Kim Kardashian (Covered) Nude Pictures Newly Released By Playboy

02:15 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Kim Kardashian

Egotastic! is now partnering with premiere breaking celebrity gossip hounds, RadarOnline, to bring our readers even more, first-look sexy celebrity material. And, don't you know, our first foray produced two previously unreleased Kim Kardashian (covered) nude pictures from her 2007 pictorial in Playboy Magazine. The hot reality star shows off her skin and curves, though (sadly) not the total package in these additional photos Playboy is now releasing to their paid Cyber Club members only.

Check out the RadarOnline.com story for the complete coverage on Kim Kardashian's latter-day regret on ever doing the Playboy nude photoshoot and to see the second Playboy photo of Kim Kardashian. Do we believe her regret over going nude? Well, doesn't matter. We're just glad she felt differently in 2007! Enjoy.

Click the thumbnail below to see the second photo on RadarOnline:

Photo credit: Playboy / RadarOnline

Link: Kim Kardashian (Covered) Nude Pictures Newly Released By Playboy

Two Stroke

01:30 PM, Filed under: Links

Keira Knightley mounts her wide ride. (LaineyGossip)

A summer of sex tapes. (HuffPo)

Gisele Bundchen leads list of sexiest bikini bodies. (RadarOnline)

Emma Stone looks stone cold foxy. (Celebuzz)

Lindsay Lohan remains the sexiest ex-con. (Maxim)

Christina Applegate is a true veteran hottie. (HollyWire)

Charlize Theron flashes fine junkless trunk. (Celebslam)

Link: Two Stroke

Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pictures Are A Double Order of MILF Hotness

12:57 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Kate Beckinsale

These Kate Beckinsale bikini pictures are going straight up on my Wall of Sexy Bomb Fame. Seriously, what deal did this smoking hot actress make with the devil to be sextastic forever? Nobody's mom should look this hot. It's unnatural really. So wrong. Yet, oh, so right. Kate Beckinsale MILF awesomeness makes me want to attend PTA meetings with her and volunteer to clean her chalkboards. That butt, those boobs... I almost can't look. But you must. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Splash News

Link: Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pictures Are A Double Order of MILF Hotness

Selena Gomez All Wet and Sexy in A Year Without Rain (VIDEO)

11:09 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Selena Gomez

Well, the video came out for A Year Without Rain. It's one of those songs that can be, and has been, recorded by anybody and everybody with a pop diva status and a skilled recording engineer. Still, forget the music, Selena Gomez is ridiculously hot! We've talked about the Barely Legal Class of 2010, well, the valedictorian of sexiness goes to Selena Gomez. Sure, many close runner-ups, but just look at this sextastic young Latina, finally showing a little cleavage, all wet and emoting. Did I mention that she's hot? Sure, I have no idea what this song is about, except for the part where she sings, 'the monsoon is coming'. That part I definitely understand. Enjoy.

Hot Stills from the Music Video Shoot:

And A Year Without Rain Music Video:

Watch the Music Video:

Selena Gomez in 'A Year Without Rain'

Link: Selena Gomez All Wet and Sexy in A Year Without Rain (VIDEO)

Rihanna Bikini Pictures Give Me Blue Hawaiian Balls

09:39 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Rihanna

Rihanna in a teeny bikini in the waters off Hawaii. Yep, sign me up. You know my opinion of the Barbadian's singing abilities, but when it comes to hot bodies, Rihanna has nothing in need of auto-tuning. I do wish she'd stop tatting up her entire body, as much as I'm a fan of some ink, she's slowly coloring herself into a Queequeg type character. Still, Rihanna bikini pictures, a poi sandie, a Primo beer, and I'm a happy man. Enjoy.

Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com

Link: Rihanna Bikini Pictures Give Me Blue Hawaiian Balls

Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria Battle for Hotter Dinner Date

07:30 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Victoria Beckham

Just between us, sometimes, when I'm with my 4-H Club girlfriend at the suburban Sizzler staring down yet another plate of Malibu Chicken, I imagine what it must be like to have some internationally renowned celebrity hottie coming to meet me at one of the super swank dining establishments in London or New York. Some famous actress or singer decked out in a designer dress, all dolled up, coming to dine with me and, later, regurgitate her $180 salad in the marble-floored bathroom of the establishment. Ah, but a boy can dream.

Despite recently committing the crime against humanity of reducing her breast size, Victoria Beckham looked rather MILFtastic (you know, even with the perma-Posh-pout) as she headed to Maze Restaurant in London, where she met up with co-celeb sexy bomb veteran, Eva Longoria, looking a bazillion bucks herself, all lean and hot and booby. Who would I prefer as my supper-time companion? Hint: Egotastic! makes a wonderful sandwich meat. Enjoy.

Photo credit: INF Photo / pacificcoastnewsonline.com

Link: Victoria Beckham and Eva Longoria Battle for Hotter Dinner Date

Larissa Riquelme Nude Pictures En Fuego in 3-D!

06:59 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Larissa Riquelme

Well, just about the hottest thing in this world is saucy Latina model Larissa Riquelme in regular old two dimensions. Add a third dimension and those amazing boobs come right out to give you a lusty hug. Oh, my. Our nerdy IT guy, Bengie, tells me the fourth dimension is time, and since I've spent the past five hours with my glasses on ogling these Larissa Riquelme nude pictures, I suppose they really are in 4-D. Bless our friends at Playboy Brazil for these wonderfully sexy and eye-popping pictures of our Paraguayan princesa. Enjoy.

If you still don't have those 3-D glasses (hint: get some because more and more 3-D content is coming), here's the super advanced scientific video again on how to make your own simple pair:

Watch the Video:

How to Make 3-D Glasses

Link: Larissa Riquelme Nude Pictures En Fuego in 3-D!

Jessica Alba and Lindsay Lohan Not Quite Nude in Machete (VIDEO)

01:22 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Jessica Alba

Well, reviews are in on Machete and there's some good news and bad news. The good news, lots of kick-ass machete-ness and badass-ness and some hot shots of the likes of Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriquez, and Lindsay Lohan. The bad news, it looks like most of the actual nakedness of our sexy celebrities is either covered or faked. The Jessica Alba nude shower scene (below) is not only brief and hard to make out, but apparently her bare bottom may very well be a Photoshop creation (filmed scene in her undies). And Lindsay Lohan topless, well, seems to be a combination of cuts from the original Grindhouse spoof trailer, a body double, and some genuine Lindsay Lohan body, but covered discreetly with lengthy hair. The sexy bomb fizzles just a bit. Still, I'll take the glass-is-half-full view and say, even a very little is better than nothing, and gives me hope for some real nudity from these two hot ladies of cinema in the near future. Enjoy.

Watch the (Very Brief) Video:

Jessica Alba in the Shower in Machete

Okay, here's Lindsay Lohan, but, bear in mind, the waterfall pictures are from the original Grindhouse trailer version of Machete (so, not Lindsay) and some of the other shots of Lindsay Lohan are actually a body double. Don't complain to me, you know how I would have made this movie!

Link: Jessica Alba and Lindsay Lohan Not Quite Nude in Machete (VIDEO)

Latex Tease

01:00 PM, Filed under: Links

Katy Perry crazy cleavage in skintight dress. (Popoholic)

Miley Cyrus parties in a see-through top. (GlobalGrind)

Demi Lovato shows off her hot legs. (Celebuzz)

Tila Tequila grabs some boob. (Radar)

Jessica Alba showing that bra again. (Celebslam)

New roommate warning signs. (CollegeHumor)

Kelly Osbourne looks almost kind of sort of half hot.(dlisted)

Link: Latex Tease

Ashley Greene Sexy, Yet Forced To Carry Her Own Luggage

12:58 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Ashley Greene

What is this new trend with hot celebrity women being forced to carry their own luggage through European airports? We saw it a couple weeks ago with the amazingly hot Kelly Brook in England, now the precocious sexlicious Ashley Green in Paris made to handle her own handles. I can assure you this would never happen in America, if only because I would be there in my pimp tuxedo, two hands free, begging to totes her bags, you know, if she doesn't call the cops after I politely ask, 'So, which of these bags might contain your underwear?'. I'm like that. Thorough. Especially for Ashley Greene, my not so secret Twilight crush, who just keeps getting hotter and hotter as the months past. Now, dammit, somebody in France please help this sexy lady with her luggage.

Photo credit: Fame

Link: Ashley Greene Sexy, Yet Forced To Carry Her Own Luggage

Miley Cyrus Bra Peek Pictures from the City of Light

12:10 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Miley Cyrus

After a summer of butt and boob shakes and boyfriend breakups, our favorite sexy chipmunk is once again hitting her stride, this time in the streets of Paris. Miley Cyrus flashing the trademark bra, it's hard not to lust a little after Miley, especially when her mouth is closed and she's not talking or singing. Wait, is she eighteen yet? No? I take back the 'lust' comment. (Secretly) Enjoy.

Photo credit: Fame

Link: Miley Cyrus Bra Peek Pictures from the City of Light

Demi Moore Scores One For the Super Milfs

10:30 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Demi Moore

Well, here's to you, Mrs. Robinson. Getting up into her latter 40's, Demi Moore shows no signs of slowing down in body or soul, or body, or body. Damn, that MILFtastic body. And, just to shove it in your cougar loving face, Demi Moore sent out these sexy bikini pictures on Twitter, to let everybody know that she's still in her prime. I'm inclined to agree. Enjoy.

Link: Demi Moore Scores One For the Super Milfs

Heather Locklear Cleavage and Bra Peek Pictures for Old Times Sake (BONUS VIDEO)

08:14 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Heather Locklear

I don't know how many more times we're going to see Heather Locklear on this site, and I'm feeling rather nostalgic for my most awesome T.J. Hooker cop, so when I found Heather Locklear pictures with cleavage and bra peeks, I just had to share. Granted, she needs the oversized Foster Grants to cover up her booze and surgeried cheeks these days, but, still, this is Heather Locklear, she was once a goddess. Enjoy.

Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com / Fame / INF Photo

And, because it's simply the best episode of the best show ever, here's Heather Locklear as Officer Stacy Sheridan, doing her thang:

Watch the Video:

Heather Locklear in T.J. Hooker Going Deep Cover Booty Shaking

Link: Heather Locklear Cleavage and Bra Peek Pictures for Old Times Sake (BONUS VIDEO)

Daisy Lowe Topless Picture Is A Boobtastic Start to the Week

06:30 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Daisy Lowe

I lust after sexy au natural model, Daisy Lowe. Those big full round personalities of her. How I dream of being her illegitimate daddy, I mean, instead of that stupid Gavin Rossdale. Of course, being her dad would mean I couldn't (publicly) ogle her any longer, not to mention the child support, meh, now that I think of it, I'd just rather be her official boob watcher. And these amazing boobs were on display in this Daisy Lowe topless picture snookered in Ibiza last week. Yeah, she's hanging with Dr. Who Cares, but it's only a matter of time before she realizes that the man across the street hiding in the bushes with the spy camera is really the man she desires. Enjoy.

Photo credit: Splash News

Link: Daisy Lowe Topless Picture Is A Boobtastic Start to the Week

Inna Topless Pictures Blow Me Outta My Mind

02:15 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Elena "Inna" Apostoleanu

(UPDATED TO ADD: Thanks to an anonymous and beloved Egotastic! reader for providing us with updated, actual Inna topless pictures to save the world from faux Inna porn star boobs. Long story, but, suffice it to say, Enjoy.)

I think I've become smitten by a Romanian pop star. Of course, 'smitten' can mean many things to many people, so, to be clear, I mean, I am drooling myself to dehydration with utter lust over Inna, my Caspian Sea Fergie, only, not exactly the same as Fergie, as evidenced in these ridiculously hot Inna topless pictures. I was prepared to declare my lust even before seeing Inna's amazing boobs and body in the full and clear; now I'm simply prepared to offer her the moon. Or, even better, I'll lie and tell her how much I love her music. When a man puts real effort into his lies, that means he cares! Enjoy.

(Yet another note: there were some people who insisted we re-post the impostor Inna pictures from earlier on Friday. Hmm, generally against this policy, but the fake Inna, apparently a Romanian adult film star, was rather, well, postable, so...)

Link: Inna Topless Pictures Blow Me Outta My Mind