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If MPs want to argue they are worth $185,000 a year base pay they might first explain how Labor’s Craig Thomson spent 42 days overseas on a taxpayer ticket and couldn’t describe what he did in his own words.
He had to crib from the speeches of others – word for word. They might also explain how independent Speaker Peter Slipper, when a Liberal, could go through $7000 on overseas telephone calls using the mobile funded by taxpayers.
All up he spent $14,000 on telecommunications in six months. The man just isn’t that popular.
Continue reading "This is no good time to give MPs a payrise" »
This week, scientists announced that hey, you betcha, they’re darn nearly almost kinda totally sure that they’ve confirmed the existence of a thing no average person can see or hear or feel.
And the world said, okey dokey, we pretty much believe you. Not exactly sure what all this means or how it affects us, but hey, we’ll buy it. You’re the guys in the lab coats, after all, and we’re the ones stupid enough to wear cargo pants. Therefore, or “ergo” as you guys would put it, you must be right. Right?
Hands up who’s guessed where this thing’s heading…
Continue reading "We must be mugs for accepting the hoax boson" »
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Bruce says:
Anthony, based on the evidence at hand, being this article, it is clear that you are the mug. What rubbish, this clearly demonstrates your lack of understanding of how important this type of scientific research. Perhaps we should go back to archaic belief systems and believe that a higher entity… Read more »
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Rev says:
+3 Markus. -3 Ant. Furthermore, why didn’t you write an article on those who believe the men in lab coats re: climate science, but distrust them when it comes to GM food? Read more »
There are 20 minutes remaining. Score’s locked at 16-all. The young family is in the lounge room, a rare event in itself, nervously watching their Wests Tigers.
As a scrum is formed, Ray Warren proclaims with a hint of surprise the Tigers are $2.15 to win on TAB Sportsbet. Dad, slumped in his armchair, jolts, bolt upright. He commands his eight-year-old boy to bring him the phone. The little boy marvels as he watches Dad punch in the numbers with vigour.
Dad replaces his customary “hello” for a mysterious set of numbers, before announcing down the line - no, demanding - he will have a hundred dollars on the Wests Tigers, and doing it with a sense of pride. The conversation ends, the phone dispensed with.
Continue reading "Hey Xenophon, don’t shoot the gambling messengers" »
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AJL says:
Um, Xenophon’s vote in the Senate is (as the Senate numbers currently sit) completely useless. A combination of Labor/Greens or Labor/Coalition is sufficient to get legislation through the Senate, and a combination of Coalition/Greens will block anything. Xenophon’s vote is meaningless. Wilkie is, of course, a different matter (although less… Read more »
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old fart says:
I’m probably being over simplistic here but, if they put a gambling limit in, how will they stop Bob Broke the problem gambler from betting online with an off shore internet gambling site, or how will they force the offshore gambling site from complying with Australian law? I mean it… Read more »
Thanks to the high dollar, Australians have become the world’s most savvy online bargain hunters. Parcels with cheaper DVDs from the US, computer games from Hong Kong and books from Britain now arrive on our shores in the thousands every day.
Australian buyers obviously know how much they can save by shunning domestic retailers for their overseas competitors. Little wonder when, say, Steve Jobs’ biography is selling for $44 in Australia but for the equivalent of just $18 in Britain. Some British online retailers even offer free world-wide shipping.
What most Australians are probably unaware of is how much more they could save if it was possible to buy other goods internationally. Cars for example.
Continue reading "How are we ripped off? Let us count the ways…" »
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S.L says:
MarkS I agree. I can combine my interest in cars with your love of books. Any auto literature I buy now is on the net. Much, much cheaper! Read more »
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John the zombie says:
acotrel can you then tell me why the Australian built and exported Holden VE series is been sold cheaper in the USA then in Australia. There would be no changes in the design or standards of the car. Also how the hell did you turn a topic about how we… Read more »
In a perfect world, justice would be swift. Right and wrong would be black and white. Good people would feel protected by the law and bad people would go to jail. In reality, crimes like murder and rape are as complicated as they are common. Sound verdicts take time.
So a Sydney judge’s suggestion to do away with juries in these cases, in the interests of efficiency, presents serious risk to the way we understand and trust the law.
Speed in these decisions risks poor judgement. Worse, it can destroy people’s lives.
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Al says:
Love it or hate it, trial by jury is fundamental to our legal system, essentially the jury is the arbiter of fact and the judge the arbiter of the law. I for one am against the comingling of these roles. The problem really rests in the quality of jurors. When,… Read more »
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holden says:
If I may. I wrote this after watching a jury, clearly out of their depth, find a man not guilty. They seemed to be watching and listening, but to what? He re-offended and admitted his involvement in the earlier matter. The… Read more »
What do women want? This question has vexed philosophers, feminists and talk show hosts since time immemorial (or at least since Mel Gibson started making bad romantic comedies).
The good news is that we now have a definitive answer – and it doesn’t involve equal pay, housework help or a nude frolic on a Northern Territory balcony.
As it turns out, nothing brings a woman more pleasure, euphoria or knee-trembling jouissance than… (anticipation-enhancing trumpet flurry)… chowing down solo on a salad.
Continue reading "You don’t win friends with salad. Unless they’re women" »
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Markus says:
@maybe, ‘vomit’ and ‘projectile’ sum it up pretty well for me… Read more »
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Markus says:
I fail to see where I suggested that at all. It is fairly obvious that they can, as knowyourmeme and Cracked have demonstrated. But yes, *some* people can’t make mention of it. Such people include anyone who would post a bunch of links to other people’s work, without contributing anything… Read more »
Over the next few months, countless Australians will be forced to listen to their friends and co-workers ponder holiday destinations.
Many factors will be considered during this process - from the number of recognisable landmarks that can be used to create obnoxious Facebook profile pictures, to whether the guy will believe them when they say the scooter was already dented when they got it.
Chief among these considerations, however, will be whether or not their chosen destination will be overrun with other human beings, who intend to use the same chunk of land for similar recreational purposes. It is this exact concern that drives so many over-confident Australians, particularly Queenslanders, to embark on ill-fated outback adventures every holiday season.
Continue reading "Go on a holiday to the middle of nowhere and you’ll DIE" »
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MF says:
Unless of course you live in an urban environment and actually like to go offroad on the weekends and take holidays out bush? Or are we not allowed to do that anymore? I get that the majority of SUV owners in the city don’t take them offroad. But some of… Read more »
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CorBlimey says:
Is this comment the best you could dream up? If you can’t think of something constructive to write about I suggest you shut up. Read more »
What happened
Sheen, the son of the excellent Martin and the star of a crap blockbuster TV show, destroyed his immediate career in a drug-, women- and media-fuelled tizzy of spectacular proportions.
There were signs that Sheen’s life was starting to careen out of control in January when he went to rehab after a series of public shenanigans. Two and a Half Men was put on hiatus.
But the kerfuffle didn’t really get started until Sheen called up a US radio show to tell the world just what he thought of Two and a Half Men and its producers. He declared the TV show was: “A pukefest that everyone worships” (right on, Charlie) run by an “AA Nazi” and “blatant hypocrite”. Producers, who were sick of Sheen’s issues and his partying, ended production.
Continue reading "Biggest moments of 2011 #9 The Sheen comes off Charlie" »
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rabbit says:
@ Paul - I certainly wish it was different. I find it so irritating, that people will “hate America/Americans” all while embracing so much of the culture. I seem to get very defensive of them (to a certain degree), now that I live overseas in Australia.. I never would have… Read more »
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Paul says:
@ rabbit Funny you mention it, seems the Yanks are very different when we talk about what we don’t want- guns, weight, and stupidity and all those stereotypes - but when we want to appropriate their music/fashion/slang i.e. their culture, we aren’t that different. Read more »
History is littered with good intentions gone bad and concerns are growing the Government’s recently released draft Murray Darling Basin Plan is a prime example.
Frontline environmentalists, who live and work with the vagaries of the rivers, are warning that the Government is heading down the wrong track and could be responsible for allowing wetlands, which not even the worst drought in living memory could kill, to be severely damaged as a result of over-watering.
If we have above average rainfall over the next 12 months the world’s largest river red gum forest is facing the very real prospect of being degraded within three years of it being declared a national park, and two years before the Federal Government has signed off on an environmental watering plan.
Continue reading "Water, water, everywhere and all the trees will shrink" »
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Lezza says:
Interesting reading until the silly, cheap shots toward the end. Read more »
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Mark says:
Small point of correction: The CEWH is an independent statutory position and is supported by officers from the Department of Sustainabilty, Environment, Water, Population and Communities, not Treasury and PM&C Read more »
A former Sun editor has had an almighty crack at the Guardian, after the latest twist in the News of the World saga in which police revealed there’s no evidence journalists deleted Milly Dowler’s voicemails.
The Guardian had claimed that NOTW journos, by deleting messages from Milly’s full mailbox, had given her parents false hope that she was still alive. That report helped spark a maelstrom that is still sucking people in and down.
Turns out the phone company automatically deletes messages after 72 hours. The Guardian apologised for the error. Sort of.
Now, former Sun editor Kelvin MacKenzie has unleashed on the Guardian and reporter Nick Davies, demanding a better apology, and an apology to Rupert Murdoch, and blaming him for the 300 staff who lost their jobs when the paper closed. And he doesn’t stop there.
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Blind Freddy says:
Murdoch dropped the NOTW like a threatened lizard drops its tail - it is an method of escape. Read more »
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James1 says:
“The media love the leadership personality contest because it sells papers. But the electorate are smarter than that.” I disagree Dash. There is plenty of evidence that many, but certainly not most, Australians have little understanding of the basis of a Westminster parliamentary system. Take for example all of the… Read more »
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