- John Ryder: [points to Grace] She's a good looking girl... how long have you been fucking her?
- Jim Halsey: What?
- John Ryder: It's a simple question.
- Jim Halsey: [Jim see's John's wedding ring] How long have you been fucking your wife?
- John Ryder: I'm not married.
- Jim Halsey: Then what's with the ring?
- John Ryder: Makes strangers think I'm trustworthy.
- Jim Halsey: Are you?
- John Ryder: No...
- [John destroys Jim's cell phone]
- Buford's Store Clerk: [points John out to Jim] Hey, think this was the guy having the car trouble?
- John Ryder: [to Jim] That was you?
- Jim Halsey: Yeah, man... sorry about that.
- John Ryder: Don't worry about it. I wouldn't pick me up either.
- Jim Halsey: Come on, we'll stop in the next town we'll get some food, I'll talk to the cops and we'll be drinking beers with your friends by tonight, besides we got one hell of a story to tell.
- [from trailer]
- Jim Halsey: What do you want?
- John Ryder: I want you to say four little words: I... Want... To... Die
- Grace Andrews: [while getting felt up] You're making me horny.
- John Ryder: [Surprising Grace] You're making me fucking horny, you cunt!
- Grace Andrews: Fuck you!
- [Hits Ryder with a lamp]
- John Ryder: Bitch!
- Grace Andrews: [after crashing their car trying to warn the family about John Ryder being in their car] How did he find us?
- Jim Halsey: Maybe he wasn't looking for us... maybe it was just bad luck.
- [Jim throws the 'lucky' penny he found earlier in the movie]
- Trooper: Put that gun down. PUT THAT GUN DOWN, GOD DAMNIT!
- Grace Andrews: I can't. Please! Don't take him, please! W'ere so sorry... PLEASE!
- Trooper: Gun down NOW!
- Grace Andrews: No!
- John Ryder: You useless waste!
- [last lines]
- [after Grace shoots John repeatedly in his bulletproof vest]
- John Ryder: Feels good, doesn't it?
- Grace Andrews: I don't feel a thing.
- [Grace shoots John in the head and walks away]
- Buford's Store Clerk: We got donkeys out back that we have been raising. I got kicked in the face by one of them, that's why I got this lazy eye. I tried milking a donkey, but you can't milk those donkeys man.
- Grace Andrews: I'm excited for the girls to meet you
- Jim Halsey: I can't wait to meet them. Your friends gonna like me?
- Grace Andrews: They're gonna love you... LOOKOUT!
- Grace Andrews: OHH My God!... Did you hit him?
- Jim Halsey: What the fuck was that guy doing in the road?
- Grace Andrews: Did you hit him?
- Jim Halsey: I dont know! I don't know. Shit!
- Jim Halsey: You ok?
- Grace Andrews: Yeah. We almost killed him
- Jim Halsey: I'm gonna go see if he's ok
- Grace Andrews: What? Why?
- Jim Halsey: Grace, we're in the middle of nowhere. We can't just leave that guy out there, we have to see if he's ok
- Grace Andrews: That guy is just standing there, Jim. He's not even moving. What kind of freak just stands in the middle of the road and doesn't even flinch?
- Jim Halsey: He's coming over here. I'm gonna go talk to him
- Grace Andrews: No please! Let's just call someone for help ,ok? Let's go. I don't wanna pick up a stranger out here.
- Jim Halsey: Allright. Allright
- Grace Andrews: What's wrong?
- Jim Halsey: engine's flooded
- Grace Andrews: Cmon, he's coming up here
- Jim Halsey: CMON! START!
- Jim Halsey: I've never pulled a 360 before
- Grace Andrews: Just keep your eyes on the road
- Grace Andrews: Hello?
- Jim Halsey: You still asleep?
- Grace Andrews: No, I'm not...
- Jim Halsey: Get Up! I'm outside
- Grace Andrews: What time is it?
- Jim Halsey: It's time to go. Hurry up! You're late... Hey
- Grace Andrews: Sorry I'm late
- Jim Halsey: It's OK
- Grace Andrews: Good morning
- Jim Halsey: morning... nice PJs
- Grace Andrews: Lets go?
- Jim Halsey: We're going!
- Jim Halsey: I know that look; You gotta to pee
- Grace Andrews: No I don't... Yeah OK, yeah I do
- Jim Halsey: Babe, We just left
- Grace Andrews: I know, I'm sorry
- Jim Halsey: We havent even been 6 blocks
- Grace Andrews: But I gotta go!
- Jim Halsey: ...OK
- Grace Andrews: I'll be fast
- [from trailer]
- Grace Andrews: You should be out there looking for him right now! HE IS GONNA KILL MORE PEOPLE!
- Young Trooper: I bet you had all sorts of fun when you tore that young man apart back there. But you see, here in the great state of New Mexico, we do support the death penalty.
- Jim Halsey: [after entering the gas station] Doritos or Cheetos?
- Grace Andrews: Cheetos!
- Jim Halsey: Ding Dongs or Twinkies?
- Grace Andrews: Ding Dongs!