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At the end of last week, we were so impressed to read that someone actually had the intestinal stamina to beat the Hill Country "Feed Your Face Challenge." We shouldn't have been. Turns out, eating two pounds of meat, two sides, a cupcake, and a 32-ounce soft drink in under an hour is child's play. At least, it is for a "competitive eater." We're told that on Saturday, an unidentified female pro eater visited the popular BBQ joint and beat the challenge in eight minutes—then added another extra pound of meat and some more sides! Hill Country's workers say they don't remember her name, but the restaurant insists they initially set the challenge with the condition that if anyone wanted to set the bar higher they could... and she did. Now it's really extreme. more ›

New East Village Bar Calling All Horny Alcoholics

020910clean.jpg At the end of last month, the tolerable East Village watering hole Telephone Bar closed; it's being replaced by a new venture from the owners of such fratastic destinations as The Stumble Inn and Gin Mill. The change wouldn't really merit mention on its own, but EV Grieve has noticed that the future pub's name, The 13th Step, is more than a little tasteless. In Alcoholics Anonymous slang, the term is "used as a euphemism for inappropriate sexual advances by a member to a newcomer in AA." So, coming soon to Second Ave, the perfect place for booze and sex addicts to join together in a spirit of communal relapse! Now they just need a video poker machine so the gambling fiends won't feel left out.

Rita's Water Ice Coming to Manhattan!

020910ice2.jpg Did none of these suggestions solve the intractable problem of Valentine's Day for you? Well, your looming V-Day troubles are over: Philly's favorite Rita's Water Ice (snowcones, fro-yo, etc.) will be opening their first NYC location on the 14th, and all visitors for the first week will get a free ice. Cheap date! We'd go with the black cherry, but can someone go and let us know what Swedish Fish® Sweet Tea tastes like? [Via Grub Street]

Winter Restaurant Week Becomes Restaurant Month

020810jerk1.jpg You know the drill: The Winter Restaurant Week (which actually lasts two weeks) was supposed to end Friday. But just like last year, it's been extended, giving you another shot at a three-course lunch for $24.07 or dinner for $35 at some of the city's best restaurants. The extension (supposedly) lasts through Feb. 28 at more than 190 restaurants. To guide your decision-making process, Eater has a handy roundup of some blogger reviews from Restaurant Week, when some establishments have been known to phone it in with lackluster menus and shoddy service. (We've had good experiences at Anthos, Indochine, and Crema in recent years.)

Valentine's Day Dining Options Around NYC

             

It is upon us. Everything's been pink for about three weeks now, and hetero guys are wandering around in a daze trying to remember their girlfriend's cup size. There's no fighting it, and if you're not heading to church to honor the martyrdom of the Saint Valentine of Rome and Tremi, you might as well get into the spirit...or at least make plans to hit a strip club (we're not kidding, details above!). And even if you can't stand the flowers and hearts and ridiculous prix fixe dinners at every restaurant, just hold out for another month and then it'll be Steak and Blowjob day. For now, here are some appealing dining options at trustworthy restaurants; keep in mind that while time is quickly running out on reservations, your kitchen is always open for romance (unless you have roommates). Click on the images for details.
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A surprising report in the March issue of Men's Health asserts that Boston is the "least drunk" city in all the land. You really don't need to read much further to realize this news is wicked retarded, but what makes it even more ridonkulous is that the Irish and college capital of America ranks even higher on the sobriety scale than Salt Lake City, which is fourth "least drunk." And ranking #2 for least drunk is Yonkers, which is such a dreary place you need a drink just to get through it on Metro North. more ›

Click on the images for details on this week's new arrivals, which include Wall & Water, Faustina, Black Market, a new Five Napkin Burger, and This Little Piggy Had Roast Beef. more ›

Hill Country BBQ Challenge MET (Barely)

020410bbq.jpg There was a lot of tall talk around the Gothamist offices yesterday about taking on the Hill Country BBQ challenge (eating two pounds of meat, two sides, a cupcake, and a 32-ounce drink within an hour gets your $65 meal comped). But while some were just talking, others were already gorging. Grub Street's Daniel Maurer strapped it on yesterday: "Around that 37-minute mark, you hit the wall. You begin feeling a little bit high, and not in a good way: time slows to a crawl; things become very grotesque; your friend is talking to you but you’re not really listening (mostly because hearing him ask the waitress to recommend a cupcake is making you nauseated); and suddenly it’s like you’re in the bar from Fear and Loathing." But Maurer persevered and finished with five minutes to spare, and now his photo's up on the Hill Country "Wall of Cue." You gonna take that, Tien?

In a promotional gimmick to rival the "Ole 96er" steak eating challenge in the classic 1988 film The Great Outdoors, local BBQ restaurant Hill Country is throwing down the goutlet with their "Feed Your Face Challenge." Think you're tough enough to consume a massive amount of meat, soft drink, and one cupcake in under 60 minutes with no bathroom break? If you pull this off, you'll not only eat $65 worth of food for free, but you'll also receive a Hill Country hat and T-shirt, plus an immortal photo of your bloated face on the "Wall of Cue!" Losers, however, "pay for their meal and carry their shame home." Hill Country says [pdf] your "opponent" consists of the following items: more ›

Looks like a community battle is brewing between the River Cafe and local civic groups. The chic Dumbo restaurant now wants a cabaret license to allow live music and dancing, while locals fear "the restaurant won't kick concession revenues toward the under-funded, long-delayed Brooklyn Bridge Park project next door," the Post reports more ›

Smith & Wollensky Accepting Stocks for Steak

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Steakhouses have been slowly watching the death of the power lunch, and they won't stand for it anymore. First Maloney & Porcelli wanted you to lie about your steak, and now this: Smith & Wollensky will take your stock bonuses in exchange for a meal. In a Times ad (up on S&W;'s Facebook page), Smith & Wollensky "will swap NYSE and NASDAQ stock certificates (priced at the close of business) for our USDA Prime, dry aged steaks at both lunch and dinner." Grub Street has the lawyer's disclaimer, which says the diner must present "the original stock certificate, plus a separate stock power with a medallion signature guarantee affixed.' The ad says they'll even take GM, which at $.61 will at least buy you a nice whiff of someone else's steak.

Hope for Ray's Candy Store

011810rays.jpg Looks like Ray's birthday wish of staying open might have been granted! Bob Arihood reports that Ray was able to pay his January residential and commercial rent yesterday. Hopefully, Saturday's "Day of Ray" and a little extra support will put him on his way to covering February, too. Since Ray began having trouble with his $3,000-a-month rent, the neighborhood has rallied with support, holding fundraisers and creating a Facebook page to help the local institution. Isn't it time you had an egg cream? Who knows, you might get a striptease, too.

This week Sam Sifton revisited Aretsky's Patroon, which he deems the meeting place of the "modern American Mad Men." This is eating for the powerful, with "steaks the size of weights at the gym" served under photographs of old New York. Aretsky's remains a standby in midtown, with the food still holding its own after nearly 15 years. "Grilled smoked prawns, with roasted tomato vinaigrette and a pillow of mâche ($19), are as close to a good cigar as you’re going to find in a foodstuff," and the perfectly carved Porterhouse is "a sign that the old boy has a little life in him yet." more ›

Consumer Reports Magazine ran tests on "pre­washed" and "triple-washed" salad greens sold in plastic clamshells or bags and found bacteria "that are common indicators of poor sanitation and fecal contamination—in some cases, at rather high levels." Out of 208 containers representing 16 brands purchased at stores in Connecticut, New Jersey, and New York, 39 percent had "an unacceptable level" of total coliforms and 23 percent were heavy with enterococcus, as determined by "industry experts." Those two things sound like something you don't want to eat, and Google confirms that indeed they are! more ›

Did you know that in Japan, restaurants waste virtually nothing, and cooks transform unused ingredients like fish heads, bones, vegetable peels and scraps of wagyu beef into dishes eaten during the staff meals, or "makanai"? Supposedly, this act of extraneous alchemy yields delicious results, and EN Japanese Brasserie in the West Village is starting a regular series of special feasts using all these leftover bits. more ›

Say what? There's a study out that claims Manhattan shops are less likely to carry unhealthy snacks (candies, chips, sodas, etc). According to researchers at the Tulane University School of Public Health, we're at less of a risk of coming into contact with snacks at the checkout than anywhere else in the country. The NY Post points out that Manhattan's obesity rate is 16%, as compared to the rest of the country at 33%—which may be related. more ›

Katz's Sandwich Packs Almost 2 Days Worth of Sodium

020110katz1.jpg In response to the Health Department's new salt reduction initiative, the Times ordered some food from local restaurants and sent it off to a Long Island lab for sodium testing. What they found may not shock you: A Double ShackBurger, fries and a peanut butter shake from Shake Shack contain 1,980 milligrams of sodium. Two slices of Cajun bacon-cheeseburger pizza from Two Boots clock in at 2,240 milligrams. But the saltiest of them all is the corned beef sandwich from Katz's Deli, which contains 4,490 milligrams of sodium. Considering that the FDA recommends a maximum of 2,400 milligrams of sodium per day, "having what she's having" might just leave you with hypertension.

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