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Desperate Housewives (2004–2012)
Felicity Huffman: Lynette Scavo
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Quotes
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Tom : I love you because you did the right thing, and I admire your bravery.
Lynette : And I love you because you find ways to compliment me when you could just say, "I told you so."
[They kiss, then Tom says something in sign language]
Lynette : You just signed "I told you so", didn't you?
Tom : You'll never prove it.
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Nora Huntington : You think I'm crazy.
Lynette Scavo : No! You're... colorful. Colorful in a way that might respond to medication.
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Lynette : Do you know what psychological warfare is?
[shakes his head]
Porter Scavo : No?
Lynette : Too bad for you.
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Lynette : Hi. My baby-sitter cancelled.
Bree : I've got millions of errands to run so...
Lynette : Please hear me out, this is important. Today I have a chance to join the human race for a few hours - there are actual adults waiting for me with margaritas. Look, I'm in a dress, I have make-up on.
Bree : If it were any other day?
Lynette : Oh, for God's sake, Bree, I'm wearing pantyhose.
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Lynette Scavo : My favorite game is counting all the things I'm dying to say to you, but I don't! Like... "pipe down, you annoying nutjob!" I could NEVER say that.