this is really fucking me up why is He in a 71 year old movie

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I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

There are freshly independent possums scattered around my yard like fat little Easter eggs trotting through the grass and bricks at dusk.

Most english orthographic reforms fail because they're trying to make the language better when they should be making it worse. In pursuit of that idea, starting in fall 2024 we're adding six new letters to make reading harder.

1. Reverse P

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Completing the b-d-p rotational cycle and causing confusing with g and q (the hook on the q is now mandatory).

2. Lower i

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Uppercase is a lowercase i and lowercase is an even lower i.

3. Left bracket

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For it's hard work over the years, [ is being promoted to the alphabet proper. Lower case is a reverse h. Fuck right bracket.

4. Long M

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Just like a regular M but two of the legs keep going. Long M is a vowel in all cases that Y isn't.

5. Reverse X

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Like X but in reverse. To tell the difference we're adding these little curls to X, so regular X now looks like this

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6. Reverse F

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Uppercase is a reverse F, lowercase is an upside down v. Fuck you is why.

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