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Two Years Before the Mast (Season 6, Episode 8)

TV Episode | Comedy

Tina is going on a two-week Mediterranean cruise for Christmas so the Porters drive her to Southampton docks,where Ben crashes into the captain's car and the crew's van. Bill,Ben,Rona and David go on board to see her off but discover that ...See moreTina is going on a two-week Mediterranean cruise for Christmas so the Porters drive her to Southampton docks,where Ben crashes into the captain's car and the crew's van. Bill,Ben,Rona and David go on board to see her off but discover that the ship has sailed before they can disembark. Whilst they hide Tina tries to sneak them meals but is side-tracked when elderly lecher Fletcher takes a shine to her so Ben dresses as a waiter to steal food but ends up serving the captain's table. Rona finds herself on stage with the ship's dance troupe whilst Fletcher transfers his attentions to a disguised Bill. Finally they are put ashore - in a life-boat, in time for the finale song, 'Be Kind To Your Parents'. Written by don @ minifie-1 See less

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11 cast members

Name	Known for
Belinda Lang Wilhelmina 'Bill' Porter Wilhelmina 'Bill' Porter See fewer	2point4 Children (1991)
Gary Olsen Ben Porter Ben Porter See fewer	Outland (1981)
Julia Hills Rona Harris Rona Harris See fewer	Chain (1990)
John Pickard David Porter David Porter See fewer	Hollyoaks (1995)
Clare Buckfield Jenny Porter Jenny Porter See fewer	2point4 Children (1991)
Sandra Dickinson Tina Tina See fewer	Balto (1995)
Jeremy Hawk Fletcher Fletcher See fewer	Elizabeth (1998)
Liz Smith Bette Bette See fewer	Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
Barbara Lott Pearl Pearl See fewer	The Broken Horseshoe (1952)
Kim Benson Christine Atkins Christine Atkins See fewer	In Fabric (2018)
Paul Williamson Commodore Henderson Commodore Henderson See fewer	Emma (1996)