- Wanda Nevada: Why do we always have to do it your way?
- Beaudray Demerille: Because I got all the money and the guns.
- Old Prospector: What are you prospectin'?
- Beaudray Demerille: Oh, ah, silver...
- Wanda Nevada: ...and gold!
- Beaudray Demerille: Shh!
- Old Prospector: Everyone knows there ain't no gold in the Grand Canyon!
- Beaudray Demerille: The bet's fifty dollars, pal.
- Card Hustler: You gotta honor my marker.
- Beaudray Demerille: I wouldn't honor your mama.
- Wanda Nevada: Do you think we're headin' in the right direction?
- Beaudray Demerille: We wouldn't be headin' in this direction if it weren't right.
- Wanda Nevada: Watch out! He's got a derringer!
- The Barber: Don't shoot! This is just a comb! See?
- [runs the comb across his bald head]