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First Review: Dr Who: The Runaway Bride

As you may remember, last week I immersed myself in the world of Captain Jack Harkness and his Torchwood gang. Coming to terms with a darker, landlocked and mostly straight-laced pitch was a somewhat disconcerting experience. This week I was reminded of all that can be righted in the universe when Russell T. Davies plants his tongue firmly in his cheek.

The Runaway Bride is the 2006 Christmas episode of Dr Who, and in festive tradition this adventure seeks a point of difference from the series anthology. This task is single-handedly achieved by the inspired casting of comedian Catherine Tate.

Tate’s zany, chameleon performances are more well-known than her dramatic outings in Wild West, Bleak House and Miss Marple mysteries. So it is a delight to watch her in a character role more fleshed-out than a sketch series can afford.

Temporarily sandwiched between ‘Billie Piper’s ‘Rose’ and Freema Agyeman’s forthcoming ‘Martha’, Tate plays Donna, a bride rudely teleported mid-ceremony from her altar to the TARDIS -and she is seriously pissed. Both Tate and Who’s David Tennant have a field day as their characters struggle to make sense of being thrown together.

Ludicrously decked out in full white regalia, Donna screams for Who to get her to the church on time. “The TARDIS?” she yells, “The TARDIS! That’s not even a proper word! You're just saying things!”

Soon landing back on Earth, Donna is kidnapped by a band of evil Santas (the same dastardly culprits from the 2005 Xmas Special) and a farcical pursuit follows on the Metroway. Punctuated by a high-octane soundtrack, this sequence is a nod to big screen car chases, brimming in energetic zest thanks to Tate and Tennant’s chemistry.

With its inane concoctions of evil Christmas decorations, big-budget effects and iconic London landmarks (this time it’s the Thames), Davies knows this terrain like the back of his masterful hand. Look out for a villainess’ outfit worthy of the finest Sleaze Ball costume or Grace Jones video. It’s high-camp, comic lunacy. All the reasons we love this franchise are celebrated, manipulated and elevated.

I’m not sure the weekly yardstick to TEN’s Torchwood is one which Davies intended, but therein lays the black hole logic of Aussie network programming.

Finally, when Who entertains the idea of Donna joining him for more adventures you’ll simply want to yell “yes, pleeeeez!” to your plasma screen. But alas, sometimes Christmas is a time for gifts that won’t keep on giving no matter how hard we wish.

“The Runaway Bride” screens 8:30pm Thursday June 28 on ABC TV.
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Simpsons Movie Sneak Peek

Another look at the upcoming Simpsons Movie this Friday at 6:30pm on TEN.

Neighbours follows at 6:35pm.

That is all.
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Returning: Border Security

The changes are coming thick and fast now..... but TV Tonight is here to make sense of it all!

Border Security will return to Seven at 7:30pm Monday July 2. Assuming it stays put, this is a new night for the popular factual series, which has previously been a Tuesday and Wednesday show. Audience pull for this show has been over the 2m mark, and slated early in the week will be a boon Seven. The series will air on the same night as Nine's Concert for Diana (should Nine bump it from 8:30 to 7:30?).

And TEN is reacting to the news of Sea Patrol's launch by dropping a planned repeat of Law and Order SVU for a new one. It's been weeks since we've seen one!

No word yet on times for The Rich List, currently on Mondays 7:30 for Seven.

Stay tuned for more switcheroo.

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£100,000 in a minute

UK's Big Brother just gave away £100,000 ($A236,000) after telling housemates they had one minute to decide who should win it.

BB called the week's 3 nominated housemates into the diary room and told them to decide a worthy winner. They chose Liam, 22yo a tree surgeon.

The money is also the show's total prize pool, leaving housemates confused about whether their prize kitty was now eradicated (it isn't, there's another £100,000).

The nominated housemates were ineligible for the money.

When Liam was told of his winnings he quietly wept and his housemates applauded.

Source: Metro.
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Nine to air Diana doco

The Nine Network will air the documentary Diana's Last Day, the day before airing Concert for Diana.

The documentary will feature
controversial unseen pictures taken by cameramen up until the collision of the Mercedes carrying the princess and her companion Dodi Fayed.

Not to be confused with the Channel 4 doco Diana: Witness in the Tunnel, broadcaster ITV insisted it will not be showing any images of her final moments in the Paris tunnel. An ITV spokesperson defended the footage. "We don't think any of those are intrusive," he commented, anticipating criticism. "We've thought very carefully about what we're going to show."

Meanwhile Foxtel will screen the Concert for Diana live before Nine shows highlights the following night.

The doco screens 8:30pm Sunday July 1.

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Thu June 21

[Ten/7:30pm] Pirate Master. Premiere. Hosted by Cameron Daddo.
[Ten/8:30pm] Law and Order: SVU. “Raw.” Guest Stars: Marcia Gay Harden, Paula Garces Rpt.
[Ten/9:30pm] Law & Order: Criminal Intent “30”
[Ten/12:30am Fri] Letterman: Matt Damon

[Nine/12:00pm] Movie: Strange Bedfellows (Aus 2004). Rpt.
[Nine/7:30pm] Getaway
[Nine/8:30pm] RPA Where Are They Now?

[Seven/8:00pm] That 70’s Show. New Series. SALLY SIMPSON. Red's doctor is concerned about his blood pressure and sends a stress specialist to the house. Kitty is nervous she might be the cause. Fez has a crush on Suzy, Kelso's friend from the Police Academy. Kelso makes an inept attempt to fix them up. Guest starring How I Met Your Mother's ALYSON HANNIGAN. Also starring ASHTON KUTCHER, LAURA PREPON, TOPHER GRACE, MILA KUNIS, WILMER VALDERRAMA, DANNY MASTERSON, DEBRA JO RUPP, KURTWOOD SMITH, TANYA ROBERTS and DON STARK.
[Seven/8:30pm] Lost. CATCH 22. Desmond coaxes Charlie, Hurley and Jin on a trek across the jungle after experiencing one of his future-prophesizing 'flashes' - but is he purposely placing Charlie's life in harm's way? Meanwhile, Kate turns to an unwitting Sawyer after seeing Jack alone with Juliet.
[Seven/9:30pm] The Amazing Race. OH MY GOD, THE TELETUBBIES GO TO WAR. While in Guam, one team is overcome by feelings of patriotism while visiting the U.S. military bases. Not even the thrill of zero gravity can stop one racer from urging the crew of the plane to race faster. Hosted by PHIL KEOGHAN.

[ABC/11:25pm] Live At The Basement : Martha Wainwright

[SBS/10:05pm] Movie Show. Presented by reviewers Lisa Hensley (actor and also presenter of The Know on FOXTEL) and Michael Adams (reviews editor of Empire film magazine). (Commissioned by SBSi, in English) (Entertainment) PG CC
[SBS/10:15pm] Wilfred - Barking Behind Bars - Adam and Wilfred are at the park. Wilfred is behaving petulantly. Two dog-catchers ask Wilfred if there is any reason why he isn't wearing a collar. There isn't one. The catchers regret to say that they'll have to take him into the station. Wilfred explains that he's under adult supervision - he's here with his owner's boyfriend, Adam. But Adam walks by, pretending he doesn't know Wilfred. Wilfred is driven-off in a paddy wagon. (Commissioned by SBSi, in English) (Comedy Series) (Rpt) MA (L,A) CC
[SBS/10:45pm] Cult Movie: A Real Man - A strikingly original, offbeat comedy about reconciling married life with being oneself, with musical interludes and stunning locations in Ibiza and the Pyrenees. Directed by , and stars Mathieu Almaric and Hélène Fillieres. (From France, in French) (Comedy) (2003) MA (S,A,N)

[Movie Extra/8:30pm] Transamerica.
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