Rent-a-Kid (1995 TV Movie)
Amos Crawley: Brandon Ward
Quotes
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Brandon Ward : I think I saw Lawrence's face on America's Most Wanted. Do you suppose that we should call the police?
Russ Syracuse : Wow, Brandon. You sure have a wild imagination, don't you?
Molly Ward : He lies. Don't believe anything he says.
Brandon Ward : I do lie sometimes, Molly. But that bubblegum you swallowed was radioactive, and you will grow to abnormal proportions.
[she gets a paranoid looks on her face]
Valerie Syracuse : Honey, he's just teasing.
Brandon Ward : I'm not.
Russ Syracuse : Brandon, I think you're scaring your little sister.
Brandon Ward : Fine, but tomorrow, she'll wake up nine feet tall and glowing like a lightbulb.
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[upon finding Molly hiding a dog tied to a rope behind her back during a disciplinary meeting]
Cliff Haber : Where did you get this one?
Molly Ward : I found it by the dumster and it had no collar.
Kyle Ward : She did not find it by the dumpster. She stole it out of a mercedes.
Brandon Ward : After she killed the driver.
Molly Ward : Did not, you liar!