The Andy Griffith Show (1960–1968)
Hal Smith: Otis Campbell
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Quotes
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Barney Fife : Andy, I've this one dead to rights! Otis was drunk. I even gave him a test. I drew a line on the sidewalk and told him to walk it. You know what he said?
Andy Taylor : What?
Barney Fife : He asked me what line. I've got this one right, Andy. Otis was drunk!
Andy Taylor : That right, Otis? Did you ask Deputy Fife what line?
Otis Campbell : Yeah; but I didn't have my specs on and drunk or sober, I can't see much without my specs.
Andy Taylor : Otis, three hours ago when Deputy Fife arrested you were you drunk?
Otis Campbell : I don't know; I wasn't wearin' my glasses.
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Barney Fife : I'll say it right to your face, Otis, you've got a pickled liver!
Otis Campbell : Well, it's better than having a pickled puss!
Barney Fife : Oh, yeah?
Otis Campbell : Yeah!
Andy Taylor : Boys, stop it!
Otis Campbell : Well, he started it!
Barney Fife : I did not start it, he started it!