Catch-22 in regrettable (the wrong if they don’t fit) trousers for McIlroy
Rory drama even of interest to non-sports fans like myself
I’m married to a sports fan, so the theme from Sky Sports News feels like the background soundtrack to my life. But I have close to zero interest in sport myself, so the endless match reports, transfer updates and heated post-match discussions tend to pass me by.
Golf, in particular, is a mystery to me: a bunch of indistinguishable men dressed in pastel jumpers and too-tight trousers, whacking a little ball around an artificially landscaped course. How does anyone stand the boredom?
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