Neptune's Daughter (1949)
Red Skelton: Jack Spratt
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Quotes
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Jack Spratt : [Impersonating José O'Rourke] Merci, mademoiselle.
[Betty looks puzzled]
Jack Spratt : You understand Spanish good? Good. Ah, Spanish is the beautiful language of love.
Betty Barrett : You speak it fluently, don't you?
Jack Spratt : Mmm, oh, umh, Tijuana.
Betty Barrett : Ah, huh, well, I wanna if you wanna.
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Jack Spratt : I'll bet you've had plenty of girls.
José O'Rourke : Ah, too many. Believe me, horses are more dependable.
Jack Spratt : Really?
José O'Rourke : Of course, one cannot make love to a horse.
Jack Spratt : No, unless one happens to be another horse.
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José O'Rourke : You mean your mother wouldn't let you go out with members of the opposite sex?
Jack Spratt : Yeah, but she wouldn't tell me which ones was the opposite sex.
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Jack Spratt : Why do l have to speak Spanish?
José O'Rourke : Because it's a language of love. Women can't resist it.
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José O'Rourke : Well, amigo, maybe your approach is wrong. Now, what is the first thing you do when you get a woman in your arms?
Jack Spratt : Well, I give her a salt rub.
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Betty Barrett : Babalu.
Jack Spratt : Tico-Tico.
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Betty Barrett : [singing] Gosh, your lips are delicious
Jack Spratt : Maybe just a cigarette more...
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Mac Mozolla : Look, I ain't got all day. Lukie wants to see you.
Jack Spratt : Lukie? Lukie who?
Mac Mozolla : Lukie Luzette, that's who.
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Eve Barrett : l just don't believe it. I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you.
Jack Spratt : Well, kiss me.
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Jack Spratt : I've been duped.
Betty Barrett : Duped?
Jack Spratt : Yeah. They filled a needle with dupe and they duped me.
Betty Barrett : You mean doped, you dope. Did they hurt you?
Jack Spratt : Oh, it was terrible. First, they stick me with a little needle, then they stick me with a little bigger needle. Then with a little bigger, bigger needle.