The worst movies I have seen
Some of the stinkers I have seen over the years
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- DirectorPhil TuckerStarsGeorge NaderGregory MoffettClaudia BarrettThe monstrous Ro-Man attempts to annihilate the last family alive on Earth, but finds himself falling for their beautiful daughter.Classic bad film starring a man in a gorilla suit and a diving helmet. There is even a scene "in space" where you can clearly see a hand holding the toy spaceship !
- DirectorEdward D. Wood Jr.StarsEdward D. Wood Jr.Bela LugosiLyle TalbotA psychiatrist tells the stories of a transvestite (Glen or Glenda) and a pseudohermaphrodite (Alan or Anne).Ed Wood's first film is about transvestites and transgendered people. Too bad it is so horribly bad. Bela Lugosi appears in the prologue talking about little boys and puppy dog tails, or something like that. Bevare! Bevare!
- DirectorEdward D. Wood Jr.StarsGregory WalcottTom KeeneMona McKinnonEvil aliens attack Earth and set their terrible "Plan 9" into action. As the aliens resurrect the dead of the Earth, the lives of the living are in danger.Considered by most people to be the worst film ever made. This film includes a scene where a man defeats the aliens by punching one in the face! Bela Lugosi appears in a few scenes shot for another movie that was never completed because of his death. In others, a man who is at least a foot taller doubles for Lugosi. Another Ed Wood "masterpiece."
- DirectorEdward D. Wood Jr.StarsLyle TalbotDolores FullerHerbert RawlinsonVic Brady draws young Don Gregor into a life of crime. He then blackmails Gregor's plastic surgeon father into fixing up his face so he can evade the cops.The only redeeming value in this Ed Wood stinker is Steve Reeves, years before he became famous as Hercules. Too bad they have him wear a suit that is 5 sizes too big for him! Oh yeah, the story is about some petty thief who gets killed but I don't remember much of it.
- DirectorNorman CohenStarsRobin AskwithAnthony BoothBill MaynardTimothy Lea finds work in a holiday camp, and is soon up to his usual sexy shenanigans when he organizes a beauty pageant.Leering British sex comedy is neither sexy nor funny. It makes the Carry On films seem like Citizen Kane by comparison.
- DirectorJohn DerekStarsBo DerekRichard HarrisMiles O'KeeffeWhile on an African expedition with her father, Jane Parker meets Tarzan, and the two become fascinated by each other.Why didn't they have Bo Derek run around naked for 90 minutes instead of putting us through this? Oh wait, that is what they did. My mistake.
- DirectorRay Dennis StecklerStarsCarolyn BrandtRon HaydockTitus MoedeAfter stopping three crooks from robbing an innocent woman, two dimwits become crime fighters.Forget the ridiculous title. This film does not know if it wants to be a superhero film, a musical or a thriller. The less said about the "costumes" , the better. Looks like this was shot in 3 hours in someone's house.
- DirectorAntonio MargheritiRuggero DeodatoStarsReg ParkMireille GranelliEttore ManniHercules battles an evil sorceress who turns men into werewolves.Regardless of what the DVD box says, the strongman in this film is Ursus, not Hercules. He fights a monster or is the monster, I can't tell. There is a scene where a flabby man doubles for the muscular Reg Park and they don't even attempt to hide it.
- DirectorGianfranco ParoliniStarsLee Van CleefReiner SchöneGiampiero AlbertiniThe citizens of Hobsonville hire Sabata to rid them of the McIntock clan, who are forcibly and unlawfully taxing them under the pretext of town development.Lee Van Cleef goes through the motions and smirks for the camera. Easily one of the worst westerns ever.
- DirectorBitto AlbertiniStarsLaura GemserKarin SchubertAngelo InfantiWhile on assignment in Nairobi, a photojournalist questions her racial and sexual identity when she engages in affairs with her wealthy hosts.Yikes, I can't believe I actually saw this. Nothing erotic here, just a lot of naked people running around.
- DirectorMeir ZarchiStarsCamille KeatonEron TaborRichard PaceAn aspiring writer is repeatedly assaulted, humiliated, and left for dead by four men she systematically hunts down to seek revenge.Sadistic garbage.
- DirectorSam NewfieldStarsBilly CurtisYvonne Moray'Little Billy' RhodesAn evil gunslinging midget comes to terrorize the good little people of Tiny Town. The townspeople organize to defeat him, and zany antics ensue.An all midget western. Yes, you read that correctly.
- DirectorDavid BradleyStarsAudrey CaireWalter StockerCarlos RivasNazi madmen preserve Hitler's brain on a small tropical island until the time is right to resurrect him and, along with him, the Third Reich.Firstly, they saved Hitler's entire head, not just his brain. Secondly, it doesn't really matter why. Thirdly, this is a mix of a 1963 "thriller" with 20 minutes of ultra-cheap footage shot 10 years later that has nothing to do with the original story.Fourthly, oh, who cares?
- DirectorAlvin RakoffStarsRoger MooreMartha HyerAlexis KannerAn advertising executive sets out to find a woman for a new advertising campaign. His only clue to the woman is a photograph, and the search leads him into bewildering political ploys and mayhem.Roger Moore's first film after his long run as the Saint. This poor excuse of a film has no energy and a pathetic script. The climax of the film includes some back screen projection that wouldn't fool a 3 year old. And what in the world possessed Roger Moore to try out his ridiculous hairstyle?
- DirectorShan HuaStarsDanny LeeTerry LiuHsieh WangPrincess Dragon Mom and her mutant army have risen, and only Infra-Man can stop them.A Kung fu cyborg vs. Princess Dragon Mom. Do I need to say more?
- DirectorJerry BelsonStarsMark BlankfieldBess ArmstrongKrista ErricksonDr. Jekyll's research on a drug to avoid surgery yields a powder that transforms his timid self into a sexually uninhibited party animal, complicating his relationships with his fiancée and stripper girlfriend.Nerdy guy becomes obnoxious jerk. Full of pathetic jokes and tons of people doing coke. Who thought of this anyway?
- DirectorArch Hall Sr.StarsArch Hall Jr.Marilyn ManningRichard KielTeenagers stumble across a prehistoric caveman, who goes on a rampage.Richard Keil (Jaws from the James Bond films)as a caveman monster. Eegah indeed.
- DirectorJoe D'AmatoStarsMiles O'KeeffeLisa FosterDavid BrandonMuscle-bound Ator and his mute East Asian sidekick travel from the ends of the earth to save his aged mentor from the evil, mustachioed Zor.Miles O'Keefe, who so impressed us as Tarzan in the Bo Derek film, is now Ator, a cheap rip-off of Conan.
- DirectorNicholas WebsterStarsJohn CallLeonard HicksVincent BeckThe Martians kidnap Santa Claus because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents.Yes, he does travel to Mars to help the little ones there. Actually, he is kidnapped by the Martians because they don't have a Santa of their own. Hilarity ensues. Ok, it is more like boredom that ensues.
- DirectorSergio MartinoStarsBarbara BachClaudio CassinelliMel FerrerTourists on a tropical island anger an island god, who turns himself into a giant alligator and stalks them.Italian schlock-fest about a giant Alligator terrorizing the villagers, but I guess you figured that out already.
- DirectorSergio MartinoStarsBarbara BachClaudio CassinelliRichard JohnsonAquatic creatures threaten the existence of a mysterious island.Barbara Bach comes across some mutant fish-men on an island run by a mad scientist. Italian schlock, once again.
- DirectorLuigi CozziStarsIan McCullochLouise MarleauMarino MaséA former astronaut helps a government agent and a police detective track the source of mysterious alien pod spores, filled with lethal flesh-dissolving acid, to a South American coffee plantation controlled by alien pod clones.Blatant rip-off of Alien with none of that film's humour, thrills or special effects.
- DirectorAntonio MargheritiStarsDavid WarbeckTisa FarrowTony KingDuring the Vietnam war, an American soldier gets trapped behind enemy lines. A squad of his buddies sets out to rescue him.Apocalypse Now and The Deer Hunter ripped off in the same film. Italian schlock once again. Oh, and the twist ending is very, very, very predictable.
- DirectorJuan Piquer SimónStarsAntonio CantaforaCameron MitchellJosé Luis AyestaránThe superhero Kronos, from a distant galaxy, tangles with the mad scientist Dr. Gulik over the fate of mankind.Spanish superhero film where we see Supersonic man lift a cardboard steam roller to save some people. Yup, that is how good the special effects are in this film. Cashing in on the success of Superman from the year before, this is so poorly made, I can't even describe it.
- DirectorCharles Marquis WarrenStarsJohn HowardMala PowersPaul RichardsA millionaire leads an expedition into a remote jungle to find his wife's long-lost brother, but instead the group finds a mad scientist who has created a fungus monster that feeds on the local inhabitants.Deadly fungus. That is all you need to know.