im sure nothing bad will happen if i just take a bite of this snack that makes me nauseous!

nausea.........

I need to put my boyfriend in a terrarium so shit like this doesn't happen

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OKAY.

obsessed with this person who thinks that im monopolizing the notes industry and taking them away from "real artists." like. hello

spot the tiktok intruder class 101

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!

me the entire weekend:

I knew I saved this for some reason.

@moonbiine

This... is literally me rn.

i have no energy i must sleep

Brennan: Hey, this is what it's like having your wife be cooler than you.

Izzy:

we regret to interupt your tumblr dashboard scrolling to bring you this tragic news

you're a SILLY! haha little silly! you're a liddol silly!! little goober!!! silly silly silly ! :333

I think we should kiss for hours and giggle and every now and then I’ll shop and look at you and smile and say “hiiii”

@bat-luun

How many more steps you need?

It’s always so weird when someone follows me, like, it’s been happening a lot recently.

Like, me? Really?

No it’s fine, I just think you could do better tbh.

IK??? SPECIALLY IF LIKE, THEY'RE NOT IN THE SAME FANDOM AS ME. WHY IS AN ACCOUNT THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SBG OR TLD FOLLOWING ME???

SERIOUSLY THO. OR IF LIKE. THEY’RE JUST A CASUAL TUMBLR USER? JUST LIKE. NO FANDOM POSTS OR NOTHIN! WHO ARE YOU WHY ARE YOU HEREEEE???

YES??? I ALWAYS THINK ITS A MISSCLICK BCUZ I HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER TO YOU LIKE WTF?????

AND THEN I ACTUALLY GET NOTFIS OF THEM LIKING AND REBLOGGING MY SHIT AND ITS LIKE ??? HUH. YOURE STILL HERE? WHY THO?

THEY LIKE AND REBLOG YOUR THINGS??? WITH ME THEY JUST FOLLOW AND DISAPPEAR ITS SO WEIRD????

YEAH IDK. MOST OF THE TIME THEY FOLLOW THEN A FEW DAYS LATER I LOOK AND THEYRE GONE. BUT PPL ARE STAYING NOW. ISTG SOME OF EM HAVE TO BE SEEING ME ON YOURS OR BLAKES PAGE AND GOING INVESTIGATING ON WTF IM DOIN HERE—PROBABLY. THATS MY ONLY GUESS.

NOW I'M PARANOID WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE

SHOW YOURSELF YOU GOVERNMENT SPY 🫵

ONE. are you mad at me. TWO. are you mad at me. THREE. are you mad at me. FOUR. are you mad at me.

tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

reblog to tell your mutual you’re proud of them and it’ll all work out

applying for the position of your good luck charm that's kept in your pocket and looked at adoringly

@bat-luun