Little Britain (2003–2006)
Charu Bala Chokshi: Meera
Quotes
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Marjorie Dawes : What else do we have cravings of? Yes, Meera.
Meera : Fish and chips.
Marjorie Dawes : I'm sorry?
Meera : Fish and chips.
Marjorie Dawes : Say again, sorry.
Meera : Fish and chips.
Marjorie Dawes : Oh, right, some dish we don't get over here.
[writing down on wipeboard]
Marjorie Dawes : Curry.
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Meera : Instead of sugar use artificial sweetener in tea.
Marjorie Dawes : Summin' about sugar.
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Marjorie Dawes : What advice can we give to Babara, to turn her tragic life around? Paul?
Fat Fighter : [sighs] Cut out biscuits?
Marjorie Dawes : Cut out biscuits! erm... Mary?
Meera : Instead of sugar, use artificial sweetener in tea.
Marjorie Dawes : Something about sugar, but I think the best advice any of us can give you, is to look at the person on the inside, because you're obviously a very unhappy person...
Barbara : No, I'm not!
Marjorie Dawes : Well, you deserve to be! I know Mum doesn't speak to you, but that's not for here... but as far as she's concerned, if you were knocked down by a bus tomorrow the world would be a better place!
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Marjorie Dawes : What advice can we give to Christopher to help him lose weight? Paul!
Paul : Eat healthily?
Marjorie Dawes : Oh that's rich coming from you. Pat!
Pat : Don't eat too much chocolate!
Marjorie Dawes : What do you mean, don't eat too much chocolate, all the other kids hate him, chocolates the only friend he's got. And last but not least, Meera!
Meera : Exercise?
Marjorie Dawes : What? Sorry?
Meera : Exercise.
Marjorie Dawes : Say it again?
Meera : Oh, forget it.
Marjorie Dawes : Can't understand her, can you? Anyway, I think the most important thing you can do, is get a bit of exercise! Yeah?