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Stand Up Guys

Stand Up Guys (2013)

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Average Rating: 4.6/10
Critic Reviews: 9
Fresh: 4 | Rotten: 5

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Average Rating: 3.9/5
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Val (Al Pacino) is released from prison after serving twenty-eight years for refusing to give up one of his close criminal associates. His best friend Doc (Christopher Walken) is there to pick him up, and the two soon re-team with another old pal, Hirsch (Alan Arkin). Their bond is as strong as ever, and the three reflect on freedom lost and gained, loyalties ebbed and flowed, and days of glory gone by. But one of the friends is keeping a dangerous secret- he's been put in an impossible quandary

R, 1 hr. 34 min.

Drama, Comedy

Lionsgate

All Critics (13) | Top Critics (9) | Fresh (6) | Rotten (7)

Really, what do the actors have to work with here? The movie isn't funny enough to allow them to burlesque their images, or serious enough to give them a way to reflect upon them ...

December 14, 2012 Full Review Source: Newark Star-Ledger | Comment
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Painful, misshapen and a little gross. It's an enlarged prostate of a movie.

December 14, 2012 Full Review Source: New York Post | Comment
New York Post
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Despite some predictable predicaments - and the inevitable Viagra joke - the film is clever in the way it deals with the high cost of mob connections and the even higher cost of old age.

December 13, 2012 Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | Comment
Los Angeles Times
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Most of the modest pleasures are in the ways the men expertly play off one another and invest their shallow characters with more depth than any filmmaker could reasonably expect.

December 13, 2012 Full Review Source: New York Times | Comment
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Pacino - embracing painful Viagra jokes with abrasive, motor-mouthed energy - either needs better gigs or stronger guidance.

December 13, 2012 Full Review Source: New York Daily News | Comment
New York Daily News
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It's a pity because there's a good movie in "Stand Up Guys" somewhere.

December 12, 2012 Full Review Source: Film.com | Comment
Film.com
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For those in step with Stand Up Guys' hokey comedy, there is a lot to enjoy.

December 14, 2012 Full Review Source: IGN Movies | Comment
IGN Movies

Fails to plumb the dramatic depths of its setups, but every now and then the actors pick up the slack, filling in the blanks with three decades's worth of mythic resonance.

December 13, 2012 Full Review Source: Slant Magazine | Comment
Slant Magazine

This moronically unfunny gangster comedy fluctuates wildly between the lowest-of-low humor and pity-the-aged-man pathos, and offers further evidence that the best days are behind its iconic cast members.

December 11, 2012 Full Review Source: Time Out New York | Comment
Time Out New York

Christopher Walken, Al Pacino, and Alan Arkin play the three colorful leading characters with a tacit admission that the script reflects the passing of their own generation.

December 8, 2012 Full Review Source: ColeSmithey.com | Comment
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Audience Reviews for Stand Up Guys

Oh my god this movie is just the opposite of what the critics say! Its actually pretty amazing I mean this may not be a godfather but its certainly a lol comedy which is brilliantly fun for people and I think al pacino did wonderful and its not suprising cuz he is one of the greatest if not THE greatest actor in film history! This movie is wrongly accused by some critics but anyway, watch IT!
December 14, 2012
Right, so, as you may have gathered over the past few years, movies starring older actors tailored for their contemporaries have been doing some real solid business. From The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel to Red (both of which have sequels already in development) there seems to be a nice niche for movies starring older actors and targeted to older audiences. As a result we now have Stand Up Guys, a crime comedy starring a trio of acting greats that will be properly released early in 2013, so weâ(TM)ll only know how this one does on the business side then, but thatâ(TM)s getting limited run now.

The film, once set to be directed by Barry Levinson but now being delivered by Fisher Stevens (whoâ(TM)s probably best known as an actor on TV shows like Early Edition and Lost but who also directs and produces, having actually won an Oscar for producing The Cove), stars Al Pacino, Christopher Walken and Alan Arkin, a trio of Oscar winners who are all in their 70â²s (Mr. Walken actually turns 70 in March, but you get the point). Now, the film is actually quite fun and all, but a part of me got the same feeling watching this as I did when I saw The Bucket List: if you have actors as tremendously talented as these guys together you should make a real movie, not a disposable comedy.

Mr. Pacino plays Val, a guy just released from prison after having served nearly three decades for not giving up one of his criminal partners. When he gets out his best friend, Doc, the character Mr. Walken plays, picks him up and soon enough theyâ(TM)re teaming up with another of their old friends, Hirsch, played by Mr. Arkin, reminiscing about the old days and what it meant to them. Then you realize that somethingâ(TM)s going on and that there are secrets involved and that those glory days havenâ(TM)t really been left behind all that much.

Iâ(TM)m not going to say this is a great movie, itâ(TM)s not even close, and I stand firmly by what I say that anytime you have actors like these together you have to give them great material and not something as silly as inconsequential as this. And even though most of the time Stand Up Guys isnâ(TM)t really all that funny, delivering an expected conclusion and jokes that are also terribly predictable, including the seemingly mandatory gag about viagra, I thought the performances were quite good, and maybe enough to warrant a slight recommendation from me; it just seems to me that thereâ(TM)s a genuinely good movie somewhere in here.

Then again, maybe these three guys didnâ(TM)t team up to make some real dramatic piece with genuine gravitas and pathos because they just didnâ(TM)t want to. And, if thatâ(TM)s the case, who could blame them? These are actors who have nothing left to prove to anyone and maybe they just wanted to enjoy themselves hanging out for a few weeks with each other and cashing in a paycheck at the end. Even so there are times, mostly in the scenes in which they simply act alongside each other without much hubbub interrupting them, in which the joy of seeing them feed off each other is tremendous, just seeing a trio of acting legends embed these terribly shallow characters with a depth and poignance that was eons away from actually being thought up by the director or writer.

Thatâ(TM)s pretty much why Iâ(TM)m giving this one a pass, because itâ(TM)s still a good thing to have these three duking it out and having fun and doing their thing. Mr. Pacino especially; hereâ(TM)s a guy who weâ(TM)ve been giving a hard time of late for just phoning it in and being manic and chewing scenery in his most recent films and here he does the same and yet he seems to be having so much fun that we roll with it. Heâ(TM)s been in the joint for 28 years for being a âstand up guyâ? for not ratting out his friends, now he just wants to have one awesome night about town. It kind of translates to these actors careers: theyâ(TM)ve given us indelible performances for decades and now they just want to have fun.

At first itâ(TM)s just Mr. Pacino and Mr. Walken and they want to go out and drink and have fun with the ladies except Val finds out he canâ(TM)t have fun with the ladies anymore which means he goes for the little blue helping pills which then go ahead and land him in the hospital. There they realize that one of the nurses, played by Julianna Margulies, is actually the daughter of Hirsch so they get him out of a nursing home while heâ(TM)s still in his pjâ(TM)s and as soon as heâ(TM)s behind the wheel of a car he becomes a getaway driver all over again.

The secret I talked about before is the fact that Doc has actually been ordered by a mob boss to kill Val within a day of his release and Doc seems to have no alternative. That brings forth the question of honor thatâ(TM)s really all this film is about. Val was an honorable guy taking the fall for a crime that killed the son of said mob boss; Doc has been ordered to kill his best friend, and itâ(TM)s about whether heâ(TM)ll go on with it or whether heâ(TM)ll be a stand up guy himself, sacrifice himself and decline.

As you can see from that, this is a film that tries to get some good olâ(TM) pathos in there with these good olâ(TM) guys trying to have a good olâ(TM) time. Itâ(TM)s a film that you know really loves its characters, a bunch of bad guys you just have to root for and as an audience youâ(TM)re tempted to do the same because you love these actors, maybe you donâ(TM)t necessarily love them in these roles, but youâ(TM)ve loved them in countless others so they get your vote of confidence. Thatâ(TM)s why Iâ(TM)m giving this one a recommending grade, because they singlehandedly make this movie so much better than it ever had any right to be.
December 19, 2012
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    1. Doc: Let's just drop the welcome home thing.
    – Submitted by Chris P (17 days ago)
    1. Val: They say we die twice. Once when the breath leaves our body, and once when the last person we know says our name.
    – Submitted by Chris P (17 days ago)

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