The Full Monty (1997)
Paul Barber: Horse
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Quotes
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Dave : Well, I just pray they're a bit more understanding about us, that's all.
Horse : You what?
Dave : Well, they're going to be looking at us like that, aren't they, Eh? I mean, what if next Friday 400 women turn 'round and say "He's too fat, he's too old and he's a pigeon-chested little tosser."? What happens then, eh?
Horse : They wouldn't say that, would they?
Dave : Why not? He's just said her tits are too big.
Lomper : That's different. We're... blokes.
Dave : Yeah, and?
Gerald : I think she's got nice tits, actually.
Lomper : I never said owt about her personality, like. I mean, she's probably quite nice if you get to know her.
Dave : No. And they won't say nowt about your personality neither. Which is good 'cause you're basically a bastard. Bollocks to your personality - this is what they're looking at, right? And I'll tell you summat, mate. Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is none.
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Dole Clerk : Have you been actively looking for work in the last fortnight?
Horse : Yes
Dole Clerk : Have you done any work, paid or unpaid in the last fortnight?
Horse : No
Dole Clerk : That's not what I've heard
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Horse : No-one said anything to me about the full monty!
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Horse : I think I'm going to be sick