*sucks you away into my tunnel*

i genuinely don’t think the haitians eating pets lie is something that should be laughed off bc the rhetoric literally rooted in some of the worst acts of colonial violence known to man but i just know liberals are going to try and meme it away. this isn’t a funny haha republicans are so stupid thing this is a hey they are trying to justify a resurgence of specific atrocities against this specific group of people

he was bugging me while i was making breakfast so i blasted him with eldritch lightning

Looked up ‘romantic picnic foods’ and one of the immediate suggestions was chicken wings. Gotta be honest not my first thought.

what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

soup de jour: soup of the day

soup de jure: soup the government wants you to eat

soup de facto: the soup everyone actually eats