TV Article Hit List: Aug. 12, 2011 Gene Simmons proposes, ''Hostel'' heads to the theme park, and more By Dan Snierson Dan Snierson Dan Snierson is a former senior writer at Entertainment Weekly. He left EW in 2023. EW's editorial guidelines Published on August 5, 2011 04:00AM EDT 1. Entourage pad that Vince and company lived in last season sells for $4.2 millionIt was priced to move at $4.1 mil, but rumors that Turtle totally spaced and left behind a sick stash of weed kicked it up another hundred grand. 2. Jeopardy! host Alex Trebek injures his Achilles tendon while trying to catch thief who’d stolen cash, jewelry from his hotel roomNo thanks to Watson, who just stood idly by, processing the whole thing. Supercomputer, my ass! 3. Olivia Wilde says Jonas Brothers put ”a no-sex hex” on their former house, where she now livesShe might get more action if her bedroom didn’t have a triple bunk bed adorned with Teen Choice surfboard awards and purity rings. 4. Gene Simmons finally proposes to Shannon Tweed on Family JewelsHe surprised her with a gourmet picnic and string quartet that he’d hidden under his tongue. 5. Olsen twins unveil fashion line at Barneys, featuring $39,000 crocodile-skin backpack$39,000?!? Does it come with $38,900 in the backpack? 6. Britain pulls Lancôme ads of digitally altered Julia Roberts; one politician calls it ”not representative of the results the products could achieve”And yet still no investigation of Larry Crowne? 7. Universal Studios Hollywood to feature Hostel theme-park experienceIf that’s not gory enough, they’re already working on The Human Centipede: Treat yourself and the guy behind you to an unforgettable intestinal thrill ride! 8. Sofia Vergara says her riding a horse on Modern Family this season will not be ”pretty to look [at]”A record number of first-time male viewers of Modern Family will be the judge of that, Sofia. 9. New Afghan show inspired by The OfficeThe big catchphrase? ”That’s what she wasn’t allowed to say.”