- Margaret Meldrew: And so the teacher made me read that story out to the class. And everybody laughed. And he did that because basically he was a bastard. But I thought about the budgie that didn't die, who stayed behind in the cage, and realised it was the same thing. He knew he was better off where he was...
- [repeated line, spoken by several characters at different times when confronted with the absurd]
- Various: That definitely takes the biscuit.
- Doctor: What do you think it is?