That new noble, you know, Lord Golden? Well I heard that he and that manservant of his, you know, Tom Badgerlock are…. Well…. Let’s just say that perhaps their chambers only have one bed?

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girl we get it 😂 it's the beginning of the end

When you choose "I'm bald" on a poll this is what you're saying

within the span of like two chapters: kalmoash found dead in miami. kadolin found dead in miami. shakadolin found dead in miami. kal/zellion still on the board tbh but don't worry about it. kalarin also found dead in miami but that's ok from its ashes rlainarin can rise

we didnt learn any new facts about any character's pussy this week #failure #sandersoncritical

has anyone else been thinking about the uh. conspicuous absence of pain in kaladin lately

kalmoash is dead

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shakadolin is dead

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and ME i feel also not so good

[Image description: A digital drawing of Kaladin and Adolin from the Stormlight Archive. They're embracing tightly. Neither's face is visible -- Kaladin has his dark, curly hair falling into his face, while Adolin's head is hidden by Kaladin's. Kaladin's coat has braided epaulettes and a patch with the Bridge Four insignia on the shoulder. Both of them have simple art deco-esque embroidery on their clothes. The entire piece is in monochrome black-and-white with simple shading, on top of a dark blue background. A small signature in the bottom right corner reads "MW." End ID.]

fantasized about the next life

i'll come back as a rocking chair

just wanna hold you in the rhythm