Deadwood (TV Series)
Sold Under Sin (2004)
Ian McShane: Al Swearengen
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Quotes
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Al Swearengen : Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.
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Al Swearengen : [after Doc Cochran walks into Al's office without knocking] Walk in unannounced is a good way to get yourself killed, Doc, especially as the cavalry has us besieged.
Doc Cochran : I'm here about the minister. He's over at my place, past my art if I had any. He's damn near blind, mostly paralyzed. Past controlling his functions.
Al Swearengen : Well, you're preachin' to the fuckin' converted. Me, I would've seen to him, but... I've been fuckin' busy.
Doc Cochran : Well, he doesn't wanna be seen to like that.
Al Swearengen : What the fuck are we talkin' about?
Doc Cochran : A man being cared for and made comfortable 'til he expires. Girls you put to the task, deduct your time from my pay.
Al Swearengen : I get the bag of shit.
Doc Cochran : You get to care for a human being in his last extremity.
Al Swearengen : A human being in his last extremity IS a bag of shit.
Doc Cochran : [suddenly furious] AW, FUCK YOU, AL!
[Al turns and stares at Cochran in surprise]
Al Swearengen : I'll send someone over to pick him up.
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Seth Bullock : I'll be the fucking sheriff.
Al Swearengen : Starting when?
Seth Bullock : Starting now.
Al Swearengen : You have the tin?
Seth Bullock : I do.
Al Swearengen : Produce it.
[Seth stands up, and pulls out the badge]
Al Swearengen : On the tit.
Seth Bullock : I know where it goes.