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"I think we should invade the Gulf of Mexico," Mr. Bush told reporters at his Crawford, Texas ranch. "If you really want to remove some oil, that's the best way of doing it."
1. In an attempt to "rebrand" Arizona, whose recent immigration law has been called racist, Governor Jan Brewer bans teaching ethnic studies.
Who's making fun of Iranians? Nobody. Except for Iranians themselves. Most likely, this shortcoming stems from a lack of familiarity with the endearing quirks of Iranian culture that would lend themselves to proper parody.
Sex and the City: The Threequell! - You thought Abu Dhabi was a crazy, madcap, hardly plausible romp for the fab four? Well wait 'til you get a load of their next friend-venture...deep in the jungles of the Amazon!
In a transparent attempt to thwart our historic candidacy, the president has stepped up his attack by appointing the very architect of the now thoroughly discredited argument against corporate civil rights.
The co-creators and stars of the bizarre late-night cartoon Aqua Teen Hunger Force are touring the country doing a live version of the show. I recently got a chance to talk with them.
It's about time we have an anti-immigration bill in Minnesota to deal with illegal Canadians. But once we have the bill, our problems don't stop there. How does it get enforced? There are two ways to detect an illegal Canadian: One is excessive politeness.
Personally, I think the oil spill was the Brits' way of getting back at us for the tea party nonsense. They never really forgave us for that nasty breakup in 1776.
My husband was convinced that our life simply wouldn't be complete without holding a garage sale. I can't help but wonder if my husband doesn't have a little too much time on his hands right now.
Clegg is their latest leader to ride this convenient slip-tide and use the "plague on both your houses" tack used by a similar (though less telegenic) American third-party looney -- Ross Perot.
Arizona Governor Jan Brewer, in a never-ending quest to make the citizens of Arizona as white as her bleach-blonde dyed hair, has signed yet another controversial bill into law.
After obsessing over Muslim background of suspected Times Square bomber, media becomes enlightened and religiously tolerant, and overlooks fact that the man who helped foil bomb plot was Muslim.
Knocking on a door to find a man in his mid-thirties, stark naked, who was ready and willing to conduct an interview, made it impossible for me to ignore my female intuition.
Immigration has gotten out of hand. These people have a different culture, and I don't think we should weaken our culture by having so many of them around. That's why I feel we definitely have to address the situation of Canadian immigrants.
My bag was packed. I was ready to go. For the first time I was flying solo. I was leaving on a jet plane, and though I knew when I'd be back again, oh, baby, I hated to go.
I pity Nick Madson because he was oblivious enough to do a famous Patton Oswalt bit, verbatim, at a recorded show, and now the entire comedy world wants to beat the living crap out of him. Sucks to be him.
When spending $3 trillion dollars, invading two Muslim countries and imprisoning kidnapped innocents in black sites isn't enough, what can the Liebermans, McCains, Giulianis and Pete Kings say?
Paul Szep, 2010.05.14
Paul Szep, 2010.05.14
