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Galaxy Quest (1999)
Daryl Mitchell: Tommy Webber
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Quotes
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Voice of Computer : Negative, there is no replacement Beryllium Sphere on board.
Gwen DeMarco : [to crew] No, there is no replacement Beryllium Sphere on board.
Tommy Webber : You know, that is really getting annoying!
Gwen DeMarco : [shouts] Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's *stupid*, but I'm gonna do it! Okay?
Tommy Webber : Sure, no problem.
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[the rock monster chases Nesmith]
Alexander Dane : You're just going to have to kill it.
Jason Nesmith : Kill it? Well, I'm open to any suggestions.
Tommy Webber : Go for the eyes, like in episode 22!
Jason Nesmith : He doesn't have any eyes, Tommy!
Tommy Webber : Go for the mouth, then, the throat, his vulnerable spots!
Jason Nesmith : It's a rock! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!
Guy Fleegman : I know! You construct a weapon. Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?
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[after the Blue Creatures have eaten Limpy]
Jason Nesmith : Ok, here's the plan: first, Fred, we need a diversion to clear these things out of the compound, then Gwen, Alex, Fred and I go down to get the sphere. Any of those things come back Tommy, give a signal. Guy, you set up a perimeter.
Gwen DeMarco : Why does this sound so familiar?
Tommy Webber : "Assault on Voltarek III". Episode 81 I think.
Guy Fleegman : We're doing episode 81?
Tommy Webber : Whatever, the one with the hologram. The wall of fire.
Gwen DeMarco : How the hell is Fred supposed to project a hologram?
Guy Fleegman : We're doing episode 81, Jason?
Jason Nesmith : It doesn't have to be a hologram, just a diversion.
Guy Fleegman : Jason, are we doing episode 81 or not?
Jason Nesmith : It's a rough plan, Guy, what does it matter if we're doing episode 81 or not?
Guy Fleegman : BECAUSE I DIED... IN EPISODE 81!
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Tommy Webber : You were holding it upside down
Sir Alexander Dane : Shut up.
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Jason Nesmith : Give me any kind of signal.
Tommy Webber : I'll do this:
[cups hands]
Tommy Webber : CAW! CAW!
Jason Nesmith : What are you, an infant? We have *these*!
[Jason holds up a communicator in front of Tommy]
Tommy Webber : I was just... sorry...
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Tommy Webber : You know, with all that makeup and stuff, I actually thought you were SMART for a second.
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[On Jason]
Gwen DeMarco : You've gotta admit, they really do love him.
Tommy Webber : Yeah, almost as much as he loves himself.
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Fred Kwan : [Trying to work the matter-transmitter] So what do we test it on?
Tommy Webber : [Sees Taggart, on the monitor, grappling with Grignak on the Berillium-Sphere planet] How about that Pig-Lizard?
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Tommy Webber : Set a course for home, Commander?
Jason Nesmith : Can you do that?
Tommy Webber : Oh, yes! Just point and click. But, we're going to have to go through the black hole, though.
Jason Nesmith : Any objections? Alright. Set her up.