A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.
John Asher
- Bobby Murdock
- (as John Mallory Asher)
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- TriviaAt the time of release, movie critics Roger Ebert and Gene Siskel said that Frozen Assets was the worst comedy ever made. It would go on to be Siskel's pick for the worst film of 1992.
- Crazy creditsDedicated to the memory of my father Leonard Klein (1916-1960).
- SoundtracksFeels So Good
Written by Michael Tavera & Jack McMorrow
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Have your Assets and Freeze them too!
You will laugh your assets off at the freezingly funny feature! Shelley Long (the original Ice Queen) and Corbin Bernsen (the original Ice Regent) are an asset of a pair of sperm-cross'd lovers in a small town where the men are men and the women are not. It's a kind of uplifting experience, but not recommended for those whose assets are hot, lukewarm, or just plain chilly. You just couldn't relate.
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- Budget
- $5,000,000 (estimated)
- Runtime1 hour 36 minutes
- Color
- Aspect ratio
- 1.85 : 1
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