After perusing the photo album "Jordan Turns Two," you will never know the cake wasn't moist, the pizza made everyone gassy and Jordan had to be carried out like a surfboard when the pony peed on his shoes.
It was easier during World War II. You knew who your enemies were--Hitler, Tojo, the Red Skull. And you knew who your allies were, too--Churchill, Stalin, the Submariner.
Osama bin Laden released his debut rap album Dead or Alive yesterday, leaving many to question the veracity of his assassination, especially considering the timing and content of the album.
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea is regarded as this sort of action classic that defined a genre, but when you read it, all the characters do is sit around eating endangered species.
I was the one who made bin Laden a household name," said the former president, "so he became worth $25M. Handing me the $25M will be 'mission accomplished'."
While many question the sincerity of Pakistan's leadership, others note that this is not the first failure of Pakistan's leadership to notice something right under their noses.
In Board Room Babies, NASS details a comprehensive list of findings outlining how those in the highest realms of organizational leadership are behaviorally similar to infants.
It transpires that Osama Bin Laden got more from Ronald Reagan than just the millions of U.S. taxpayer dollars that the Gipper gifted him in the 80s.
Beer ads are usually the province of babes in bikinis. So when a new Budweiser ad featured two young men locked (briefly) in a tender embrace, the Internet's gaydar started tingling.
Pull the banner out of storage and string it back across the aircraft carrier. Because this time, Mission Really Accomplished. Barack bested bin Laden. Obama got Osama.
To clarify once and for all, when it comes to the use of human shields, our official a Qaeda policy says YES, you can use them, but please, NO women.
How could Obama make such a realistic looking elephant you ask? It's easy when you're raised surrounded by them... in Kenya.
It's high time someone graded what can be graded: the graders themselves, and various other Draft happenings that have nothing to do with football.
Want to meet hot guys at the gym but too shy to do it while doing butterfly curls in your fun-run tee shirt and raggedy high school Adidas soccer shorts? Here's the solution -- strip pole exercise class.
Language is one of the few things, aside from the cat and their bowels, over which children can exercise a certain degree of power and control.
In the beginning, no one worked. Then, an entrepreneur named God came along. The Lord was the first boss. He was frustrating.
Between letting everybody know how outraged I am and screaming in fury at clips from Fox News that my friends forward me on the Internet, I have my hands full.
Paul Szep, 2011.05.10
Robert Brenner, 2011.05.10
