Here’s more web weaves for @mcytblraufest 2024! This is for my wonderful writer Pancho!! Sentinel and Guide AUs are some of my favourite soulmate tropes and smalletho fit them so perfectly so please check out their fic here!

The Five Senses and Etho by @pancho-pinto

A day to day in the life of a Sentinel can be rather spontaneous, no two days the same with all the input of sensory information from the world. With their extraordinarily acute senses, Sentinel’s are expected to know how to handle them, their Guides always there to aid them when needed. And Joel, best of the best, has everything under control.

For the most part. And that is where Etho comes in.

or: An exploration/study of the individual senses from a Sentinel’s perspective. And one from the perspective of the Guide.

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Here’s the other part of my web weaves for @mcytblraufest! Specifically for my anonymous writer! There are some out of context spoilers so I highly recommend reading their fic, the kudos and comment on it then look at the web weave. Or do whatever you like<3

Blood in the Water

“Do you understand, Etho?” Joel repeated. “This is a now or later situation. You picked later. That means,” Joel sped up again. “You stay out of my way. We’re going to get on a boat, and you’re going to let me do my job. You can booze it up, you can do whatever the fuck you want as long as you remember to keep clear. And after everything is finished,” Etho felt his gut clench up at the smile that grew on Joel’s face. “You take your bullet silently.”

Now or later. Etho swallowed hard. “Won’t your agency be upset that your guide…” His voice was already weak before it faded out, but god was it pathetic.

Joel’s smile edged on the side of unhinged. “Oh, Etho,” Joel practically purred out. “I’m not the replaceable one in this car right now.”

Right.

Or, Joel is a trained spy, Etho’s just trying to wash his clothes, and the supercomputers in their ears just want them to kiss.

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willowcrowned:

willowcrowned:

willowcrowned:

the secret to life is to always use more spinach and less rice than you think you’ll need

the second secret to life is that fresh air warm sun and a cup of tea will make your problems small enough to start handling

the third secret to life is that violence sometimes really is the answer

improvapocalyps:

Stale blood caked Cleo’s armor as she dragged herself through paradise. Gods below that sucked, she thought, that really sucked. They ignored the colorful birds that swooped overhead, disregarding the cloudless sky and brilliant sun that cast down gentle rays upon her green skin. What was the point of indulging in something that didn’t exist?

Dust, Flesh, and Bones, by @pattonscribe

“Death!” she called, a hoarse quality to her voice, clutching tighter onto Etho’s body as their army of the dead went onwards to protect them.

“You— this wasn’t what I wanted!”

before we lose the sound of our own mouths calling mine, mine, mine., by @kanda-franca

In participation of MCYTblr AU Fest Summer 2024 hosted by @mcytblraufest!

I feel incredibly lucky and honored that two(2) writers decided to pick up my niche af AU pitch! They knocked it out of the park with their fics, please check them out !!

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Here’s part one of my web weaves for @mcytblraufest! When I saw it was a reverse I just had to cook up a web weave for Smalletho in a Sentinel and Guide AU!!

It’s only part one because my writers came out with absolute BANGERS of work which got me more brainworms thus more web weaves for each of them!

Check out Pancho’s fic

And check out my anonymous writer beloved’s fic

They are amazing and awesome and just the coolest writers. Their fics are so complementary to each other it’s simply beautiful

sn0wp1anets:

so hi

l-just-want-to-see:

oli orionsound is iconic for making the top mcc plays without playing mcc

sn0wp1anets:

kanda-franca:

is no one going to talk about how joel’s newest ep (ep 22) is (possibly) sponsored?

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correct me if im wrong but no youtuber just gets a promo code for no reason right?

anyway i wanted to check how much he paid for this bit and–

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he either paid a total of £34 or he finally caved and got a sponsor lmao. mans didn’t even need to make an ad for it.

(unless joel did some embedded third party ad thing (my country doesnt have ads on youtube))

bringing this back now with the knowledge that joel went through a complex subscription process where the company went through and analysed his channel views and then paid 60£ for it which is actually the silliest thing hes ever done

LMAO ITS ACTUALLY WORSE

He paid double than what I calculated what??? £60 for espresso by sabrina carpenter— i would be milking that song for its worth in all my videos. hopefully it’s in perpetuity bc mann what an expense

crowcorvo-old:

they should make a headphones that is comfortable to wear while lying on your side

b1odeuwed:

forgot if i already asked this here but:

multilingual people do u find it hard to switch between languages

yes, i find it difficult switching between languages

no, i dont find it difficult switching between languages

it depends on the language i’m switching to

i’m monolingual 👎

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personally i don’t find it hard and i can switch between english and welsh easily but i think it’s because i grew up learning/speaking/writing in both so there’s less complications

oh yeah reblog for bigger sample size thanks x

sn0wp1anets:

what the fuck is up with joel and shane rn im actually tearing my hair out

kanda-franca:

kanda-franca:

step aside etho washed up, joel fallen off has entered the chat

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THIS! also fbm asked what went wrong and joel replied “ive fallen off” right after falling off the map in the hub lmaooo

kanda-franca:

step aside etho washed up, joel fallen off has entered the chat

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THIS! also fbm asked what went wrong and joel replied “ive fallen off” right after falling off the map in the hub lmaooo

step aside etho washed up, joel fallen off has entered the chat

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see the thing with making joel leader on the basis of skill is that it’s not the same as being a leader.

joel is an attack dog; he is given a scent, a target, a goal, and he hunts. but he is directionless without his hunter.

if you have his loyalty, he will follow you. if you give him instructions he will follow them. you can set him loose and reel him in and he trusts that it is the right choice.