this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip

I need a man like this. If making my boyfriend feel self-fulfilled means just listening to him talk about net hacks, I would be so down. We could learn about new nets together. I would be horrible at making them but I’d appreciate his enthusiasm.

oh my god i don’t even think this is wrong

are we all seeing the same thing

A sword billed hummingbird (Ensifera ensifera) feeds from a red angel's trumpet (Brugmansia sanguinea) in Cundinamarca, Columbia

by Charles Sharp

Every time I think about what the New York Times did to Susan Doku, I get a bit enraged inside

In case you don't know, Susan Doku, inventor of popular number puzzle game Sudoku, was outed as a lesbian by the New York Times in 2003. Many have speculated this was done more or less to slander her to the public so their attempted purchase of exclusive printing rights for the game could be done at a much lower price. She actually lost a lawsuit against the Times, as it was not deemed libelous, given she was in a civil partnership with her now wife, Christina "Chris" Ward.

Susan also lays claim to the first recorded use of the word "polyamorous" in her 1994 essay "81 Squares"

call me Brussels Sprouts the way I got the bitterness bred out of me

the joke is Brussels Sprouts used to be much more bitter until farmers in the 90's discovered what chemical property in Brussels Sprouts was making them so bitter, and selectively bred them over generations to be tastier, which is why you should try eating Brussels Sprouts again if you haven't had them since you were a kid, especially if you've never had them roasted in olive oil, salt, red pepper flakes, maybe a little honey or balsamic vinegar, distributed evenly on a pan at a very high temperature, and also breeding kink

Hey op what was that last part

Did i fucking stutter

My local farmer's market has started carrying this one kind of brussels sprouts in the summers that are so goddamn sweet you can eat them RAW.

Yoshitomo Nara: Time of My Life (2001)