- Ian Beale: [after Minty asks him about advice on weddings] Yes I've had three wives. One cheated on me, one Didn't make it past reception, and one shot me. What would you like to know?
- [When big Mo was 'Miss Whiplash', Little Mo answers the phone]
- Little Mo: You've been a naughty boy?... What did you do?... Oh I'm sure you didn't mean to, you sound ever so sorry.
- [Talking to Charlie about Kat]
- Mo: She's got a loud mouth and a foul temper. I dunno where she gets it from.
- Frank Butcher: I'll tell you what, pal, you talk to me like that again and you're gonna get a dry slap.
- [Dawn and May are arguing over Dawn's pregnancy and Rob]
- Dawn: Don't worry about me, I can take care of myself
- Dr. May Wright: [Sarcastically] Seducing other women's husbands? That's quite the career plan. You go girl.
- Christian Clark: Rox, I need you.
- Roxy: Great, first man who says that to me in weeks and he's a ginger.
- Grant: Phil, I'm the Publican, I do the chucking out, okay?
- David Wickes: I am your Father.