pussy is a gateway hole. soon you’ll be fucking car mufflers and sewer pipes
Official Pussy Post
This shitty little gimmick blog existed just long enough to be tagged on this post and hang itself on my doorstep
pussy is a gateway hole. soon you’ll be fucking car mufflers and sewer pipes
Official Pussy Post
This shitty little gimmick blog existed just long enough to be tagged on this post and hang itself on my doorstep
ongoing debate in my family: you have to spend the day in a small but furnished room with a spider. you can’t leave the room and you can’t kill the spider and it can’t hurt you but it can still touch you and go on you. which spider would you prefer to be trapped with
something very large but very slow, like some kind of tarantula
something smaller but very fast, like a wolf spider or jumping spider
i love spiders and i will take both
what if miku was transmasc
what if he wore a thomas jefferson binder. what then.
Saw this post while half asleep n i dreamt of this
i accidentally clicked onto and off of the “explore” page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared…. but still. what i saw was beautiful
it looked like this
dw i got u i am obsessed.with this image
OGH MY GOD. YES THANK YOU THATS HIM
yesterday my flatmate asked what my “olympics schedule” was in terms of what i was planning to watch and when and i was like i can’t explain to you how much of a foreign concept that is to me. you don’t have an “olympics schedule” in my household you watch whatever happens to be on tv whenever you have a minute of free time and get insanely invested in whatever sport you end up watching. maybe down the line you get so caught up in an event that you start going “i’m sorry i need to have the tv at 8:45pm next tuesday because i need to see the men’s sport climbing finals or i’ll kill myself” but it’s something that has to happen organically you know. that’s half the fun
related to this i saw people getting really mad in the bbc’s instagram comments because their feed wasn’t showing enough events where british athletes were competing and i was like oh you guys are actually watching just for team gb? that’s the boring way of doing it. if you end up catching an event where nobody from your country is competing you just pick a completely random athlete based off nothing but vibes and become so invested in their success that within ten minutes you are actively nauseous from stress
My laptop ran an update while I was sleeping last night which would’ve been fine except that the fan pad it sits on has rgb lights that fire up whenever the the computer first powers on, so in the middle of the night my computer finished its restart sequence and this happened:
Also I need you all to know that I made that gif myself purely because it was the only way I could think of to adequately relay my experience.