Thunderbolt and Lightfoot (1974)

Erica Hagen: Waitress

Quotes 

• Lightfoot : Good morning, sweetness.

  Waitress : Okay, what'll it be this morning, boys?

  Lightfoot : I'm gonna have you. And - four scrambled eggs, very loose. Bacon, toast, coffee, and American fries.

• Waitress : Sonofabitch! My own brother-in-law. He's got every skirt in the neighborhood chasing him. You'd think he'd share one with me just once. Just once! It never happens.

  Lightfoot : Stick out your tongue. I'll teach you how to lick your eyebrows and you'll have every woman on the block hangin' off your ass.