Lem Putt: [Narrating] You hear-ed a lot of prating and prattling about this being the age of specialisation. Well, I'm a carpenter by trade. At one time I could have built a house, a barn, a church or a chicken coop. But I seen the need of a specialist in one particular line. So I studied 'er. I got 'er. She's mine. Ladies and gentlemen you are face to face with the champion privy builder of the County.