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Quotes
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Boon : I want you to fix Pinto up, but it's got to be a very special girl.
Pinto : Look, you don't have to...
Boon : Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.
Katy : You mean you want someone he can screw on the first date.
Boon : Well put. You see, Pinto's never been laid.
Pinto : Hey!
Boon : What'd I say?
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Boon : It's not gonna be an orgy! It's a toga party.
Katy : Honestly, Boon, you're 21-years old. In six months you're going to graduate, and tomorrow night you're going to wrap yourself in a bed sheet and pour grain alcohol all over your head. It's cute, but I think I'll pass this time.
Boon : Want me to go alone?
Katy : Baby, I don't want you to go at all.
Boon : It's a fraternity party, I'm in the fraternity. How can I miss it?
Katy : I'll write you a note. I'll say you're too well to attend.
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Boon : Where are you going? We just got here.
Katy : No, Boon, you just got here. I've been downstairs for an hour entertaining some kid from Pig's Knuckle, Arkansas.
Boon : Umm - maybe we could drive up to your folks' place this weekend.
Katy : Oh, fabulous. My car filled with your beer buddies going up to empty my parents' liquor cabinet. It's too depressing to think about.
Boon : No! Just gonna be you and me. And Otter and another girl.
Katy : Is this really what you're gonna do for the rest of your life?
Boon : What do you mean?
Katy : I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend.
Boon : No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night.