- Stanley Gusciora: Your Honor, I can't do no 20 years.
- Judge: Well do as much as you can, son.
- [bangs gavel]
- Stanley Gusciora: [being interrogated] What do you want to hear first, I did the Lindbergh kidnapping, or I started the Korean War?
- [cackles]
- [last lines]
- Neighborhood Kid: Hey Tony, you're the greatest! Nobody ever do what you did, Tony!
- Tony Pino: [as Maffie tries to move a safe they can't crack] You're goin' full out for a hernia, mister!