Neptune's Daughter (1949)
Ricardo Montalban: José O'Rourke
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Quotes
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José O'Rourke : Hasta la vista! In your language, that means adios, amigo.
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José O'Rourke : Well, guess this is what you call a happy ending, huh? After all, I got the girl I wanted, she got the man she wanted, and you - well, you got the business.
Joe Backett : Yeah. Yeah, I sure did, didn't I?
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Jack Spratt : I'll bet you've had plenty of girls.
José O'Rourke : Ah, too many. Believe me, horses are more dependable.
Jack Spratt : Really?
José O'Rourke : Of course, one cannot make love to a horse.
Jack Spratt : No, unless one happens to be another horse.
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José O'Rourke : You mean your mother wouldn't let you go out with members of the opposite sex?
Jack Spratt : Yeah, but she wouldn't tell me which ones was the opposite sex.
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Jack Spratt : Why do l have to speak Spanish?
José O'Rourke : Because it's a language of love. Women can't resist it.
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José O'Rourke : Well, amigo, maybe your approach is wrong. Now, what is the first thing you do when you get a woman in your arms?
Jack Spratt : Well, I give her a salt rub.
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Eve Barrett : The material is cut, it is stacked in sizes ranging from 10 to 20. You know, any woman over size 20 should have her bathing suit made to order.
José O'Rourke : Oh, I agree.
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José O'Rourke : We will go to dinner, drive along the ocean. There'll be a moon tonight. I'm sure you can show me many points of interest.
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Eve Barrett : [music starts playing in the background] What's that?
José O'Rourke : Oh, just some of the stable boys. They play at the drop of a sombrero. Do you know what the music is saying?
Eve Barrett : l have an idea.
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Eve Barrett : My sister Betty is somewhat of a problem. She needs to find a man that's substantial and settled and, well, safe.
José O'Rourke : And I am not?
Eve Barrett : Well, are you?
José O'Rourke : No. No, I am unsubstantial, unsettled and - definitely unsafe.
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José O'Rourke : [singing] You bring me madness, madness, Beautiful madness every little while, When you pass by, And you smile, My heart beats faster, faster...
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Eve Barrett : Will you tell my sister to come out of your closet?
José O'Rourke : There is nothing in my closet except a few suits...... one of which is minus a button. At home, we have a skeleton.
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José O'Rourke : Why don't you sit down, have a nice drink and cool off, huh?
Eve Barrett : Mr. O'Rourke, I wouldn't drink with you if you were the last man on earth.
José O'Rourke : Well, what an interesting possibility.
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José O'Rourke : [singing] How can you do this thing to me?
Eve Barrett : There's bound to be talk tomorrow
José O'Rourke : Think of my lifelong sorrow
Eve Barrett : At least there will be plenty implied
José O'Rourke : If you caught pneumonia and died
Eve Barrett : I really can't stay
José O'Rourke : Get over that old doubt
Eve Barrett : Ah, but
José O'Rourke : Baby
Eve Barrett , José O'Rourke : It's cold outside...
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José O'Rourke : I never dreamed this morning I'd hold you in my arms this evening.
Eve Barrett : The only reason I'm in your arms this evening is so my sister Betty won't be.
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Eve Barrett : What are you doing here?
José O'Rourke : Watching you.