good for breakfast or dinner as snack can walk in your stomach

at a birthday party and i start shazaming when everyone sings happy birthday

first rule of software development is just deploy that shit baby

I know this is about CloudStrike, but I just yanked an SD card out of a raspberry pi inside an IOT device. They deployed the developer's machine by duplicating the SD card.

This means every single device out in the wild has:

• the developer's command history
• the developer's browser history
• the source code to their code
• access to their private github repositories
• a username/password to one of their log servers
• the URL you need to GPS track any of their trucks
• the identity of their "stealth startup", because I can look up the names of all the developers on linkedin, see they all work for the same "stealth startup", and see that their email addresses all end in @SECRETCOMPANY.EGG
• their slack login (browser cookies)

So yes. developers just be deploying whatever

Nobody seems to appreciate the gentle urgency of it

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"

This post has found its target market

man with excellent self restraint dismayed to realize that not wanting anything is more likely a depression symptom than a carefully honed skill that atones for other aspects of his character

is it a bad sign that "man" is the least accurate part of this post

is it a bad sign that large birds circle above me whenever i leave the house and they scream and scream and scream

Any time I get really excited about a food I'm eating I go on amazon to look at the generated shirts made about it

do you guys ever realize how much your friends genuinely fucking love you and just start crying

Fuck.com/you