorists are radical.[5]
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Better sourcing could help; AIR that article relies almost exclusively on online newspaper articles as sources. But Stephen Kurkjian, one of the reporters whose work is cited extensively, gives a much clearer account in his book The Master Thieves, about how the guards (more like nightwatchmen, really, as they didn't wear the uniforms that "guards" would suggest) were totally fooled until after they'd let the "cops" in (Kurkjian also points out how the timing, apparently deliberate, helped: it was right after St. Patrick's Day, a time when cops in a lot of large Eastern and Midwestern cities, but especially Boston, were going to be letting their guard down and so the museum's security was less vigilant as well). Daniel Case (talk) 04:42, 3 September 2018 (UTC)[reply]
Vmavanti (talk) 01:21, 6 September 2018 (UTC)[reply]